He actually did it

He actually did it

Worth it.

bottom left photo alone is worth whatever he paid

I mean ppl hire professional photographers for weddings so I don't see why this is any less important

Most puppies are longer with one than spouses.

Nothing wrong with that.

Stop reminding me I only have 11 more years with my dog I'll cry


here's some pics of my best bud(:

So worth it.

And the top right. Little dog butt tail love

Go tell your dog he's a good boy

100% would do the same.

I'm glad he did it.


Very worth it.

Much worth it.

That's some wholesome stuff



Most worth it.

Fluffy butts are so cute!

That particular link is staying blue, thanks all the same.



And posted it here for us

Uh yeah he's joking about it being mad. This doesn't fit here at all

Unless she wasn't.

Put that thing away. There are children here

https://twitter.com/TheRealDerv/status/782982047652511744 (dog today)

Well hold on now how much did he pay?

I've done the same thing. Turned the photos into a calendar for work and framed one of them as well.

Definitely worth it.


Those pictures are adorable. /sub/aww

Go call your mother and tell her she's a good parent

Like 99% of this sub is people not getting sarcasm and taking things at face value.

Doesn't matter; so worth?

If I was a photographer I'd just retire after taking that picture; it's all just downhill from there. Can't top perfection.

Yeah, you don't want to influence them with horrible, uncouth ideas such as indexing starting at 1.


I heard somebody once talking about how we probably seem immortal to our dogs.

If you think about it, it has to be so weird for them. To have somebody who, in their eyes, doesn't grow older.

Some of us were alive when their parents, grand parents or even great parents were alive. We play with them when they are puppies and as they grow older, and age starts catching up to them, we are still there.

Time starts making it harder for them to play fetch or run, but it doesn't change us. We're always there.


Taking care of them, helping them when it starts getting to hard to walk.

Up till a point when we help them the last time.


I have to go hug my dog now, sorry.

Don't make /u/helpimnaked's failings as a son our problem, man.

This sub has become an absolute disaster. There's literally nothing "madlad" about this. According to this sub, any action and everyone in general can be considered "madlad".

Photographer: "You're damn right I'm on board, motherfucker."

This isn't "madlads" this is awesome.

Totally Worth it.

Derpy little ball of fluff.

I used to be a photographer like you... Until I took a puppy to the heart.

This sub is actually so trash

what the fuck

I don't know either of you but I hate that person so fucking much right now

Don't go down that rod. That rod's got a history.

Still/So. Choose your own adventure!

Are there also professional photographers for dick pics? Preferably with macro lenses, asking for a friend.

Dad is totally gonna bust out that picture to embarrass lil pup when he starts dating

But your dog has 77 more dog years with you :)

This is exactly how I want to introduce the new member of my family. Then when people out of the loop ask about kids I can just show them these pictures.

My ex-wife gave my schnauzer away after we split. That fucking cunt.

She is a great parent I'll call her after work

Much worth it. Very wow.

But is it cheaper to buy your own DSLR camera&dog or to hire a photographer who brings his own puppy?

also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium*

Higher quality photo (from twitter) http://i.imgur.com/fckIwxA.jpg

Higher quality photo (from twitter)

Most worthy

That bottom left one. Durrr

What do you mean? He's a lunatic!!?!

Legit question!

30 min - 1h: talking to client to figure out what they want, writing an offer for the client

1-2h: getting to and from the client, setting up camera, lighting

1-3h: shoot

2-4h: choosing and retouching pictures

1h: sending files to client, printing pictures, sending bill

The last time I was at a photoshoot we had 4 professional dancers, 1 professional photographer, 1 coordinator and 2 assistants for lighting (me). It took 2h to get the lighting right, 6h to shoot 5'000 pictures and 30 videos, 2 days to trawl through the pictures and about 2 days to roughly retouch. Meetings upon meetings, relooking at the pictures, next choice of pictures, meetings, no they don't like THESE pictures. Now we have 8 pictures for the campagin. E I G H T. And I'll need like 3 days to retouch them. Fuck if I become a freelance photographer, no wayyyy.

Aren't you just a ray of fucking sunlight.

...or was is that road?


That is a top quality doggo, I'll tell ya hwat.

All you need to know about them is they used a dog - a living thing with feelings - as a tool in emotional warfare. That's enough to fairly call them a garbage human.

About how much does something like this cost for pictures of this quality?

Oof ouch owie

We're like elves to them.

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”


OMG. The third photo... THE BEST!


500-1200 dollars ish.

Have you ever owned a pet? Also, there's a word called subjective.

Brb buying expensive camera.

What the fuck?

same, but got a book printed out of them. pretty jealous of the calendar now. Also a retriever.



Is this really madlad material?

Much wow. Very worth.

For the right price I'll photograph you however you want, baby.

Jesus Christ, that's an awkwardly worded sentence.

RemindMe! 11 years

Look at pictures of goodboyes


This sub is getting away from its core principles.

thank u for ur service

But you won't get anywhere close to the quality of those images. It isn't the gear that makes a photo great.


Stop kinkshaming me you son of a tangent

I hate when I drink heart hurting puppy juice.

As we all know, millennials are the only people on earth to have ever had pets.

Could we please make this a new advice animal? Like the awkward seal but shameless and unaware.

This may be the most wholesome post in this sub

liiink: http://i.imgur.com/BkEQJPm.jpg


This is more endearing

I can't stop smiling. If I was staring at a human this long, it would be classified as 'awkward'... but I don't care. That is one h*ckin' cute pupper.

No, because it was very clearly a joke.