Stand up, damned of the Earth Stand up, prisoners of starvation Reason thunders in its volcano This is the eruption of the end. Of the past let us make a clean slate Enslaved masses, stand up, stand up. The world is about to change its foundation We are nothing, let us be all.
Another (Pretty awful)
To look at the toxic death cloud that has taken residence in my home of course
This is actually a photograph of North Korea's nuclear weapon production factory
He just doesnt like having a hatless son : (Yes this is kinda shitty but I cant do better)
Edit: fixed link
So, having worked it out, you chose simply to brag and let the rest of us suffer? It's Heavy, BTW everybody else who was suffering like me
EDIT: Dear people downvoting the helpful soul below me: I initially just had the first sentence, then within a few seconds of posting I worked out who it was and added the second sentence. I assume Sabird1 loaded the page during those seconds and was simply trying to be helpful. Please don't kill his/her karma :/
The heavy out of uniform?
Oh. At first I thought you'd inserted Hitler into the picture. Don't know how I missed that the first time.
A disappointed father walking in on his son who is training to become a jedi.
This is the best one.
Fixed your link
I hope I didn't jump the gun, but you got your link syntax backward! Don't worry bro, I fixed it, have an upvote!
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Theres this weird orange arrow key thing for that, try it
you decide, Reddit.
Took me too long to figure out which class the old guy replaced.
The fact this is a .gif is what makes this submission truly great.
This is as good as any resume
Really subtle, really nice.
But, his beard and face are kinda blurry. Fix that, and it's perfect.
Thank you! I was going to have to make this if you didn't.
It's Charles Darwin, by the way.
"This isn't even my final form!"
the downvote logo is actually the ms paint symbol, in case you didn't pick up on that.
I remember posting this here a couple months ago...
Here's the only it had, via zacyzacy
Are you telling me I can get a job with this?
that's insta-kill range! Yee-gads!
That is gloriously outside the box.
Why the hell do you know that character's name?
Um... clearly it's a training remote.
He won't start either.
"How'd you get an All-Father?"
"Son, I've been playin' this game a lot longer than you have."
Why is Sio Bibble in this picture?
They didn't delete it, the bot, automoderator, came through and removed it because all top-level comments in this subreddit must contain a photoshop.
We also remove comment nests below text-only top-level comments, but I am going to leave these comments so that we don't get dozens of more comments in this nest asking what it was.
All I see is a Photoshop logo and a color pallet.
and the shadow that is only feet.
[http://i.imgur.com/KpoZJHp.png](and Gimili's son fails again)
He'd be eating a sandwich.
This is actually the touching story of a man who lost his son in a freak cosplay accident. He still sees him whenever he enters the room.
This bot is a fucking cool guy.
That guy will not end
Haha that pretty clever of them. I never picked up on that.
It is obvious that this picture is of a daughter not a son notice the tit. Just saying.
Charles Darwin and his son The Scout, apparently.
Hey! the Scout can't equip the All-Father....
It's a window. Check out the door behind it.
What do all these letters mean?!
Need to get all those pixels aligned and whatnot.
Why are engie and Pyro weird?
wtf who has a window in the middle of their house
Warranty void if seal broken.
WHAT WAS IT?!?
this is superb!
Haha I like how hidden the dad is
Wait for it....
The problem was that the rest of the picture was a different level of blurriness, not the fact that the blurriness existed.
It's not a detail as much as it's "stab you in the eyes with horrible"
Good to know I'm not the only one
Needs a pair of pyrovision goggles.
Oh I totally thought it was Walt Whitman sheepish
You'd think Hitler would be harder to miss.
You got me
you could say that with the kid still in it.
You missed the reflection in the mirror on the right hand side.
Because it doesn't have the most upvotes
This... I like this.
Turn the bat into a bone and the kid into the monkey from 2001 and we'll call it a deal.
Either he really likes Star Wars or he has read Darths & Droids.
This is great. His expression makes it.