2018-05-18

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Post it to /sub/floggit, as the Hoggit mods will delete this.

Not sure why you're being downvoted, you speak the truth

Now this is fire!

Now this is fire!

iFunny

iFunny

We have all seen this reposr before and ifunny man ffs YOU gtfoh normie

For fuck sake Ifunny NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

me irl

me irl

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In Dutch kip means chicken.

In German, life is meaningless.

I'm sorry kip, but upvote memes are a no go

"You WILL reply to my email." Was recommend to post this here from r/maliciouscompliance.

"You WILL reply to my email." Was recommend to post this here from r/maliciouscompliance.

So a little background first. I work on a fast-attack nuclear submarine. When we are out to sea (underway) we have to share two beds with three people, we rotate every 8 hours it is called "hot-racking" so our sleep is very precious to us because a lot of the time those 8 hours of "protected" sleep is really like 2.

We were underway a while ago and my chief emailed me about some tasking he had for me. Keep in mind i am a pretty good sailor i have always been one the top performers of the boat and am in the top 3 of evals everytime. Well he emailed me with a task, so i performed said task and when i saw him eating on crews mess the next morning i informed him that i had completed the tasking. Even though the deadline was still several days away.

Instead of saying good job or even just a simple "ok" or "aye" he proceeded to chew me out in front of half my watch section for not responding to his email. And said that i WILL respond to every email he sends me. And while i am a hard worker one of my flaws is i usually do not hold my tongue when i should but this morning i was in a good mood bc we were visiting a port in florida in a day or two so i painfully just took the ass chewing and carried on with my business.

Before i went to bed (the rack) i set up a rule in outlook to auto respond to any emails i received from my chief saying something along the lines of "Aye Chief, I understand that you have emailed me and i am now responding to said email. Very Respectfully, ET3 (SS)"

As i was snuggled up in my rack sleeping like a log i am awakened by a member of my division saying "hey man ET1 (my leading petty officer the guy directly under my chief) wants you in Crews Mess." So reluctantly i get out of the rack and report to crews mess as ordered where my LPO is waiting with a write up and laughing hysterically.

I check my email to see an email from chief with tasking, another email from my chief talling me to stop being a "fucking smart ass and watch who the f i am talking to" and then another email asking if it is an auto reply (with more foul language) and then another email just going ballistic on me and one last email simply telling me i will be counseled for this.

Needless to say my cheif never screamed at me about emails again, ans he was actually removed from my boat for basically being a terrible chief about 4 months after this and my write up was eventually shredded by my LPO who thought the whole situation was hilarious.

I apologize for spelling as i am using my phone. Just thought you guys might enjoy this.

Aye Chief, I understand that you have emailed me and i am now responding to said email. Very Respectfully, ET3 (SS)

Aye Chief, I understand that you have emailed me and I am now responding to said email. Very Respectfully, ET3 (SS)

Aye Chief, I understand that you have emailed me and i am now responding to said email. Very Respectfully, ET3 (SS)

Damn. That's the type of bullshit that throws me off from signing up... Gonna have to read shit tons of these before I make up my mind..

Happy birthday, Josef Martinez! La Banda went out to...you guessed it: Fogo de Chao!

Happy birthday, Josef Martinez! La Banda went out to...you guessed it: Fogo de Chao!

Really glad to see Franco there and also that Barco has became one of the boys. Side note but who is between LGP and Barco?

Edit: checked and the guy between them is just a friend of LGP.

<3<3<3 Happy Birthday Josef!

And to think, the MLSoccer.com staff want to think there is a riff between Josef and some of the team. Some of the people in this picture.

I'm probably wrong, but I think that is Jose Hernandez.

Ny Magazine admits Trump is Under Budget and Ahead of schedule destroying Obama’s legacy

Ny Magazine admits Trump is Under Budget and Ahead of schedule destroying Obama’s legacy
Ny Magazine admits Trump is Under Budget and Ahead of schedule destroying Obama’s legacy

My favorite quote “ If Trump has destroyed Obama’s substantive legacy at home and abroad, the left has gutted Obama’s post-racial cultural vision“

This article is an anti-Trump hitpiece. That Trump has turned back every Obama’s improvement. Looks like the New York mag is desperate for clicks.

Interesting article.

In the second section, the author compares Trump to Richard III (well known for his tyranny) - the same sort of breathless hyperbole you can find in /sub/redacted any day of the week.

This article seriously brought up President Trump throwing rocks at another kid, as a five-year-old, as an example of his character.

We need a new term, because “journalist” implies there’s some objectivity involved. “Activist liar” is a bit too provocative, even if it’s actually the most accurate description.

awoo

awoo

Awoo after finals week

awoo... ~_~

Don’t be sad..

pat to make happy

Try one of these subthreads