To be honest, i'm curious how this tastes

Idk why, but after reading this 'cocktail' sounds very dirty.

"I'll have a Jack and Coke"

"Is Pepsi alright?"

Like normal coke mixed with flat coke.

new brand ''Pepcola''

Just add some RC Cola to it and you have the holy trinity of beverages for diabetics. It's easy to convert to diabetusism. Just drink six of these a day.

I just puked in my mouth a little.

Oh and its inbred...

So much wrong going on in this. I’m surprised it didn’t cause a rip in the fabric of space-time.

sigh this hurts..I knew you were a trouble maker right from the start