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In remote regions of Tibet there are rumores of childern as young as 1 year old

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Big if true

Oldest child ever?

some say he's still young to this day

I was once the youngest child in the world, AMA

Ive been had

He's almost 6 now though.

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.

It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.

But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.

All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.

We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.

Reminds me of Children of Men.

RIP Baby Diego

The fresh taste of oxygen. Until I had my bottom smacked, and my record went to some kid in Liberia half a second later.

Large if factual.

Grande si verdadero

Enormous if confirmed

wish there was a 30 second skip button for reading

He's now a Senior Partner at a child law firm.

Humongous if valid


Clickhole. They have great articles.

Small if untrue

Magnitudinous if veritudinous

What's your favorite memory of back when you were the youngest child in the world?

When I was 12 my dad told me "You're a disappointment. Kids your age are at least 14 or 15."

Homogeneous if mixed

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Yeah came here to say this aswell

Yeah came here to say this aswell

I'll be impressed when you show me a negative age kid.