Just fuck my shit up in jail

Just fuck my shit up in jail

A lot of them have alcohol fetal syndrome which is pretty fucked up.

Before and After

and After

It's a syndromic appearance that affects people from birth due to alcohol exposure in utero.

Fetal alcohol syndrome is phenotypically characterized by small palpebral fissures (small eye width), smooth philtrum (space in between upper lip and nose), thin vermillion border (thin upper lip).

There are also growth deficiencies and cognitive defects, but those aren't so readily identifiable as the classic syndromic facies.

I wonder if that face can get any smaller than it is....

They arrested Phil Miller twice and Post Malone?

you speak pretty goodly there, professor

Third row on the left looks pretty cool, like a supervillain.

What is this and how can you recognize it so easily?

It was like a normal sized nose with baby-sized everything else....

"Hey man, ju think u can dew a leezard?"

http://i.imgur.com/dqXZaXf.png Post Malone?

Post Malone?

Haha thanks. Spent a lot of time and money to be able to speak fluent medical jargon. I'm in medical school.

ju is "do you" and u is "you"

I recognize that one dude!

I recognize that !

2nd row, on the left...why does he look like he's over 50 and underage at the same damn time?

Maybe the older guy w the blonde bowl cut. Thin upper lip, smooth philtrum, smaller eyes. Nowhere close to being sure about that.

None of them are 100% obvious, so I'm curious how /u/AdrianBlake was so sure. Maybe he was saying that people with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS) tend to develop secondary disabilities (like trouble with the law, mental health problems) and since these people who got arrested likely have co-existing mental health problems (as evidenced by their appearances), some may possibly have FAS.

Or, maybe he just doesn't know what FAS looks like very well but understands they do often get arrested/have a different appearance.

Little bitssss....

Heihachi lookin' ass.

Nah, that was Pre Malone. He's cleaned up now

Sydromes. Some syndromes will also cause intellectual difficulties. With limited job skills crime becomes either an option or necessity.

Uh I'd think it's pretty safe to guess the black lady who looks like she had a voodo hex shrinking spell cast on her head would be a safe bet for FAS, amongst many other issues.

wow, I think I just od'ed on /sub/justfuckmyshitup.

En masse, that was a little /sub/enoughinternet

First thing I thought of was Jim Carrey's Count Olaf.

First thing I thought of was Jim Carrey's .

I know you don't care and it doesn't matter, but I think it's Russel-Silver syndrome.

I just keep imagining pterodactyl sounds...

Really? FAS has microcephaly, small palpebral fissures, smooth filtrum, thin upper lip etc. She doesn't have any of those. She definitely looks 'weird', but it's more micrognathia (small chin) and contorted lips. She may have something else going on, but I doubt it's FAS. She honestly just looks like a chronic drug abuser. They tend to develop weird facial characteristics and the like.

[Example of what meth can do](i.imgur.com/88orCAy.jpg)

POST MALONE

A lot.

Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bithch hahahaha.

There's two half-beards. Two!

I think he had changed his name to Tandy by that point.

/sub/atbge for the first one

Much appreciated. It's a long road, but if you enjoy learning about the human body and also have the compassion and drive to help people in a significant way, it's worth it.

Good luck to you, too. Don't slack off in college basic science courses, kill the MCAT and you'll be fine.

Which ones in the photo might have it? I can't really see any obvious ones

Found the cunning linguist.

Good luck, hope to be there myself soon

why does he say the word "you" 2 different ways?

Same guy twice, just without the dreads on the second pic

Probably because of the narrow spacing between his eyes and the big forehead.

What's wrong with the 7th down on the left? Medically?

I know you think it doesn't matter, but I've never heard of that before, and I'm glad that you posted that. Now I'll know about it for the future.

Unfair enough.

Hey man you're shadow banned. They stopped shadow banning people years ago, so your comments havent been visible to anyone else but mods for quite some time.

If you go to your profile, click log out, you should find that your profile isn't visible to anyone but yourself when you're logged in.

To see if you can get your account unbanned, you should contact the admins.

I like how two of them have the medieval helmet look.

He came into a bar a frequen... me and him bullshitted and he invited me to VIP with him Felli Fel and Drama from Fantasy Factory. Gave me his number too. Dude is hilarious and got me drunk af

We got tiny lil fried.... Eggs!

That is a mouth designed to only eat peanuts

Thx doc

Apprehended at the barber shop? Maybe that guys getting braided too.

I manually approved it.

You've been shot by, you've been struck by a smooth philtrum!

6 down on the right. Is that a human? Kinda looks like he could be a mimic.

Some of these have to be photoshopped. Some of them barely look human! I dont mean to be a dick but like, there are like 3 that look like charactures.

Not sure what that guy is talking about because this is the only person that seems to have those features

Not sure what that guy is talking about because that seems to have those features

Studying for my MCAT right now and came across this beautiful psychological-mural of illness. Many of these are text book obvious. Anyone care to take a guess? Do I share all the obvious ones? If reddit cares?

I kicked it with Post a little bit ago

https://imgur.com/xJiIPUJ

Looks like he lost weight after the lock up lol

I kicked it with Post a little bit ago

Looks like he lost weight after the lock up lol

Probably because he assumed that the person has a heavy accent based on his race. Though that's more prejudice than racism. Though it could have racist intent depending on the intent of the poster, if they believe a thick accent is indicative of lower intelligence (Possibly shown by the misspelling of words, though that could just be used to better convey the accent.).

So prejudice at best, racism at worst.

But hey, I still laughed, so call it how you want.

I'm getting a Kool keith vibe. Maybe that's what's under his Black Elvis hair.

I'm getting a vibe. Maybe that's what's under his Black Elvis hair.

I can see his post. Or did he fix his ban in 30m?

That's a custom character from Fallout actually.

Probably the deepest Barry white voice ever heard.

Air came out of my nose involuntarily.

Meth baby

Looks like a real life Snapchat filter

I was kinda focusing on the eyes being close together and her upper lip does appear to be small, can't tell if her thing above the lip is smooth from the picture, but it could just be meth, you're right about that

Wide set eyes and lower than usual ears (usually the top of the ears is about level with the edge of the eyes).

Very original

She just looks like she's been toothless a long time.

A dipshit mother and mild-moderate cognitive dysfunction is not a recipe for a successful life, unfortunately l

Hey cool, I only disclaim things like this for the fear of coming across like an info jerk. I don't know many things just random things.

Well I've never met Colonel Angus.

Hemispatial neglect? Where they ignore all sensory inputs on one side due to a stroke, and forget to shave half their face.

Eric Andre really let himself go.

Asterix, is that you?

I've been doing my mental health clinical rotation at our county's prison. Roughly 1/3 of the inmates have mental health disorders, and that's just the ones who are actually diagnosed

I deadass thought it was him.

Probably meth.

Also the guy next to old he man is the same dude next to great value post malone

I feel bad for these people :/

I actually came to the comments hoping someone would say what it is. You are appreciated.

I don't know many things just random things.

Thanks internet

Leave it to Reddit to make funny shit depressing.....

Seriously this scares me more than any of those scared straight shows as for a reason to stay out of jail!

Smooth philtrum..... I call band name!

That's the same guy twice

why, because he said jew?

Fair enough

Holy shiiitt literally all of these are horrendous. This is fuckmyshitup on steroids