The older I get, the more I can relate to the "sad" characters from kid's books.
Goddamn I loved Frog and Toad when I was a kid.
Ahhh, the joys of being an adult.
Well, he's right. You're a doctor, you should know.
I read these books when i was in a "special reading class." Totally forgot about it till i saw something like this posted a couple years ago. And it all came back, i was like yeah i read those when i was in the special reading class! And my gf was like wtf is special reading class? And while explaining it i realized it was special ed reading class...and they just didn't want to make me feel stupid so they just told me i was picked for this special class where i worked one on one with a "special teacher" and got sent home special books to read etc etc. And only in my 20's did i figure out i had been sped for a while. Shortly there after, couple years, i was in advanced science and math and reading at a 12th grade level and offered to skip 2 grades...so i wasn't stupid i just took a little longer to get going i guess. Not realizing what was going on till over a decade later is what shows i'm stupid lol. Seeing mr.toad makes me feel like an idiot, but also laugh about how much of an idiot i am. That school did a good job being discreet about my specialness.
Toad knew what was what.
He's a technology doctor, all he knows is how much shit his clients blame on him.
Yeah, fuck him for causing global warming and why the hell did he invent jersey shore?
I blame everything on him. EVERYTHING