Back on the topic of phil-isms.
Julie Bowen is hot
Hey guys, mod here. Every time a NSFW-troll posts a link people love putting up big bolded warnings. Dozens of them scattered throughout the comments section. All you're doing is giving more attention and notoriety to the troll; more people see it because you give out the warnings. We moderators are pretty vigilant and have them removed in a few minutes and after only a few people have seen them, but all the attention you give them makes it worse. If you could please just send a message to the moderators and report the comment it would be so much better. Thank you.
My favorite one is "you can tell a lot about a person from their biography"
Marry someone with a good looking mom. Genetics say she will age well. In Code we trust.
If life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "whaaaaat?!"
A Big Bang Theory Gif? On Reddit? Bold move, my friend.
I couldn't believe it was the same chick from Happy Gilmore. She got hotter as she got older and she was pretty damn cute in Gilmore.
But.. but that's like... 17 'front page-worthy' posts!!
I want to bang Claire so much more than I want to bang Gloria.
If I could give advice to the planet, it would be: Don't marry for looks alone, going either way, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, if Barbara's boobs start to sag too much, there's a place where you can go to just lift them right back up to where they were, and they can move the nipple wherever they want 'em. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman right there." If her belly gets too big, and she doesn't want to work it off, you can go get a tummy tuck, and they'll give you a belly that looks like a cheerleader. If your eyes go bad, you can have LASIK surgery, and they can give you 20/20 vision at any age. If your hearing starts to fail, they can put a device in your ear that'll make you able to hear as good as you could the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
Lets see how it plays out for him Cotton!
Edit: Not looking too good!
Edit 2: Looks to be making a turnaround. We'll fill you in after a quick commercial break. This is ESPN 8, the Ocho!
Oh god I read it anyway, why did I do that?!
Comment karma is best karma.
Is your opinion here even valid?
sanford and son
Modern Family's Godfather scene (in episode titled Fulgencio) is probably the best ending scene I have EVER seen in a sitcom.
Well I am really fucked.
Agreed. Claire is insanely hot.
If you could please just fuck the moderators
I like this part.
So what you're saying is, don't marry at all! Just get prostitutes for the sex, and have good intellectual conversations with friends?
Don't, you'll only encourage him!
Hey guys, common redditor here. Every time a mod-troll posts a link people love putting up big bolded warnings. Dozens of them scattered throughout the comments section. All you're doing is giving more attention and notoriety to the mod; more people see it because you give out the warnings. We common redditors are pretty vigilant and have them ignored in a few minutes and after only a few people have seen them, but all the attention you give them makes it worse. If you could please just fuck the moderators and their comments it would be so much better. Thank you.
That's just a tabloid photo. You do realize that there are photographers out there with the express goal of making celebs look unattractive, right? Those "ugly" photos sell really well because people loooove to see what celebrities "really look like"; it makes insecure people feel better about themselves. In reality, it's just a bad photo. Everyone looks bad in photos sometimes.
Just check out the National Enquirer's photo gallery. There are tons of photos just like this of practically every celebrity.
Fuck yea. I still only have 1 link karma. But you know what I really live for? Fuck an upvote, I want an orange letter any day of the week.
If life gives you Julie Bowen, make babies...
Wife will be like whaaaat.
I pick the indian maid from the last episode.
she was a babe in that bowling alley lawyer show
What is it? why dont u say what it is.
edit: Didnt have patience, I clicked it.
IT IS A HUGE FUCKED UP BALLSACKTHING
Watching Lost; Can confirm.
Julie Bowman all the way.
Awwww that one really made me sad. He looks so baffled then completely heart broken.
More valid than you'd think.
I know, it's a tough line to toe. A warning is nice in the first minute or two, but the comment is pushed passed visibility and subsequently removed after. 99% of people aren't going to find that comment after it gets enough downvotes.
The problem is like this thread, where we have at least 50 comments saying "DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK RIGHT HERE." which 1) makes people click the link 2) gives the troll notoriety and more determination to continue his spree 3) Is unnecessary, because the link has already been removed for a good half hour.
There's not really a perfect solution, but it definitely doesn't need to be so over the top like this.
To be fair, I appreciate the warnings. It saves the rest of us from having to see that shit.
Been there, banged that. Claire I mean. Gloria is wonderful too, not that I have ever considered it...
Well, I mean I guess...
I wanted to sarcastically post a bigger version of this image, saying that yours was too low-res, but I couldn't even find a version with higher resolution.
Let me lick your toes.
I'm cool with that.
I hope this doesn't become a thing, because I have to click all of those and explain what they are.
Hey, same boat!
Is there a gif for a disappointing high five?
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
To be honest, the warnings make it more likely you will see something like it again
IMDB says she's known for Taming the Wang. Interesting.
sofia, and by a mile
To be accurate, I'm pretty much naked right now.
Edit: I now have a full erection.
Solemn low five
I used to work at the Starbucks in Brentwood. She would come in every week or so with her 2 kids and order them decaf coffees with strawberry syrup drizzled on top and packets of honey. I asked her one time what Shooter McGavin was like...because I always heard he was really mean and treated movie staff like peasants. She said a lot of people make shit up.
Effin' A, Cotton. Effin' A!
I'd pick Sarah Hyland
Reddit's love of reaction gifs will overrule pretty much any hatred.
Yeah but there aren't any girls on the Internet. Everybody knows that.
I like to live dangerously.
Oh man, that was hilarious. It took me until they were in the church to realise what was happening, and I started laughing hysterically. My wife got the reference, but hasn't seen The Godfather yet (working on it), but wow.
I am so glad I broke up with ex then. Because she would have ended up looking dead
Holy shit, never realized that was her on Lost. Unbelievable.
Real talk, wassup.
Nosheen Phoenix (what a name). Absolutely stunning.
woah. Jack's wife? amiright?
Julie Bowen without a doubt. As a Hispanic, I find these pale women incredibly sexy.
i actually really liked that show... thats probably why
C'mon put 'er there... c'mon... you know, fuck it, you're taking too long.......... Oh, ok i guess we're still going to do this... c'mere... nevermind. GODDAMNIT ARE WE GOING TO HIGH FIVE OR NOT?
I might have been inclined to agree with you at some point, but I became a bit scared after and realized Sofia Vergara is the one who's aged the best.
I generally remove all of the warnings after the link has been removed, yes.
She was beautiful!
god dammit, i was waited a whole 5 seconds before i realized it wasnt a gif...
I really wanted that to be real.
A wise USMC Officer once told me: "If it flies, fucks, or floats you are better off renting it"
Thank you for refreshing my memory!
You are everywhere
** WARNING! COMMON REDDITOR ABOVE!**
When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD.
Thinking about it, how old is that video now? I'm preparing myself for feeling very, very old.
Come ride with meeee
I hate this piece of advice, only because I hope no one I date actually uses it :(
Thats right motherfuckers a mod directly replied to me.
Have you considered deleting the warning posts as well? I agree with you: they're just feeding the troll and creating greater incentive for it to be done again in the future.
WARNING!! WARNING ABOVE!!
Also, Julie Bowen has had 3 kids, including twins. Her belly has just been stretched too much, I'd still say she looks really good for her age.
Her, Sofia's voice makes me want to punch a puppy.
Pretty sure that was taken RIGHT after a pregnancy. Give the girl a break.
Also Boston Legal.
Sofia Vergara annoys me so much that I can't even watch the show anymore.
She looks sexy all the damn time.