LPT. If you can not afford a home security system, just Google various phrases like "how to join isis" and "how to assassinate the president" . You and your house will get a free monitoring service that gets better the more you search.
Why is this posted under shitty LPT?
This doesn't work and will fuck up your wifi. I tried this a couple of months ago, then my neighbor got arrested and my wifi stopped working.
This is a money saver if ever I saw one!
Sometimes you don't make terrorist threats to cause terror. Sometimes you get put on a FBI watchlist just to see who cares enough to monitor you.
Lets not act like we all haven't joined a terrorist cause or two out of loneliness.
I don't see a bravery test tree, so not really comparable to Bob Ross.
I like how Canadians always have to mention when someone is from Canada.
That's Brooke Cormier from Canada
Also when they PowerPoint
Haha thanks! It would appear I ruffled some feathers here, my bad 🤷🏻♀️
You are always welcome here Miss Kennedy. I've been a fan for awhile.
White Knight Central up in here
Hopefully not your last!
I wonder if old mate Pauline comes to /sub/straya.
Pauline Hanson entered Parliament yesterday in a burqa, attempting to highlight how poor Australia's security laws were (i.e. can't tell who's wearing it).
Her identity was checked at the door anyway and advised to the speaker so she ended up liking like a righteous flog. Then again we knew that already.
Wrong sub to be a fucking bookworm cunt mate.
Bahahaha. Pauline cooked as fuck would be hilarious.
He's seen a lot of bamboozles. He's a W I S E B O Y
S P R O C K E T B O Y E
F R A G G L E B O Y E
The goodest of boys
Someone put this in his daily fluff folder please!
Trump must have a busy schedule trying to split his time between white nationalists, Putin and hustling the taxpayers out of money for his businesses.
What a treat to see proper cross-hatching! See how the lines intersect at 30°? That’s good cross-hatching, folks. None of that 90° bullshit.
Imagine his self-esteem issues. Barack, next time, no joking over dinner mkay?
TIFU By Laughing Out Loud at Reddit and then "Pranking" my Little Sis
Traditional this didn't happen today, well... part of it... here we go:
So about 1 yr ago I was sitting at a table with my family(including extended family so a lot of people talking loudly) and me being younger than most and also not drunk I was browsing Reddit. I stumbled across the post where everyone upvoted so that when you google Comcast a picture of a swastika came up. You guys know what I'm talking about. So when I read this I laughed hysterically, but my then 8-yo little sister was sitting next to me and saw the swastika that I laughed at. She asked me what it was and so naturally, I told her it was the international symbol for world peace. Yeah. All was well until today, when my sister saw the Nazi's on the news this morning(now 9 yo). Upon seeing their signs and shit she was reminded of the "international symbol for world peace" and began to draw it. At school. Yeah. So my parents got a call, had a nice little chat with my sister(who was in trouble at school for telling MORE children that a swastika is the "international symbol for world peace" leading to more innocent kids drawing swastikas), and apparently for the past year she has thought that a swastika means peace. My parents asked where she got the idea and she told them. I am posting this in bed, grounded, after accidentally(and indirectly) teaching a 3rd grade class that drawing swastikas is a good thing.
TL;DR: I told my little sister that a swastika is the "international symbol for world peace" and it came back to bite me a yr later when she taught her 3rd grade class the same thing.
Edit: Just to clarify I am not a Nazi
Edit 2: Wow thx for all the up votes and comments! Didn't expect it to blow up like this! To everyone that mentioned the origin of the swastika I tried bringing that to my parents and they didn't buy it... they think I intended to teach it to her as a Nazi symbol. Still grounded.
Ironically of course the original reverse swastika is a symbol of Buddhism, Hinduism, and Jainism and means auspiciousness and good luck
Actually, I think and could be wrong, the Nazi swastika is the one for peace. They took the original and rotated it 45°. They used a lot of old runes that were meant to be peaceful
You're posting on Reddit while grounded? Being grounded ain't what it used to be.
Well, you're not entirely wrong either. It's a symbol used in many religions, including Hinduism and Buddhism. That would've been my defense if I was attempting to get out of it.
Idk if this is genius or super shitty
Both. That's the magic
Thanks for getting my hopes up with that title :(
Trump Bonwitt Teller is what she references there towards the end. Trump had no qualms destroying those sculptures even after the Met offered to preserve it in their museum.
"Who drove the car into the crowd - Hillary's emails??"
"Yard sale Barbie"
Savage. So good.
"Next time when you see a bunch of white boys, boys in polo shirts, screaming about taking our country back, and you want to scream, it's not our country. We stole it. From the native Americans."
Already laugh-crying. Then she added:
"And when the Native Americans, when they have a peaceful protest, at Standing Rock, we shoot at them with rubber bullets. But we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semiautomatic weapons."
Straight to the heart. Yeah, I'd like some of that cake too.
John Baron, a Trump Organization executive who later turned out to be Trump in disguise, told the newspaper the preservation was scrapped because “the merit of these stones was not great enough to justify the effort to save them.”
LAN party duct tape ceiling guy from another angle
SAME PICTURE DIFFERENT ANGLEE!!!!!
Sure ya do.
"But half the fun of seeing that picture pop up on the internet is all the stories where people say, ‘Oh yeah I know the people there.’ No you don’t! It was a small town, a random group of friends, and we literally just got goofy one day.”
Is there any back story to this?