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I work in a 5 star hotel, a guest today complained about this being written in their Bible....

I work in a 5 star hotel, a guest today complained about this being written in their Bible....
I work in a 5 star hotel, a guest today complained about this being written in their Bible....

I'm predicting many, many, copycat crimes.

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satan

Was the complaint the next morning, that he'd waited up all night and it didn't happen?

It's all perfectly good, we just got too much!

It's all perfectly good, we just got too much!

I have a friend in the Philadelphia area that has had a run in with this dude. He would message him asking for him to come over. Apparently the guy was also known to drive around while jacking off.

Strike that last bit, my buddy says I am mistaken. It's a different pervert that does that.

Yeah your "Buddy".

So how did that imitation crab taste?

Surprisingly like semen

Yeah, of course he's not gay. And as soon as you bend over to look at something, you'll take a little nap... Then the REAL train comes out...

Just a scratch

Thats a 3.5T restricted road, he was not legally allowed to drive down there, there's also no sign saying except for access meaning he's not to drive down that road EVER. You're not supposed to park so close to a turn, however its clearly marked as a parking spot so only the HGV Driver is at fault here.

I am UK HGV Driver AMA :p

Edit: Any good driver would have gotten out of that by driving forward more before turning the wheel.

This makes me so angry. There was some construction across the street from my house and a large truck like this tried this exact same shit while turning into the site. There was a spotter making sure he wouldn't hit anything, and once the driver got close to my brother's car, the spotter began to yell, but the driver decided to keep going and the car pretty much looked exactly like the one in the gif when he was done with it. When we came out to see the damage, the driver shrugged and said "these things happen ". Like why do these things even need to happen in the first place for him to so nonchalantly say that? This stuff makes me so chapped.

How did you get footage of me playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 ?

Stabilized by /u/stabbot in this thread.

https://streamable.com/654p9

Can't stop doing the Dew

Can't stop doing the Dew

I like the two single cans of Kickstart in there. Like he tried to make the switch one day but quickly reverted back to classic Dew.

Must be in the fitness protection program

I'd hate to see his Doritos room.

That's a lot of gout

Inflatable Orca Tsunami

That seems about as safe as an actual tsunami

Ah, I see we're watching people drown today.

he is alive?

Eh if you can't breathe, just pop open one of the orcas and have a suck.

And you thought legos were bad

And you thought legos were bad

Can you try charging, maybe it works .

This made my whole body hurt.

What happens next is shocking.

This is my fucking fear stomping around in my room at night. For some reason my kids love to just chuck my phone chargers where the fuck ever and I always have like 4 laying around.

The second I get off the toilet I'm gonna go collect em all.

I live in Texas and witnessed a giant wasp carrying a full sized locust up a tree.

I live in Texas and witnessed a giant wasp carrying a full sized locust up a tree.

It's a cicada killer, and the insect it's carrying is a cicada. For whatever reason, they're commonly and incorrectly called locusts here in TX. I don't know about elsewhere.

I saw one a few years back trying to drag cicadas between the boards on my deck. When they got stuck, which they all did because they were too big to fit through, the little bastard would just go kill another one and try again. There were literally half a dozen dead cicadas sticking up from between the deck boards.

Came here to share the coolness of the cicada killer. They are about twice the size of a normal wasp, and will just hover and stare at you. Nifty bugs.

I usually call them cicadas I actually have no idea why i called it a locust. Im smart I promise! xD

Its a Cicada Killer, had one fly into my house a few years back, killed it with wasp spray. More like a small bird than a wasp.

Husband & wife arrested for making bestiality video with their service animal

Husband & wife arrested for making bestiality video with their service animal
Husband & wife arrested for making bestiality video with their service animal

I think these two misunderstood the term "Service" animal.

Only real surprise here was Arizona.

I was fully expecting "Florida man"

According to the police report, he said he got the idea from "after watching the news and seeing a woman got in trouble for having sex with her dog."

Boy, they didn't think this one through very well.

This is really unsettling

This is really unsettling

Delta flight 2412, 757-200. The plane landed without issue. Happened in 2014

Close the window and order some alcohol... lots of alcohol

Did they find the gremlin on the wing that did it?

"Hey, waitress! Would you please bring us another bottle of Bacardi. And you might want to tell your boss guy that the hood thingy just fell off his wing."

This is what a 5 month sew-in weave looks like

This is what a 5 month sew-in weave looks like

That looks like someone cut the top off the Tales from the Crypt skeleton.

Picture was posted by a local hair braiding salon. That’s likley mold, among other funk. Apparently this was growing like a ponytail on the clients head and it smelled pretty bad.

edit From the original fb post:

This is what a 5 month sew in looks like. Ladies please understand this is NOT HEALTHY. Whoever made the myth that the longer you keep your hair up the longer it grows. Absolutely NOT. The hair is completely molded into a loc. I had to cut it out!

I guess the client had some hair sewn-in and styled into a decorative ponytail (possibly with braids) and then left it exactly that way for 5 months and without caring for it. Some of the fb comments were from other clients saying they never leave their hair up for more than 30 days and the gal was just being lazy and not practicing good hygiene.

Looks like what fell off that girl that hit her head while on pain meds.

You mean the crypt keeper?

Try one of these subthreads