A friend of mine went to a house party. He found this in one of the bedrooms. It's 6 ft tall.

A friend of mine went to a house party. He found this in one of the bedrooms. It's 6 ft tall.

Nope.

You see that, you just head on home. Party's over.

Item #: SCP-1153

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1153's inherent properties render containment extremely difficult. It is currently at large and last seen in the upper East coast.

Description: Item, when inert, appears as a 6-foot tall anthropomorphic hippopotamus with a bloated body and crudely female characteristics. Item activates only when in the presence of a solitary human male, and is perfectly safe when approached by women or in groups. Item will not activate even when being viewed remotely via camera or telepathic scan. When encountered at first by a lone male, the item will instill in the victim a growing and bizarre sexual fixation with it. Depending on the willpower of the individual, the fixation may take months to fully develop into irrational or pathological behavior. It is reported as beginning as a stray perverse image appearing during masturbation, and progressing toward a preference for overweight women, and then with hippos themselves. Eventually, the victim will be incapable of sexual satisfaction and fixated entirely on the item, becoming willing to kill in order reach it. The victim will suffer from monomania and withdrawal if prevented from reaching the item.

If the victim does manage to attain the item, he is invariably found dead, horrifically mauled around the groin and buttocks by bite marks congruent with a typical hippopotamus attack. Though the item is quite light and easily moved with a small hand truck, autopsy of the victim shows wounds that are caused only by tremendous crushing weights, with muscle and organ tissues being jellified. People nearby when the attack has commenced have reported ecstatic sexual noises, abruptly terminated by loud bellowing and slamming.

Except they probably locked the doors after you came in, and you will never be able to escape.

Sooo....who wants to make this into an SCP?

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Not even close to enough ███████. Without ████ how are people going to understand the SCP's relation to SCP-███ let alone the danger of a ██████ scenario?

Seriously though you might want to read some of the newer SCPs, the writing style is a lot different now. That being said, good job for a quickie!

Edit: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Yes, exactly like that. That look will be waiting at the door.

Looks like its from the Peter Jackson film Meet The Feebles.

Looks like its from the Peter Jackson film

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ART SCHOOL PARTY?

if that shit freaks you out you got problems.

one girl was doing watercolors with her menstrual blood. Another girl I know would record audio herself getting fucked then play it over animations. another girl got naked sewed some shit to her self then layed on her stomach and shit. yes face down pooped. some dude fapped and rubbed the cum all over himself.

these are all instances of performance art in various basements. they would have performance art shows then they would turn into parties... usually naked dance parties.

getting naked rules.

I just had to RES tag you "Quick SCPer." Well done.

hey, i had five minutes and used it wisely.

if that shit freaks you out you got problems.

Riiight, says the guy watching people paint with cum and menstrual blood.

Pot calling the kettle black and all that!