*sees Canada buried in dirt *dies laughing

Jeg? JEG?! THIS A FUCKING OUTRAGE! We are nothing like those Danish dogs

How dare a Brazilian artist living in the middle of a jungle not know the depth and intricacies of the North Germanic languages??? He must be punished!

Sweden doesn’t say jeg, Denmark and Norway do

Accuracy? In my Polandball?!

Germany's efficiency has expanded to its waste management as well, I see.

You died too soon. Waaaaay too soon.

I snorted so hard at Canada underground I fucked up my nose ring and now it's bleeding ah fuck me

I’m not shitting on the artist or gatekeeping Germanic languages, I’m just saying that if you’re going to add foreign words to your comic, it’s probably to your advantage to use the right one. It’s not like it takes a lot of effort to google translate the word “I” to make sure you’re correct.

Throw it in the garbage.


America: Nothing to see here, move along.

I am the garbage

"I'm sorry, but I'm down here. I don't mean to bother you, but you are burrying me alive. Sorry for the misunderstanding."

Another WAN collaboration! The script was written by the talented /u/a1pcm ! And yes I do live in garbage.



But then Canada would have to say sorry for screaming

The advantage of jeg over jag is pissing off Swedes.

Maybe it’s just a guy from Scania speaking.

That would he more like "jao". We're not danish down here either I'll have you know!

Canada, shouldn't you be screaming for help?

You cried for the moon


This is what happens when we don't invest in eastern Poland! Very nice collabcomic!

Alright, where's that damn imgur link?

It's just America annexing Canada.

You don't have to put the comma before lah, it makes it sound sooooo weird.

Wow Brazil is so right. EU really lives in garbage

Edit: a word

That jersey is one of those things that are born garbage. Like Poland.

I'm sorry that I didn't conform to your expectations. I'll do better next time - sorry.

Funny thing is, we first separate the trash, then it gets mixed again to be burned as one big pile. ARBEIT UM DER ARBEIT WILLEN!


Look, I really want to take out the trash. But in order for me to do that, I need to you get out of the trash. Like, you can't be in the trash.

That was a beautiful depiction of the Guanabara bay, down to the Palmeiras jersey and everything.

They can stick a sweedish meatball in their mouth so we cant hear their elvish gibberish anymore.

You white people are all the same to me

I’m not shitting on you or gatekeeping comments on /sub/polandball, but I’m just saying that if you’re going to nitpick artist's comics, it’s probably to your advantage to find another sub. It’s not like it takes a lot of effort to not be snarky to make sure you’re a quality commenter.

Something something Scania rightful Danish clay something something.

The triangles demand to be properly made fun of.

The triangles demand to be made fun of.

It's all part of the grand plan to steal America's clay.

But I've already said too much.

Pretty sure “Jeg” should be “Jag”. What do you think this is, Norway?

Why not? I'm right where I belong. ~90lbs of human weight won't make a big difference.

Can someone enlighten me why is Singapore a triangle and not a ball ? Thanks


The annexation is already underway. Just let it happen. It won't hurt (that much)

It provides insulation in those cold winter months! And comes complete with self-generating food! (it's really just snow)