19 and 20 had a fight.
19 wound up in the hospital, and 22.
The two numbers resolved their fight through the act stereotypically known as 'make-up sex', which was unprotected and resulted in the number '21' being born.
At least they were both over 18.
19 got lucky. 28 18.
Twenty one sounds like twenty won.
tl;dr: twenty won.
19 only got disturbing the peace, better than murder and cannabalism like they got 24
25 or 6 2 4?
7 11, was a part time job
They booked 24 25 2 life
I was wondering where you were going to go with this. The inside of your head must be a kaleidoscope of surreal humour. You tickle my nugs and I'm gonna follow you around till you stop making me laugh.
'One-One' was a racehorse
'Two-Two' was one too.
'One-One won one race
'Two-Two' won one too
Then all 19's friends ganged up and attacked 20 and his friends 200 and 2000.
Edit: To clarify, I am English so I am correct and all y'all Yanks are wrong. There is an and!
Aaaaaannnddd i'm confused.
Was an inside job.
Oh wow, I am embarrassed that I couldn't get the joke until this comment
b-but that's longer than 21
Complex equations can't melt steel beams.
1 1 was a racehorse, 2 2 was 1 2. 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
19 is in pretty rough shape after the whole ordeal - doctors say his days are numbered.
Well I feel dumb. Did not get it at all.
9 and 10 had a fight.
This is, without a doubt, exactly why my wife is still with me.
Steel beams can't melt jet fuel
The chairman's lost brother.
It took me a while to understand what your joke was and then I remembered .
Not everyone would pronounce that as "two thousand, two hundred, and twenty won".
more interesting then what i had in mind.
"Twenty One" to be read as "Twenty Won"
twenty ate a teen?
I should've been high before reading this.
19 and 20 had a fight. Twenty-won.
Cause she tickle your nugs?
I fucking love this subreddit.
Here ya go.
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Yeah, his is definitely shittier.
Exactly. I had a lot of fights with my brother when I was young. Yet, I only had sex with him once.
27 / 9 😧
So, this is basically every relation ever?
17's looked on in horror.
This is like reading tablature and it's on me to figure out the rhythm.
Ninety-nine and point six... am i doing this right?
Nah, he tickles hers.
Eighteen is a teen so he technically ate the teen eighteen - therefore you are both correct
What's funnier than 24?
When she lets me, aye.
No, One-One was a giant.
But steel beams weaken under extreme heat. It bends like a pretzel. This caused it to buckle under its own weight. Just ask a metal smith that fires his metal to form it to shape.
Edit: I'm fun at parties.
twenty-two hundred twenty-one
1 1 was a racehorse. 2 2 was 1 2. 1 1 1 1 race. 2 2 1 1 2.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Twenty ate eighteen.
Nah, 7 was charged and now he's on the list of registered 6 offenders.
You must be new here.
(here meaning Earth)
(I'm trying to say that I believe you are a relatively young person)
It's /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot. Therefore, it's a shitty explain.
It seems like he explained the joke rather shittily.
19 felt sorry and baked a cake. 28.
I'll give it a 5/7
Prisoner 20 is a cannibal, his cell mate is prisoner 21.
One won? But I have to know which one won!
You are not what the party deserves, but what it needs!
I actually thought this was the explanation.
Now just think of how 3 was conceived.
Double-two, two, one?
Two double-two, one?
Two two two one!
You are not alone
I don't understand this joke can somebody explain it please?
I heard that's what 7 went down for when he 8 9
I'm like "Hey, what's up? Hello" Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door I just wanna chill, got a sack 4 us 2 roll
How dare you question the humanity of our overlord?
and definitely not prime
10n-1 and 10n had a fight, where n is some integer greater than 2. 10*n+1. (Sorry, I hang around /sub/math too much).