FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

i just wanted to say that you SJW's are the cancer of the world and that you should all go fuck yourselves

Edit: I just got off from work to find that my comments have been downvoted, you guys must really lead productive lives. I just wanted you to know that down voting me was a waste of time since I have a voat account anyway. That's all for now and remember, around blacks never relax

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F, see me after class.

what's your height, weight, and how much do you lift?

edit: he literally PMd me with his stats. lmfao i hope this is real. if not, well done.

what's your height, weight, and how much do you lift?

edit: lmfao i hope this is real. if not, well done.

you should all go fuck yourselves

Too busy sleeping with the admins bro. Take a ticket.

Isn't cancer the cancer of the world?

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Going onto another subreddit to literally call people you disagree with cancer seems like a good first step toward ending subreddit drama. Empowering stuff! Way to be the change you want to see.

Fuck. OP is an intellectual powerhouse. And he called me an SJW. I'm devastated.

enjoy you're neckbeard

Free Speech really seems to upset you, Bro

I don't have an exact number *work out

you're just as bad as they are

A+++ great analysis

fart

This dude's comment history is a rich tapestry of racism, anti-semitic rants, homophobia, and sadness. Love yourself, bro.

I don't understand. How much do you lift?

All these dudebros posting here to try and make it to /sub/all

No, SRS is literraly worse than both cancer and hitler.

"Leave everyone alone you babies! Grow up!"

He comments in SRS, not understanding the irony of this circumstance.

Now THIS is the LMBO I've come here for!

B- for effort.

How do you expect to win against the sjw menace when you clearly don't even lift, bro?

Well at least the whole thread wasn't a waste. We have all of this beautiful shit you wrote here and it's just glorious. Thank you.

I'm speaking for all of reddit

we're technically part of reddit so no, you're not

STOP BEING MEANIE PANTS WAAAAHHHHHHH

Is it just me or have these LMBO-posts severely been lacking in quality lately?

Short, sweet, and to the point.

5/10

the problem with what you're saying is that this isn't a "subreddit war"

reddit is teeming with all kinds of bigotry. I have been using this website off and on for five or six years now and I have literally not gone a single day without seeing bigoted comments getting mass-upvoted on the front page.

lol why are white supremacists all tiny babies

boring

Thank you so much! I really really mean it.

Making a weaksauce LMBO into an A++, you da man!!!!

this scores low for a beard tantrum. do you even STEM?

Only downside is how many words and edits it took to say "I don't understand the difference between the absence of tension and the absence of oppression." It's OK bro, you can mistake peace for justice all you want, nobody's stopping you.

Try harder scrub, git gud

Cancler?

This is fancy

Chancellor. It checks out.

Seriously. Anyone who lifts at all can give you a reasonable estimate.

I lift occasionally. My deadlift max is between 170-185. Easy, see?

you should all go fuck yourselves

well i mean that is what all our dildz are for after all

you need to stop getting their subreddits banned or doxxing or whatever the fuck else you're doing.

Why do you think racists and fatphobes deserve this courtesy?

OP I can bench you, I've been training for social justice war all my life

no reference to tumblr, hasn't clearly stated he's a straight white male, no mention of how feminists are the same as nazis, didn't even have the decency to share a story of how his life was ruined by a rouge sperm jacking, 2/10 wouldn't recommend

Hey OP you're real cool wanna see my tits

This guy compared the takeover of /sub/punchablefaces to RACISM 10/10

Did you really just say that reddit doesn't want drama? Did you miss the whole Ellen Pao thing?

I, for one, sincerely appreciate the effort he put into writing such a concise post. Brevity is the soul of wit, after all, though this particular user seems to lack soul and wit. Ah, but those things come with practice. Overall, he shows promise. He just needs to learn to channel his (m)anger into a text box instead of letting it consume his entire life.

Personally, OP, I give you a 6.5/10.

Seriously. I had no idea I was drawing 'k's wrong by not making them look like drunk sassy 'H's.

2/10 no exact numbers means he's got babby lifts.

Seriously. I had no idea I was drawing 'k's wrong by not making them look like drunk 'H's.

We just got spoiled by that one that got stickied a month or so back - no others can compare!

SRSly its like we've got noting but time on our hands. Time and dildz.

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Man of all the things to hate in this world you really found something truly bad and important.

TL;DR

Ooooh. You keep pet birds?

sry nop

wow thats it I was expecting more of a rant or at least something with a little more oomph

Any thing is the [that thing] of the world, right? Reddit is the Reddit of the world. /sub/shitredditsays is the /sub/shitredditsays of the world. you are the /u/halftimelord of the world. Is this how it feels to not understand Male Logic?

Waow every self respecting ShitLordtm should have read TRP sidebar. I can't even take OP seriously.

You are neckbeard!! Enjoy :D

you could say it's a very "Special K"

I am become neckbeard, destroyer of scores.

I went to go look.. Damn I don't even have to scroll down and I get him calling black people criminals, rapists, cop killers, n*ggers, and also did you know black people sold slaves? I'll take the anti-semitism and homophobia as a given cause I ain't gonna be sifting through that.

K

I'm trying but I can decide between portals or cloning.

Not enough salt.

A much better reply came from /u/count_blackula321 here.

So much salt he might need some furosemide to treat that hypernatremia.

medical grade burn
In the wise words of Scruffy!

for real what is this war and peace or something

To be fair, the extent of my lifting is a brimming cup of morning coffee.

ENJOY YOU'RE COFFEE

Admins are stiffs in bed. I'm all about those sweet reviewers that cover indie Steam games

I lift and I usually don't do deadlifts or bench presses. I know, I'm a weak excuse for a lifter.

No wall of text? Boooooo

I'm enjoying watching the admins have sex with the dildz rn, actually.

I didn't read any of that. It was too boring.

o shit u rlly rused me :^)

wow you are fucking boring no way am i reading any of this

Well if you take a closer look at the constitution, you'll see it specifically protects the right to yell at fat people on a private forum free speech

Please don't joke. My uncle died of stage-4 SRS

ok bro.

I fucked myself while I read your post bb

Did not give benchpress PR, 0/10.

Do you even lift?

OP confirmed for squatting the bar

Oh yeah I get it let the hate spread then.

Bravo op, 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 so brave!

Come on, don't hold back. Tell us what you really feel.

The world is a battleground right now. Deal with it.

You cannot be neutral on a moving train.

Me, under the force of OP's scathing indictment

that's so awesome

Dear racist,

Thank you for your free speech! Over the centuries, tens of thousands of men and women have given their lives to defend your right to freely express yourself, a right you have chosen to exercise by writing nasty things about women and people of other cultures, on the internet. Truly, you are heir to the great orators of human civilization. Keep up the good terrible work!

Fair point.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/top/?sort=top&t=all

Beautifull

Try harder pls.

lmao

tl;dr

Heard this a trillion times. This is getting quite stale.

D-

Now it could be that this appears half decent simply because OP set the bar so low, but I'd give a 7/10.

A fair amount of funny shit, hypocrisy and simple lack of comprehension concerning topics such as racism, but you're not treading new ground. You're picking the safe route instead of really showing your creativity. If you come to my office hours we can better discuss how you can get one over on us SJWs here