Hi, I'm Bjørnson, welcome to Jackass!

I dunno if this is a good idea, that guy looks stoned.

Check this rock to fakie

Not sure why I liked this so much ? I'm old and never been into skateboards but this made me laugh.

Hva faen var det du nettopp sa til meg, din lille svenske? Du skal vite at jeg kom ut som den beste i klassen i FSK, og jeg har vært med på mange hemmelige tokter mot Al-Quaida, og jeg har over 300 bekreftede drap. Jeg er trent i gorillakrigføring og jeg er den beste skarpskytteren i hele det norske forsvaret. Du er ingenting for meg annet en nok en målskive. Jeg vil faen meg utrydde deg med en presisjon som aldri har blitt sett før på denne jorda, merk deg mine jævla ord. Du tror du kan komme deg unna med å si det dritet til meg over internettet? Tenk om igjen, svenskejævel. Mens vi snakker kontakter jeg mitt hemmelige nettverk av spioner over Norden og IP'en din blir sporet akkurat nå så du bør forberede deg på stormen, mark. Stormen som utrydder den patetiske lille tingen du kaller livet ditt. Du er faen meg død, unge. Jeg kan være hvor som helst, når som helst, og jeg kan drepe deg på over syv hundre måter, og det er bare med hendene mine. Ikke bare er jeg grundig trent i ubevæpnet kamp, men jeg har tilgang til hele arsenalet til Forsvarets Spesialkommando og jeg vil bruke det til det fulle for å utrydde den miserable ræva di av kontinentets overflate, din lille dritt. Hvis du bare hadde visst hva slags uhellig gjengjeldelse din lille "smarte" kommentar var i ferd med å utløse over deg, hadde du kanskje holdt den helvetes tunga di. Men det kunne du ikke, det gjorde du ikke, og nå betaler du prisen, din forbanna idiot. Jeg skal drite vrede over deg og du vil drukne i det. Du er faen meg død, unge.

He's high af.

My condolences

This picture is taken in Bergen, Norway. Source: I live here.

Bill & Ted 3 confirmed.

Don't even need to speak this language to know exactly which copypasta it is.

It's funny and we all deserve to laugh 😉

Perfect for an acid drop.

Did you know that there are actually Muslims all over the world?

What makes you believe mr. u/LE_TROLLFACEXD wasn't being serious?

You still wouldn't want to live in Sweden. They are the country with Swedes.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

A few things, in case you weren't being sarcastic:

What kind of family friendly activity is this

Knowing bad words won't kill your cousin. He should be smart enough to know how to use them properly

Absolutely no one will watch their mouth on the internet just in case someone happens to be browsing with their cousin. You don't walk into a creepy street asking people to behave just because you came in with him.

Sorry for the long comment, i'm just bored

EDIT: cousin. not brother

What about /u/waterguy12?

Everyplace has muslims.

they have their own research station

You mean power ollie. This is a rock to fakie..

Source: am skater.

Edit: power ollie


I like the confidence in his face like he gonna drop in no question!

That's Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson (literally Bearstar Bearson, pretty rad name), Norwegian author perhaps most known for writing the lyrics for the national anthem.

Watch me totally stick this landing

That's a terrible attempt at comedy though.

Check this fakie to 360 walkie talkie.

Damn Swedes, they ruined Swedeland!

u/waterguy12 check this out

Let's give a shout out to all them pm skaters, too!

I think its because he is in the perfect stance for somebody who is about to drop in

You sure taught him a lesson.

You too thanks.

He's like a secret character that you unlock by doing a Natas Spin on the statue.

i don't know, i'm just bored

Listen here you jammy Norwegian bastard. I went to Bergen and it was one of the cleanest and most beautiful cities I had ever seen. However, my primary point of reference is the post-industrial wasteland of middle and northern England.

THPS 1695 (or something along those lines)

source: am high

Can confirm. Also live in Bergen.

The exact place on google maps.

You can't mention more than 3 in a comment or else they don't get the notification.

Be excellent to eachother!

[ ] not rekt [✓] rekt

I thought the hmmm in this picture was the fact that the ramp led straight into the statue, but the intended hmmm seems to be the skateboard and, what seems to be a bottle, held in place by the statue.

Soo... Two hmmms in one?

What is the reference?