Catnip makes you see some shiiiiit

Catnip makes you see some shiiiiit

I actually feel bad for this kitty seems like a bad trip

“I see dead people.”

-The Cat

Me when I lose my glasses

I read some article about catnip that raised the question, what type of drug is it? What are cats experiencing when on it? The answer was that we don't know for sure but it's probably a hallucinogen. So yes, very much a bad trip.

Light-up antlers.

Light-up antlers.

"Is this really necessary?"

"Jesus Karen really?"

That poor lion.

"I have the dumbest human..."

What is love ?

Baby don’t hurt me

Don't hurt me... No more!

When I was a kid I had a German Shepherd named Fritz, and when Fritz was 5 or 6 my sister got a mutt puppy, Peanut. That puppy would harass Fritz constantly, sometimes literally dangling from his face as Fritz would try to do stuff. When he got tired of it he would put Peanuts whole head in his mouth and just hold him on the ground for a few seconds. Peanut would calm down for a bulit, but Fritz never hurt him at all. I miss those dogs :(

Whoa ooh whoa whoa oooh ah ah

Seeing a train for the first time

Seeing a train for the first time
Reminds me of the excited train guy

. I don't think I have ever been that happy in my life.

Trainspotters are special people.

Thankfully she didn't try to give it a hug.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?


Exactly my reaction to watching Spirited Away and that scene

You seeing this skill?

What did he offer her? A bribe to stop emptying the machine?

I think he wanted her to get one for him.

About 12 years ago I was in a Dennys with some friends. In the claw machine was a little burrito with arms and legs, a sombrero and bullets across it's chest, and a sash that said "Senior Burrito." I think I must've spent at least $40 trying to get that fucking thing out of the machine, but the goddamned claw just wouldn't close.

One day... one day...

His business card, he wanted to ask her to join an elite government program where they're training pilots for mechs that use the same control scheme as claw machines.

You seeing this chick?

He’s like, “Fuck this. I’m not losing my job over this.”

He’s like, “Fuck this. I’m not losing my job over this.”

Or his wife.

Fake or not, as an ex professional driver, situations like this really are as at least as uncomfortable as this looks.

Ma.. Ma’am please take a seat and put your seatbelt on

That outfit tho

That outfit tho

If that outfit purrs, move upwind.

Fuck him right in the pussy.

Hot guy with a sense of humor? Move aside, bitch. He's mine!

Let that man live his life

You seeing this cat?

an all or nothing bet.

Splinter Cell: Catlist

"Fuck ffuck fffuckfuckfuckfuck." -Mouse probably

the world's most efficient killing machine

wait for it


Sick vape dude

No, I can't see that shit.

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