What about Flowers?!
Also, points for making Meta the biggest crayon.
Tucker's not teal, he's aqua. Teal's out.
Would have went with Michael J. CaBluese.
It's definitely Wash, as a running joke with him is "That was the worst -blank- ever..of all time."
Tucker stole Flower's armor after Church killed him during the time travel bit. Which was a simulation - either in "real life" - or in a computer Gary was managing to delay Church while Wyoming was doing - something.
My head hurts.
Whatever way, Tucker is wearing Flower's armor.
York is light brown, Wash is grey.
edit: I just realised that 'worst grey ever' is grey with a yellow squiggle, just like Wash. It seems 'good guy grey' is York, but that doesn't make much sense as it should be light brown with a grey squiggle.
"Guess what? They already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink."
CT is my guess.
I think the "worst grey ever of all time" is supposed to just be so bad at being grey it's yellow. I don't think it's a reference to anyone in particular. Just a reference to the worst throw ever of all time.
It's also not just a yellow squiggle. The crayon itself is yellow.
My guess at this (left to right)
Donut Simmons Sarge Grif Sister Lopez Doc Tucker Caboose Church Tex Wyoming Meta/Maine Washington North Dakota South Dakota CT (?) York (?) Carolina
literally the first one on the left.