Always wanted a baked dog for christmas
I'm so high right now... is that a dog!!!?
You are freaking out.. man.
Shaggy this isn't weed.
Found the Asian
Stewed dog tastes better
Plot Twist: what if your really high, and the dog is actually your human friend that is tripping out by you petting him like a dog.
I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola.
Dude, I'm seeing colours.
I was not prepared for this
By applying a bow and giving scratches you have inadvertently reset your dog to factory settings.
Dog #1 notices arsehole dog #2 walk up bragging a juicy marow-filled bone in its chomps. With the owner right there, within disciplinary action distance, dog #1 must not appear to show desire to kill dog #2 for the bone.
Hence the poker face.
The snausages taste like snausages.
Is that dog okay?
That's my doge. Sauce https://www.instagram.com/p/BOczld5DCYq/
Super troopers reference for the win.
Be careful with that, some are just refurbished wolves with the dog firmware patch, resetting it may or may not get you mauled.
Found a way for me to get downvoted.
Just click it. Live a little
What about prepared in the Swedish way? Borked.