If it's expired you should smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
That doesn't sound right.. but I don't know enough about medicine to dispute it.
Did you just call me Rum Ham!?
The official drink of Boko Haram
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN YOU!!
Mac what’s that sign over there something about toxic waste? Oh ignore that frank that’s a bunch of liberal bullshit
What beer is this?
You godda remember it was AL QAEDA that did 9/11, Boko Haram are keeping it in Africa.
Right. The expired beers are riddled with toxins.
I'm not allowed to eat the skin Dee I'M NOT ALLOWED!!
You’re overreacting, here have some coffee to calm you down
Oddside Ales in Grand Haven, MI brews a few IASIP inspired beers. My favorite is
Edit: They also make a stout called Fight Milk. I’ve never had the chance to try it though.
I knew these two painters who went fishing every day in the harbour in my city. There are a lot of dioxins (carcinogens) in the fish from the water there due to the industrial history of the city, so the government recommends you don't eat fish from that estuary more than once every fortnight. Anyway, these dude eat fish from there practically every day, and when I asked them about if they were concerned about the meat they are eating they said essentially the exact same thing haha.
I’m guessing it’s any can from Oskar Blues. They always have funny little phrases on the bottom of their cans.
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN RUMHAM
GET HIM FOR DONNIE!
Thank you. Man I was really excited about the busty chick.
It should be safe to drink. Not optimum quality, but safe.
But I use the same description for fresh Budweiser too
Benadryl will perk you right up.
Allergies can’t hurt you if you’re unconscious!
You're right. There was a post on this sub of the same phrase before and that OP said it was Oskar Blues.
I assumed the busty woman would be paying.
Good tip if you eat apple seed as well.
Actually I just looked it up and it is worse than I realised! 150mg per month for some parts of the harbour, none should be consumed for other parts!
I once was told by a chick that smoking weed acted as a birth control. You’ll never believe what happened next.
I think I can get you out of this jam...
Listening to Dennis retching in the background of that scene fucking kills me
the right cola for closure
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN BRUCE MATHIS' KID ANYWAY!
Always weird seeing your hometown mentioned on Reddit lol. Oddside is the bomb-diggity
Life, eh, finds a way
Just throw it in the soup
Egg in these trying times?
Because its a quote from the show
A couple hot dogs will calm me down.
Was the birth controlled?
The river in my hometown is notoriously polluted by paper companies dumping their waste into it. My town is also so poor that people rely on fish from the river. This one guy I knew ate fish there from almost every day for 10 years died from very aggressive cancer at the age of 30.
Stress, you want to talk about stress!! Calm down have a cigarette and drink some coffee
That’s the thing; expired law in this country... it’s not governed by reason.
This guy gets it
No. Just no
Not beer, Wolf Cola
Had a friend of mine try and take a can of Budwiser out of my minifridge last year and ask me when they started making cans like this again.
I told him it's like 17 years old so don't open it cause it's gonna be skunked to shit and he put it back.
If anyone cares why I have old ass cans in my fridge, I just put them in the can part in the door because I never used it when I bought the thing and they've sat there ever since. The Sanyo brand fridge I bought back then was high ass quality to the point I never expected it to last almost 20 years.
That was the date it was canned on. Depending on the type of beer, it’s probably still tasty just less fresh.
It’s a scene in Its always sunny in Philadelphia, Dennis swallows an apple seed and has a complete breakdown because him and Mac are dependent on each other and he doesn’t know what to do about it, later he tells Mac about it and Mac says “You should smoke some cigarettes, the smoke will suffocate the bacteria.”