I ran into someone at the Dallas Airport (Not with my car) ;)

I ran into someone at the Dallas Airport (Not with my car) ;)

She looks really good!! Way less haggard than Meredith.

Meredith’s a little cute, I’m just realizing! She got like an Emma Stone thing.

Oh no, did she try to sleep with you too?

I agree! She doesn't look like a Hogwarts grounds keeper at all.

you've slept with so many guys that you're starting to look like one. boom, roasted.

You better back up dude, you’re gonna get rabies

So when are you gonna boom me

Brilliant title my dude

Or a hairy wizard.

It’s only Meredith

I know a lot of you are upset with me for endangering Meredith's life by hitting her with my car. But it may make you feel a little better to know that before that happened, Dwight endangered her life by putting a garbage bag over her head that had a bat in it.

So jealous right now!

Yah, it’s only Meredith. Thank God!

It looks like she finally sobered up!

You ran into her, huh? With your car?