WTF wtf

(x-post from educationalgifs) What people will go through to increase their height!

(x-post from educationalgifs) What people will go through to increase their height!

Maybe cosmetically, too, but this was developed primarily for people with one leg shorter than the other. It can make the difference between walking with a cane and going for a run.

Just be happy with what you got. At least you aren't a rock at the bottom of the ocean stuck in a perpetual thought loop of nothing, screaming out in silence for an eternity.

This really isn't considered a cosmetic surgery atm. Its for people with disorders or defects. My friend who is a little person has had this surgery to help relieve the strain on her body.

Put it over on /sub/incels it might give them some hope

Finally got a picture of this friendly gentleman I’ve seen around northern Arizona

Finally got a picture of this friendly gentleman I’ve seen around northern Arizona

Everyone needs a hobby. His is very likely sodomy.

What's crazy is if you rearrange the letters in Anti-Sodomy Crusade it spells out: I'm Like Totally Gay And Having Trouble Accepting It.

Bend over and I'll show you.

How does one secede from sodomy??

Truck overtake

Truck overtake

...and that's why the speed limits exist.

What an idiot, maybe don't do 80+ on a blind curve.

I'm not exactly this type of motorcyclists fan. Driving for years in london has taught me they are 50/50 dickheads (scootin through traffic on the a406 while im stuck here you assholes) You can't deny however that he/She (after totally filling their riding suit) reacted well and did very well at avoiding death. 80mph+ on that kind road though. Dick move.

This is so irritating. Just imagine the emotional distress that truck driver would've had to go through if the motorcyclist ended up crashing into them. It wouldn't have been their fault of course, but I can't imagine how shitty they would feel after noticing an explosion of viscera in their side mirror. So irresponsible and inconsiderate of literally everyone else on the road.

"Shouldn't we try and let them know about this?" "Nah"

That truck is improperly designed. A more correct design would provide more symmetry and less impending doom.

Why the fuck would you drive behind that?

How are you gonna let them know? Speeding up alongside? I've seen enough Russian videos to know that's how you become a Russian video.

To video it for Internet points?

Bear in traffic

I just saw a bear doing the Italian "fuck You" while sitting shotgun on a motorcycle after having blown a bugle. Fuck it, my day is complete. I'm going back to bed.

My wife has been to a Russian hotel where they had a bear in the lobby. All of its teeth were ripped out as a cub and its clear that it was 'trained' via non-humane methods.

Everytime I see videos like this I think about the serious animal abuse at play here and the shameless sociopathy of their owners. Its depressing not cute.

Typical day in Russia

Don't you love it when your day only lasts one hour?

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Well, that got an audible "what the fuck?" out of me.

I was expecting a spider. It was worse.

Ah, a yeerk.

I did the Hank Hill sound, “Bwaaaaaah!”

You know, I think maybe I'll take the food to go.

You know, I think maybe I'll take the food to go.

Mistranslation of 'having a blast!'.

"Welcome to Shitty Wok!"

I'm gonna say it's a case of poor translation. Is there a sub for menu and signage fuck-ups like this?

I'm gonna take a guess and say this was a subtle fuck-you way to quit.

Banana peel doubling as an ashtray

Banana peel doubling as an ashtray

Best deployment description ever uttered.

Everything can and will be doubled as an ashtray

"I thought I heard something in the bailor"

"I thought I heard something in the bailor"

It's a fake photoshop people, has been the entire time. It was done as a gag YEARS ago.

Balers don't work that way; they layer stuff on the outside and the phaux would have been twisted around, balled up and exploded by the feed system.

A fox would have had no trouble outrunning the baler and would definitely bolted the moment the six ton two hundred horse tractor came near it.

It looks like a cave painting.

What a way to go.

If it makes it any better that is a coyote.

Try one of these subthreads