[Haiku] RT didn't want it

[Haiku] RT didn't want it


Some cops will give you a ticket for accelerating too fast.

It was funny and it gave me a justice boner.

Nothing pisses me off more than people racing on public highways like this. I rode with a "friend" one time who was into cars and him and his friends in their cars all started racing while I was in the passenger seat. On top of it being scary for me zipping in and out of traffic, you could see how it affected everyone else on the highway and how panicky they became and what dangerous moves they made to get out of the way of the idiot racers. The possibility of a major collision was very real.

Tldr: fuck this guy

[Poetry][Meme] I didn't know there was this much green in the whole galaxy

[Poetry][Meme] I didn't know there was this much green in the whole galaxy

This will make a fine addition to my green-screen collection.

I was expecting a weed joke tbh

Look at Han's hair: Did someone edit this to add the green screen back in? That's commitment.

Oh my god they did. That's outstanding.

[Haiku] Paul Ryan: 'We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system'

[Haiku] Paul Ryan: 'We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system'

It's from 2013 before anyone locks this thread

Reminds me of this classic Bushism:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"Paul Ryan Gives up on Destroying the Health Care System"

It's Always Sunny in D.C.

Staying true to his word in 2017


[Poetry] The Terrorist Problem

[Poetry] The Terrorist Problem

People with defective eyes have no place in modern society.

You guys thought it was funny calling us four eyes. Who's laughing now?

How is it a strawman if it isnt said in response to something? It's just a satirical impression of fear-induced prejudism.

Haha, the cucumber represents dead people

[Haiku] Art Auction

[Haiku] Art Auction


For anyone unaware, this is a snippet from Viper's View, a weekly news round-up, narrated satirically by Francis "Viper" Higgins.

The downside is that it's through RT News.

The upside is that it's fucking hilarious.

err ye foken serius

And for anyone wondering about the art, it's Liz #3 by Andy Warhol. As it has some unique history and is by Andy Warhol, I can understand the price. And from the broker's own site (which has a much more extensive write-up about the piece) it looks like it actually went for $31,525,000 USD. Can only imagine having that kind of dough to drop on a piece of art...

[Poetry]Have You Found Jesus?

[Poetry]Have You Found Jesus?

Tbh this would've been funnier if it cut off at Jesus giving him the "no" gestures

Try one of these subthreads