After years of searching, I have found it!

After years of searching, I have found it!

It's usually hiding under the hood.

If you rub just right it may SHO itself

Tastes like metal, must be that time of month

command line interface taurus

I don't get it.

Oh fuck, clitoris. Jesus i legit had no idea what OP was posting this photo for


U need to Marauder that pussy


My buddy told me he caught an sti.

I told him "dang, that Mustang when you pee"

I've searched but I can't find it The 'spot' that makes 'her' purr I've noticed when I press down hard her engine starts to whir

I like to fill her gas tank With fuel that I've produce I'll only use high octane so emissions are reduced

To ride her brings me pleasure My body fills with 'joy' I grin as she goes faster, she's considered as my toy

If only I could find it That thing that makes her squeal I've tried and tried with no success, her wheels just will not peel

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

Command Line Interface Taurus

Yeah, it's usually harder to find from behind.


It would be nice if they threw on a --help flag so I could see the available commands

Looks a little dusty.

Girls really go for a guy who knows his way around the Command Line Interface.

Whenever anybody asks what kind of car I drive ... "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it."

Um, take it for a ride.

I think you're supposed to check that it exists, first.

touch clitaurus

Thanks for explaining
Gilbert Gottfried

Reminds me of lol

That was an ok poem.

ford fusion


There’s no Escape

I'm mildly ashamed it took me a good 2 minutes to get it. I just kept reading "C L I taurus??? What are I missing???? I know there's a joke here!!!".

I'm not really into rape

You, sir, are a true wordsmith

Ha! Good one.


Sure it’s not a blue waffle?

This whole time and it had a freaking light above it!!

lol gud 1