2018-02-18

Yeah. Fuck that.

Yeah. Fuck that.

Your 14k modem speeds are the real asshole design.

There actually designed assholely on PlayStation systems.

When you download an update the original files kinda just sit there taking up space on your hard drive even though there not being used.

remember days when you could just pop in a game cd in a playstation 2 and didn't have to wait for several hours for updates? yeah, well i do. :(

Updates aren’t really asshole design

Vaccines were totally invented back then /s

Vaccines were totally invented back then /s

Haha, yeah being a mom totally makes you more knowledgeable than a doctor /s

Oh and when moms were the primary healthcare providers ,guess what? Half their children died.

Shooga

Shit like this always reminds me of that old Bill Bailey joke:

"There’s this one celebrity, Rosie O’Donnell, a talk show host, and she said this: “I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then? Is that a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment"? As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of psychopathic zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!! "Speaking as a mother"

Actually they were. Vaccines were in development as early as the American Revolution. That's probably the least stupid part of her paragraph.

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2meirl42meirl4meirl

‘Strangers messaging you because it feels good to help people’ - it feels good because we care. Maybe some strangers like having a connection with someone, too, and it helps them with their own issues. Regardless, it’s not just to be selfish. Deriving happiness from helping other people doesn’t negate selflessness, it drives it. A selfish person does not care about others. A selfless person enjoys helping others because they care.

Strangers who reach out to you - they really do care about you. They aren’t just doing it for themselves, it’s for you, and then because they care about you, it makes them happier if you feel better.

Talk to me if you want, or anyone who reaches out to you. Strangers really do care

Edit: ignore my username for real though

Thank you, I was about to type this. We say that because we care because we know what it's like, it fucking sucks, and the less people feel like that, the better, if we can make a difference, it will be a good thing overall, not due to some sense of selfishness.

Although I don't necessarily blame OP and others who say that, because when you're so deep in shit it's easy for some to see everything in a negative light, with some harmful ulterior motive behind it, and reject even genuine help.

MFW I want to leave for Ecuador with my nonexistent funds.

This is the most relatable post ever

Die Erklärung

Ich sehe /u/lolnein, ich wähle hoch.

Ausserdem ist das gut für Bitcoin.

EDIT: English Version

Guten Morgen! Hoffe, das neue GIF gefällt. Ansonsten geht es leider auch nicht tiefer, Brudis.

Wünsche euch einen angenehmen Start in die Woche! :)

roflja

lmaovielleicht

me and stu, j chillin

me and stu, j chillin

You look like a long lost Gizz boy.

This tops just about every photo I’ve seen on this sub with one of you guys and the gizz boys.

nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me :’)

I’ll help the boys out on the fourth color by being the fourth guitarist, I also play a mean psych rock mandolin

Counter Terrorism, another piece by my friend.

Counter Terrorism, another piece by my friend.

Kapkan looks like he is too tired for this shit.

A real Spetsnaz operation would end with 50 of the 3 confirmed gunmen dead.

Kapkan: "You see Glaz, when you let enemy step into trap like me, you never have boredom from interrogation because enemy big mess in doorway instead."

Gulags don’t fill themselves you know

This just goes to show how rebels will try lie and cheat their way out of trouble. They’re no better than low-life smugglers!

This just goes to show how rebels will try lie and cheat their way out of trouble. They’re no better than low-life smugglers!

clearly those are two different people.

She is part of the Alliance and a known traitor to the Empire

Her face looks so weird in the first two screenshots

Liars. Thieves. Smugglers. Criminals. Religious fanatics. Weird smelly fish-people with big bulging eyes - that is the Rebel Alliance. Nothing but the filth scraped from the bottom of barrels throughout the Empire, trouble-makers who want to end peace and prosperity - and why? To make up for their own personal failings.

Soccer goalie’s have it tough too

Soccer goalie’s have it tough too

here, take my strong hand

My head has retreated into my neck from the inhale I just took.

EDIT: the*

Pinky finger is like, "Ewww, man. Ring Finger farted."

I guess that injury came out of left field.

Newton knew it, Darwin agreed

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If I had that teacher, I'd have blue balls, too.

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