PLEASE DON'T FUCKING TROLL SOMEONE WITH THIS SECRET SANTA!!!
I know some people that frequent reddit (myself included) like to be smartassingly witty and even borderline straight up ass pancake. But maybe for just one time out of the year, do something awesome for someone. You may be sending a gift to someone who has no family or friends and has had a really shitty year. Let this be a great ending for them....please.
EDIT: In light of so many comments about clever trolling, I think I should say I am in favor of "positive" trolling. If the troll has thought out his plan and has made it into something that a redditor would appreciate, that would be fucking awesome. When making this post I was imagining some shady bastard who signed up for this in an attempt to get some bitchin gift from a thoughtful redditor and in return sends a ziplock bag that's labled "My Fart" in a box wrapped in newspaper. But by all means, execute a devious, creative, funny troll that would make a redditors day.