2018-10-11

Do you come from a land down under

Do you come from a land down under

Wait, if Australians live in the down under, do we live in the up above?

Jokes aside most Australian work signs look like that because no one gives 2 shits anymore and they just chuck it down anywhere people might see it around the site

Men at Work - Down Under?

Men at work

Down under

First SNIPE shot EVER TAKEN in Blackout... JUST WATCH

First SNIPE shot EVER TAKEN in Blackout... JUST WATCH

Lmao. Reaction is for a Ali A thumbnail.

Time to retire the game now, you won. See you at Black Ops 5

So is the title.

Yoooooo

This woman being a bro by saving a beached shark.

Bitch I was trying to evolve.

I wouldn't even touch that thing with a stick and this girl grabs the shark like it's a freaking pet. Good for her!

I know shark's usually don't attack people but wow she's brave

Needed a water stone🦈💧

Shootem all

Shootem all

repost, repost, repost, repost

More NPC Theory: The "Smug Shimmy"

More NPC Theory: The "Smug Shimmy"

Democrats and leftist NPCs who are being interrogated or confronted on something are usually only programmed with a few vocal responses. The problem with vocal only responses is that most real people combine body language with their words to convey sincerity.

The programmers of the left wing NPC experience typically dont understand the importance of this combined expression, and even if they did, it is incredibly hard to match words and actions for most interactive human substitutes. Due to this difficulty and a general lack of knowledge, you might notice that these NPCs have a tendency to recycle expressions.

While genuine heartfelt emotion and a sense of being "real" usually involves multiple emotions and expressions at once, a short cut was installed that tries to match the vocal markers as they occur. If the vocal programming is supposed to elicit a "sad", "happy", or "angry" response, the NPC will typically function properly. This brings us to the emotions that are mixed and the resulting errors. Things like "chagrin", "wounded pride", and "Smug" are combinations of the three primary emotions. As such, they cause a temporary reset of the Emotional Response Record (or ERR).

ERR reset splits the three emotions based on a factor of importance, which is expressed as a quick back and forth motion of the shoulders as the breaks between each emotion play out. This is most easily to spot during the vocal expression for "smug", which pulls from Happy and Angry at an interval of about .25 seconds from input reception.

Notable Smug Shimmy glitches:

Hillary Clinton in the presidential debates

Peter Strozck in the Congressional inquiry

Christine Blasey-Ford in the Supreme Court nomination hearing.

I am sure that leftist programmers will eventually get this worked out in a way that doesnt immediately disgust the people witnessing it. They probably just need more women in tech to really dig into ways that they can better simulate complex emotions without such a viable sign of artificial human composites.

*Please stop talking*

*Please stop talking*
*Please stop talking*

It's not so bad if it's a friend. It's worse if it's a relative. And also what kind of friend can't even tell his or her friend that they dont want to talk anymore, grow some balls my man

Starting off strong

Starting off strong

This is about the 100th time someone posted this. It's bound to happen. Call of Duty, BR, brand new game, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this formula out.

Nah, fortnite is free. This wont reduce fortnut playercount at all. It might just touch pubg

And it’s just as pathetic every time. Woohoo, twitch viewers..

There should be a separate sub for stream/streamer updates on COD. I’m at work and wanna see some sick kills before I get on.

Oofa Boofa

Oofa Boofa

Milky nickers lmfao

Please say this never happens

"Gaybar"...WTF

Please say it dose!

Make monty python dank af

Make monty python dank af

Monty python started dank

Doot to pay respects

Doot

no touchy

Who the hell has a dog and a tiger??

i know right? it's always a dog and a cat, or it's two tigers.

Pretty sure it’s a fear reaction to being touched by an animal it knows could kill it in a heartbeat.

I've seen another post where it was very apparent to everyone but OP that it is a very unsettling situation for the dog, and I think this supports it, too. Dog and tiger is a very bad combination to have, mostly for the dog that feels threatened all the time because it doesn't get the way tigers are trying to play with them.

Try one of these subthreads