Issa wife

Issa wife

We have a saying in Sweden:

Finns det hjärterum finns det stjärterum.

Rough translation:

Where there is room in the heart, there is room for your butt.

I don't care if you sleep on the floor.

I don't care if you and your family of 9 stay in a one bedroom apartment.

I will come over to sit on the floor with you, as though we are sitting in a mansion.

You know why?

Because if I hang out with you, then I hang out with you. (With no implications of shame.)

Not all of us are fortunate, so you don't have to fake anything with me.

Reply: True dat

edit: sentence restructure

Bruh im about to cry, this shit beautiful

As someone who dealt with the too many family members in one house struggle i gotta say; I really needed someone like this when i was younger. I was so ashamed of it; i never had anyone over.

Hell tbh i could use someone like this now

I had to think about "fake nun" for a minute. I'm not smart

If it makes you feel any better, I had an upper middle class home but nobody was ever there. No family dinners, no movies, no hanging out. It was a ghost town. Never learned how to boil water. Didn't eat if my mom wasn't home (hardly ever was).

I never invited people over, either, because it was embarrassing that I didn't have a "family" like everyone else. I would go stay at my friends' shitty homes with all of their family and it always made me feel so warm and fuzzy inside. It was so nice to be around people, and to have them care if you had even eaten dinner or not.

We both had opposite things and hated them. It's weird how that works.

"Free your mind and your ass will follow".

There's room in my butt for you to cry

Every time I’m at a friends house they always worry about shit being clean an tidy. Like bruh I don’t care, I’m here to chill with you, I don’t give a fuck about the mess on the floor. If your friends have a problem about how you live then you shouldn’t be friends with them. It’s your life.

“Fuck with you” means more “associate myself with you” than “hang out with you”.

It can also be seen as their way of showing respect to you.

It refers to Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act, where she played a "fake nun". You say you don't have a fake nun to indicate that there's plenty of room in the house, since in the movie Whoopi's character was able to pack the pews due to her skill in arranging and directing choral music.

Ah, thanks. The "fuck with you" bits had me confused.

Sup? I like to kick it 🤗🤗🤗

93% on Low Power Mode with GPS and Bluetooth on? This is a person who's aware of their flaws and plans for it

It means this bitch doesn't care what your life is all about. If she's with you, she accepts it all.

Thank you.

Great, I just achieved enlightenment and shit my pants at the same time.

Reminds me of a Bill Burr bit.

“Get yourself a woman who’s with you when your on a futon in your mom’s basement. Don’t get a woman who shows up when you got all this money. Because if she was with you when you were on the futon she’s not going to leave you if all your money disappears. Because then all those whores who just appear when you got all this many disappear, like “Oops I left something over here.”

just different slang. don't trip k?

Seriously? Tldr; I don't care if you're rich or poor. If I like you, I like you, no matter what your socioeconomic status/living situation.

"I fuck with you" just means "I like you" in this context.

Some things are better lost in translation.

We have another Swedish saying that goes " jag äter hellre risgrynsgröt med mina vänner än oxfilé ensam" and it roughly translate to "I would rather eat rice porridge together with my friends than than a filé of beef by myself".

Family means more than money.

And we we actually also say " a big cock is a small comfort in a poor household".

I'm going to use this to try and talk my girl into anal.

It was easily understandable to me and clearly 60k+ other people. Slang you’re unfamiliar with might be weird at first, but it’s a valid way of speaking.

No, no, no...

You may have misread, It's for your butt not in your butt.

Yeah I understand that, and I appreciate that.

By shitty I specifically refer to this one girl that I used to stay with a lot and her house was literally next to the railroad tracks and falling apart. She shared her room with 2 younger sisters and there wasn't enough room in the kitchen for anymore than 3 people. The sidewalk next to their house was filled with trash. They had like 40 pairs of shoes on the front porch with trash all over it.

I know shitty is a subjective term, but I'm pretty sure most would agree they had a shitty house. That's not to say anything about their work ethic, their optimism, their love, anything... just that they had a shitty house.

Nun = nothing


It’s almost as if people have different dialects and don’t give a fuck if you understand theirs.

I have no idea what any of this means.


Sigh unzips

Yep. I'm not the same ethnicity, and probably live 3000 miles away from anyone who talks like this but it's easy to understand if you engage yourself culturally. Listen to some music dude! Have some online friends, watch a movie. It's really not that difficult.

Yes, agreed.

Just tell her your Swedish friend said something about meatballs and butts, you couldn't quite comprehend.

Also self-respect. Even if you know friends aren't going to judge you or anything, it feels good to show your home from its best side.

You don't have to fake anything

It was specially nice for me, too, to go to someone else's house. I was in a rough place growing up, so getting out and getting interaction with more typical families helped me to learn and socialize. At home, I felt, and still feel, too comfortable in my regular routine that having someone over is a challenge to come up with creative or imaginative things to do.

P.S. How did you mean for us to interpret you calling your friends' homes "shitty?" You didn't actually look down on their home, did you?

"Pass into the ass"

Tekhartha Zenyata.

Me too. Where i live “Fuck with you” means “antagonize” or “mess with” or “pester” or “lie to”, etc.

/sub/kenm is that way

Issa lie

Self-awareness, a more sexy trait than people know

I too like big cock in small places.

That sub appreciates my comments as much as this one does.

It's not the slang, it's the sentence structure if you replace "wit" with "with" it still dosent make sence

Some /sub/iamreallysmart material.

Yeah I always clean up my place when I have a friend over. I just want them to be as comfortable as possible when they stay over

It can mean both depending on the context ie. “I don’t fuck(s) with you,” vs “I fuck(s) with you.”

don’t ask questions just roll with it

Might as well say 'don't ever have kids because you could end up losing everything through a set of unforeseen circumstances at some point in the future'. Not everyone who lives in poverty started out that way. Life comes at you in all kinds of ways whether you want it to or not.

As someone sleeping on the floor in a shit suite trying to quit bad habits and get it together. This makes me happy.

Just got a job a couple months ago and start my second one on Monday, I just can't wait till I can buy a bed in a couple of weeks and hopefully a desk for my computer. Then I wouldn't be so embarrassed to have a girl over lol.

There's a room in my butt for you to cry, I mean in my heart.

What does it mean?

You got one, kompis!

Alright, thanks.