Aladdin parks like an asshole. 😠

Aladdin parks like an asshole. 😠

I bet that was Jasmine.

Yeah, and I bet jasmine posted this too based on the emoji in the title

Emoticons in the title, really? Are you 12? Stop it.

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I could have sworn I just saw this on reddit yesterday, but it had some text above the picture..

I like it.

Emoji are only acceptable when you're texting someone you want to fuck or, if the top of /sub/all says anything, you're a black person on Twitter.


He's gonna come back to find that some threads have been pulled off.

oh god, we've now started to include emoticons? this site officially jumped the fucking shark

Why the long face?🐴 Do Emojis πŸ— you? If so I'll moooooveπŸ„ along. No need to be such a 🐩, it's not like he is 🐏ing them in your face. I'll 🐝 going now.

8πŸ‘ŠDπŸ’¦ no lies..

Nah, Jasmine's carpet probably isn't that color. Wasn't she a brunette?



It took me way too long to realize it was a hand job. I thought someone punched that penis in half just as it came.

I've been married too long

Sweet kicks!

A whole two spots

A whole two spots for me and you

No one to tell us no

Or where to go...

That rug really tied the room together.



Street rat!

There's gonna be a boot on it. A muddy boot.



*Pretending to be a black person on twitter



when you're texting someone you want to fuck

I am suddenly suspicious of how often my female friends use emojis when texting me... And more than slightly suspicious of how often my mother uses them.


I saw it on the Canberra Drivers Facebook page yesterday. Someone is playing us for fools.



dammit, I got a new computer and they aren't just squares anymore. I'm being forced into emoji participation and I can't OH GOD I πŸ˜πŸ˜“πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜”πŸ˜πŸ˜‹


upvote for trying

Much to learn you still young padawan

Aladdin parked it. You know being Middle Eastern girls used to think I was cute and mysterious traveling around on my magic carpet.. then one day that carpet turned into an airplane and now I'm the asshole. :/

Calling then emoticons, really? Are you 90? Stop it.


πŸ˜šπŸ‘ŒπŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨ lmao bruh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βœ‹

Why can't I see any of the emojis here or in the title?

With a ticket that can't be removed under penalty of law



β•šβ•( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)═╝ β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ .β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ ..β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ ..β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ .β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ .β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ ..β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ …..β•š(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)╝ β€¦β€¦β•š(β–ˆβ–ˆ)╝ ………(β–ˆ) ……….*

( Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)

Avoiding the obvious every thread joke, your mom does it because it's "cool".

The chicks probably would bang you. They're just like dudes. Sometimes they just want to get naked and sweaty.

You're not using mobile I'm guessing.

salty kicks!

I don't buy that




It's actually the latest Chrome update that got emoji support πŸ˜€

And you're offended by that so I'm guessing you're 13?

🎡 I can show you the world... 🎡 Where I park like a retard... 🎡