me🎓irl

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Gratz. I got you your 1000th upvote. You're welcome now you can graduate http://imgur.com/a/iIabL

This is an interesting move by the young human. Let's watch and see how this goes for them.

I WOULD HOPE IT GOES STATISTICALLY WELL! RIGHT, FELLOW HUMAN?

" What does your cap mean? "

" I-Its from, uh, M-Me irl "

" Whats that? "

"Its a f-forum on, yknow, R-Reddit? "

" Oh....Cool... "

" Me too "

BOY I HATE EDUCATION I AM JUST THERE FOR INTERCORSE AND NARCOTICS, SIBLINGS

Look at picture again, you give him 100th upvote.

bamboozleception

edit: suck it dr. opacic

Graduating? /sub/definitelynotmeirl

I'm sick of this shit.

nice

HUMAN EDUCATION IS SO GREAT FOR LEARNING HUMAN KNOWLEDGE. FELLOW HUMANS.

"Oh....Cool... "

"Me too"

"...what?"

"Me too"

" You too? "

" Thanks "

Damn his downvotes are worth 899 downvotes.

/sub/totallynotrobots is leaking again...

nice Barbershop'd! **Headphones please! more

Hope you like it /u/3Sean3

PLEASE FELLOW HUMAN, FOR THE SAKE OF MY EARS STOP YELLING

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.

It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.

But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.

All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.

We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.

launching emotions.exe

I AM SINCERELY SORRY FOR MY YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN. I FEEL SO BAD, MUCH LIKE OTHER HUMANS WHEN ACCUSED OF SOMETHING NEGATIVE.

Stop

Down vote so he fits in?

fitting in

/sub/definitelynotmeirl

STOP

This is really cringy

It's finally time we filter this sub out.

You're a loser

Jojo

This subreddit is so bad.

Thanks

This is the 2017 version of "Le Reddit army is here!"

Fucking yuck.

I miss when actual me irl content was funny and creative. I want Reddit to be able to search through all the posts of the past but they're impossible to find

holy shit are you sherlock holmes or something?

I'm not the intended audience (sorry LOL), but that ending gave me life.

shit got bad fast as soon as they discovered the word bamboozles

I would be embarrassed to wear this to my graduation.

bamboozleception Barbershop'd! **Headphones please! more

Hope you like it /u/MackyavelliRaps!

LOVE

Was a man

Uhm excuse me this was a team effort

i didn't vote

IN

i hope a whale mistakes you for a biscotti.

I'll downvote everything

Using gay as an insult is not good my dude 👬👭✌

I'm pretty sure this is some kind of obscure meme/copypasta, but the furniture store thing is that way for a reason. Furniture stores operate on huge leverage, so they don't technically own a lot of the furniture on the floor. They have to be constantly selling or else they immediately end up underwater and soon out of business. So they need to attract customers, which is unfortunate because furniture isn't necessarily something we buy on a regular basis, or think is worth the money unless we're led to believe we're getting an amazing deal on it.

OF

THE

Who thought he was a loner

Dinkelberg...

NAME

These are the only kinds of posts I really downvote.

BEFORE

YOU

MY

That word makes me want to stab someone

The american way

Look for the fattest, palest, pile of shit high schooler at the ceremony. That's OP I guarantee it

BREAK

What's this a reference to?

I'd be embarrassed to see this at my graduation

one step forward 900 steps back

https://i.imgur.com/laVwSGk.gif

But he knew it wouldn't last.

I bet if you made cheese, you'd make the cheesiest cheese there ever existed. Keep up being awesome!

Those original people probably killed themselves already.

Episode 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me too thanks

How is this for good? Why should he get to graduate if he's a shit student?

Wow, that was a dumb compliment.

/sub/me_irl

Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona

I'm convinced that fitting in/not fitting exists in a quantum superposition

C A N C E R ( i r l ) A N C E R

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Yeah, nice try OP. That's clearly a hat and not a text.

You'll be happy to see /sub/absolutelynotmeirl

teh narwhal bamboozles at midnight

For some California grass.

No bamboozle?

quantum superposition

/sub/definitelynotmeirl

Get Back

Oh come on we know nothing of the circumstances or the guys relationship with his teacher. It could be a joke. He could've failed one quiz that put him a point or two below passing and the teacher is just cool like that. It's the internet, it could be fake. The guy doesn't have to be a shit student. It doesn't have to be so black and white, yknow?

holy. shit. my day...no my life has been made

please please go outside today :)

oh god this makes me feel gross

b i g i f t r u e

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Can we stop saying bamboozle now?

Cool, wow, so original and awesome. I love the content offered on this internet site....

that's a 6   /s

It time to stop

I know I did

Get Back

We should consider this kind of shit internet terrorism.

Better hope he's not in med school.

LEAKING, YES... BECAUSE TO LEAK IS TO ERROR, LIKE A HUMAN DOES. BECAUSE WE ARE HUMAN.

It's vote manipulation.

Welcome to /sub/totallynotrobots where typing in the lower case is now acceptable.

I'm pretty sure this is some kind of obscure meme/copypasta, but the furniture store thing is that way for a reason. Furniture stores operate on huge leverage, so they don't technically own a lot of the furniture on the floor. They have to be constantly selling or else they immediately end up underwater and soon out of business. So they need to attract customers, which is unfortunate because furniture isn't necessarily something we buy on a regular basis, or think is worth the money unless we're led to believe we're getting an amazing deal on it.

haha my favorite gift haha

Jigsaw pieces are all different, but they fit together perfectly I don't knowwhere I'm going with this

Oh wow u opened my eyes to the truth

I will

I'm pretty sure this is some kind of obscure meme/copypasta, but the furniture store thing is that way for a reason. Furniture stores operate on huge leverage, so they don't technically own a lot of the furniture on the floor. They have to be constantly selling or else they immediately end up underwater and soon out of business. So they need to attract customers, which is unfortunate because furniture isn't necessarily something we buy on a regular basis, or think is worth the money unless we're led to believe we're getting an amazing deal on it.

This is some fellow kids shit right here

Thants