"Hey look somebody's pet lizard on a black bookshelf in a dark room with bad lighting recorded on a potato!"
Nope that's a people eater.
This one hits close to home, homie
Holy shit that's amazing.
Also because she had 6k and didn't buy Armor, she deserved that suicide.
Really captures her emotion well.
TIFU by microwaving cookies
This happened like 7-8 years ago when I was 8 or 9. My mom was out and hired a neighbor to babysit. My grandmother sent us a cylinder of cookie dough, and I wanted some. I asked the babysitter (we'll call her Jane) and she didn't know how to use the oven, so she said no. But this determined little cunt really wanted some cookies. So I sliced off some cookie dough, put it on a plate, and put that into the microwave. For 20 FUCKING minutes. Jane was with my sister at the time, so she didn't know, about 5 minutes later I hear her say "is something burning?" She went into the kitchen, saw the microwave on, opened it, which proceeds to fill the house with smoke. She grabbed the fire extinguisher and let the whole thing go, even though there was no fire. She took the microwave outside and it smoked for another hour. It broke. I got in trouble. and that, my friends, is why I can't have nice things.
TL;DR I microwaved cookies for 20 mins and broke my microwave.
Edit: Holy FUCKING shit! My phone died, then I woke up to this!!!!!! Thank you for blowin this up!!!
It probably broke because she sprayed a fire extinguisher at an electronic device, not because of cookie dough.
This video was created by the guys who did Wallace and grommet and chicken run :-) great song great video
Who the fuck kidnapped s1mple and what have they done with the real one?
Trumps speech in which he made a statement which very much appeared to claim that a terrorist attack took place in Sweden last night.
The image shows (something like) a second round pre-qualification show for the Swedish Eurovision song contest qualifier. It's probably the most memorable news from last night.
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