I've waited a very long time to post this juvenile image, and that time has come.

I've waited a very long time to post this juvenile image, and that time has come.

That's a pretty blunt joke.


edit: Thanks for the dank gold kind stranger.

A very long time being the few minutes between seeing it and reposting it

Oh fuck it's 4/20 today isn't it

Holy shit the Simpsons really do predict everything.


Well it's not going to repost itself.

You know, if we try, I bet we can hash it out.

Tommy Chong always said if you forget 4/20, smoke on 4/22. It's 420 too

Edit: I'm pretty stoned


Pretty certain this date and day would arrive no matter what.

I've got some pretty high expectations

You're not a stoner, aren't you?

Seriously, as with pareidolia, where religious fanatics keeps seeing the images of their gods everywhere, stoners keep seeing 420 in all of its shapes everywhere, sensing it for miles.

That's fake news

What's so special about 20/04/2017, anyway?

Sincerely, not America.

EDIT: Way too many of you are way too fuckin' high, even for such a day as this. I don't actually want to know what's so special about 20/04/2017. I'm making a joke about how America writes 20th of April out as 4/20, while normal people write it out as 20/4.

EDIT 2: Why am I still getting explanations about "4/20"?! Jesus, and y'all wonder why I implied that Americans aren't normal people.


Just replying because I saw a 420 in this comment

You mean 2017-04-20?

Sincerely, ISO-8601

There's enough bots on Reddit for this to be false

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Had to downvote you to keep this at 420 points. This next one's for you fam

July will be the next time you can post this, in case anyone is wondering.

If you count April only, 2023 will be the next time.


When you smoke it long enough, every day is 420 and the actual date itsself sneaks up on you. Like your 12th anniversary... you just keep plodding along then, "Oh, fuck. I should go buy something special!" towards the end of the day


Allies will downvote this

Fun fact: A porn reposting bot has the most amount of karma. He has accumulated over time 20,287,736 post karma.

"Better wake and bake and smoke all day, just like every other day!"

- me

E: Thank you kind stranger <3

Only Axis kids will get this

But he beat them to the frontpage


2 other people already beat you to it.

Hey, did you notice the cigarette is creating some sort of 3d illusion?


I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

-Mitch Hedberg

One upvote to bring you to 420!

I dont think u/pepsi_next is a bot. I remember a thread where u/gallowboob cited experiences where pepsi couldn't possibly be a bot but i'm much too lazy to dig through his staggering history to find said comment.


in three years an entire month will be 4/20

I woke up and was like, shit, it's 4/20 isn't it... I guess I better go wake and bake now. Gotta keep the tradition alive!

Caught the comment at 420 karma bro!!! http://i.imgur.com/U46W5yi.jpg

Also caught a contact bro!!!

Caught the comment at 420 karma bro!!!

Also caught a contact bro!!!

Marking it down on my Karma calendar.

is no one else going to comment on how the cigarette is creating some sort of a 3d illusion?

A group of people in San Rafael, California, calling themselves the Waldos because "their chosen hang-out spot was a wall outside the school", used the term in connection with a fall 1971 plan to search for an abandoned cannabis crop that they had learned about, based on a treasure map made by the grower. The Waldos designated the Louis Pasteur statue on the grounds of San Rafael High School as their meeting place, and 4:20 p.m. as their meeting time. The Waldos referred to this plan with the phrase "4:20 Louis". Several failed attempts to find the crop eventually shortened their phrase to simply "4:20", which ultimately evolved into a codeword that the teens used to mean marijuana-smoking in general.

From Wikipedia so you know, may not be accurate

The amount of posts he submits per day makes it unlikely but im sure the 8k comment karma comes from the genuine u/pepsi_next.

"Well defined"

Everyone assumes it's one person, you could have 5 people logged into the same Reddit account posting stuff.

Serious answer is that the number 420 is associated with smoking weed for mysterious reasons, it has been a part of cannabis culture for decades. So over the years 4/20 has become an informal weed-smoking holiday.

You like putting urea into fertilizer?

It's not a story the Allies would tell you.



wew that's almost as dank as /u/dab_dan

I was waiting for this to end with Man Kind being broken in half.

What are you on about? It is better to be quick than be right. This is how professional journalists work and you should not pretend to be better.


But, isn't that what bots are? Something programmed by a human to automate? It's not like they're a different species and can reproduce.. yet.

There's enough bots on Reddit for this to be false

ISO does not concern itself with such vulgar things as common conversation.


I must prefer 8603 but whatevs.

Successful Hip Hop artist​s have so much money that they can have a different "bling, bling" not just for every day of the week or month, but a combination if the two.

Nah, this one has been...altered. It's not the original that can be posted just any Thursday that falls on the 20th.


God. I'm about as big a Simpsons fan as there is, and I just now got that this is a 420 reference. It works without being a 420 reference, it's even funnier with the extra entendre. Well done.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Hitler the Wise?

Ok. The chorus of "right there" cracked me up. That was awesome.

I hope you mean 2017-04-20

No, I did not notice that. Thanks for making me notice it, /u/buster_de_beer!

Mmm, so sortable

Fun fact: A porn reposting bot has the most amount of karma. He has accumulated over time 20,287,736 post karma.

I suppose dem sweet, sweet internet points won't accumulate by themselves.

It's actually the first time 4/20 has ever fallen on a Friday the 13th. Spooky!

Good joint effort here guys


As your nemesis, I've waited a long time to try and stop you before you grow too powerful.

Holy shit this is actually the 12 year anniversary of the first time I smoked marijuana. Thanks for the reminder.

You must be new here.

Where I'm from, 4/20 is celebrated daily

Have you seen /u/gallowboob's ass? If he's a bot then call me robosexual.


I realise my mistake now. It's hard to see jokes when you're wrapped up in space politics and trade federations.

The joke was a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

I would always forget when it was April 20, cuz you know, I'd be stoned

I don't think he's a bot either, but he most likely uses some sort of automation to put out the number of posts that he does per day.

Missa whirl why.

Same, cheers

It's not mysterious, it's got a well defined history. Something to do with some college kids or some shit. Probably in California. Look it up, not my problem bud, I'm not your history teacher, leave me alone.

My friend's apartment?

Finally, someone else who shares my love for the ISO 8601 date format!

April 20th, 2017. Why you adding in all those words?!

Laugh at our dates all you want and guess what.... I'll be laughing too because its motha fuckin 4/20 happy holidaze

Sorry for not helping out, I was cannabisy over here.

You're not the first. This is a repost.

It's edited in

I don't get the significance of "Thursday" here. Is it any more of a joke than just saying "the 20th?"

im high already, what u waiting for??

everyday is 4/20 for me so today is another day

No. I just noticed it. I usually glance right over it.

Like how Ska came before Reggae?

"And that has made all the difference."- Robert Frost - Michael Scott

Wow, I didn't even notice! Have an up vote for your attention to the illusory.

RemindMe! 2191 days "Get Karma for reposting this"

Man, Reddit is so much better before the rest of America wakes up.

Me too! Remember: only you can prevent eye cancer.

We'd like to hear them