Happy birthday to Retta!

Happy birthday to Retta!

Oh, I’ve been to South America, I did very well there.

Treat yo self

It happened once in a dream

Do we simply select the woman that we desire? In that case I will also choose the sexy black one

Skilled positions only for Donna Meagle.

Such a lovely, lovely woman and truly hilarious. If you don't follow her on Instagram you're missing one of the sunniest personalities in the world!

I’m live tweeting this conversation.

She can get it.

Username checks out

It’s Ginuwine’s Cousin’s Birthday??!

I too will take the sexy black one.


She reminds me of the muses in Hercules in this picture

How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.

So you’re willing to post a picture to /sub/rateme because you clearly have the balls to hide behind your screen...

*this dumb ass conversation

She talked about it in an interview with Essence:

“That was me just being lazy,” says the former opera singer and Duke University alum. “I remember doing stand-up at an open mic a long time ago and the MC was like ‘Who’s next?’ I said, Marietta Sirleaf and he was like ‘What?’ And I was like, ‘Ugh, okay, just Retta.’ It stuck with me ever since.”

Ginuwine... is Genuwine. He's Ginuwine.

Retired? HAH! That’s what I want my enemies to think.

Every time I see her I think about how annoying it was that Parks and Recreation waited until the last five episodes before fully developing her character.

You missed a golden opportunity:

Haven't seen her Instagram? TREAT YOURSELF!!

First Donna line I always think of!

He’s a troll, check his past comments if you want to look at human scum.

No, we weren't talking about you.

Saying his name over and over isn’t going to help me.

If you aren't watching Good Girls Club, you really should. she is great in it.

My first Donna line goes something like “I’m going to come down on him like Thor’s hammer Mjulnir! I’m going Mjulnir up in his ass!”

Edit: “I’m about to go Mjolnir on his ass”

I didn't like her character at the beginning but she really grew on me.

I thought you were joking! But it really is! And so is she! Thank you!

Treat yo' self!

Everyone has a flavor, man.

I went to a podcast taping of "Doug Loves Movies" and the cast of P&R was featured. Rhetta was one of the guests, and was kind enough to singa bit of oprea for the 100 person audience. I never heard opera sung in person before, but it was truly beautiful. Happy Birthday Rhetta!

I wonder what happened in your life to make you so bitter and cruel.

This kinda looks like Donna's spirit animal

You’re getting downvotes, but yes, the lovely Ms. Retta (she can GET IT) was the cashier who didn’t know about the Extreme Home Makeover charge account at Sears that Charlie and Dennis were trying to charge all their GE appliances to when they were in the middle of the scheme to fix up the Juarez family’s home.

What's her account name?

Doesn’t she work at sears?

They ALL can get it.

Marietta Sirleaf is the name of my secret, more powerful self.

Everybody on that show can get it.

I think that story is hilarious. Like she totally overcorrected. It’s like if someone asked Benedict Cumberbatch to repeat his name and he went “ugh. Just call me Dick” and went by just Dick for the rest of his life, no last name. I love it.

Where can I get some lube that is healthy to eat?

Do i look like i drink water?

Goddess 😍

@unforettable !

Take a chill pill Moose, it was funnier than your original statement at least.

Good morning Juarez family!

Your family es no mas.

Your lives es no mas.


como la televisión

It’s just Good Girls, but I fully agree.

How's retirement?

"Skill positions only for Donna Meagle."

DAMMIT MACKLIN! You’re an loose cannon but you get results...

Oh I’ve been to South America. I did very well there

Lol. You’re a spaz. Maybe take a break from the internet and go play outside kiddo.

Probably nothing, id wager they are just an asshole looking to rustle some jimmies, you know a regular Greg P.

I always wondered about this. Does she just not have a last name or did she have one and decide she didn’t like it or something?

She looks so pretty!!

Yes, I am a Hunter, and it's YOU season.

“Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or time-travelling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinnylegs McGee. I’ll tell you that much.”