Don't move! Their vision is based on movement (x-post from /sub/gifs)

A similar observation at another rave

I guess our definitions of cool vary

That old man totally steals the show.

Tweed jacket guy has those wacky inflatable arm man moves.

"Angry Industrial Dancer in Little Saigon" lol i was laughing before the ad even started playing

Haha he's so disgusted and confused. This made me lol at my stupid cubicle. Thanks for that.

Difference is that this guy is actually following the tempo of the beat. While those in the previous videos/gifs are just moving around at random intervals.

But in all fairness, he doesn't do a whole lot of dancing either.