That’s my boy Spencer! We went to high school together
There's nothing wrong with having Advanced vernacular. Furthermore that's so awesome to go down to Florida and meet this amazing lady I'm sure you made her entire day.
He seems like a really cool guy
Reminds me of the thread where someone texted a wrong number about a birth. The dude that got the text by mistake and his buddy showed up at the hospital and brought gifts and stuff for the new baby.
Edit: Found found the article
that is not how half and half is made holy moly
"If I have to do this, I'd better be professional"
So...doggo is not from the US.
I would say “bad dog!” And feel guilty right away and give my dog hugs and treats all day.
10 thumbs up must mean it's a good look.
And when the wife does get home, you got some splainin to do
Ovaries before Brovaries.
"And we share the gold 50/50 right?"
One would think that the girl with red hair in a light blue dress would be the one named Wendy
Hope I’m not the only one that noticed the inhales seagull
Gosh, this community is so fucking wholesome
I'm an Atheist, I help random strangers all day long, it's a sport almost. I do it to feel good about myself, I do it to make a tiny little impact in this world, that's all I got.
The fact that atheism is viewed so poorly in the US (my home nation) is a constant grind to me. Racists, sex offenders and criminals can run for office successfully but being an atheist is treated as somehow being worse? I went into this with my teeth bared and expecting to verbally slap someone(s) in the comment section, and once I reached the end I realized what subreddit this was from. I love you guys. It's so bloody nice to have someone acknowledge that we help, protect, support, and care for people everyday without being coerced or threatened, without hope of reward.
Aethism is caring about sapient creatures because they think and feel too.
It is so strange that a lot of religious types will assume that if you are atheist you have every reason to be a bad person.
If anyone did this in the UK, they would almost certainly draw a penis.
Mike is short for Michael.
Bike is short for Bichael.
Seeing the name Bichelangelo fucks with my eye to brain pathways for some reason. Its making me angry.
Penis de Mile-o
The best thing about this is that someone else took a picture of this whole thing happening.
Lol Leo is wearing shorts and a t, while Hill is wearing a black leather jacket and jeans. Who do you think is hot or cold based on the picture?
It's warm, but Jonah is wearing bulkier clothing to hide his fat.
Source: fat guy who does this as late into the spring months as possible.
Multiple pictures even
Looks like she is really into asses.
A fine assessment
There is someone for everyone! Just keep your head up and try to get out of the house! You never know when you will meet them.
This is why I can never hesitate to embarrass myself in front of my wife. She giggles and laughs every time (plus my ass is huge for a white guy) so it's worth it to see that on her face :D
Someone else said the same thing. I just took it as, you now have to raise the bear as a father would, not that I had conceived the bear. I mean, I HAVE to believe that’s what she meant. I never considered anything else until Reddit comments!
Edit: So no, it was a sweet joke and no follow up or explanation was necessary. We didn’t know at the time how bad her health was, but I like to think that she did, and making light of it was her way of letting go.
Wow, that’s a sense of humor - awesome that you have these memories, thanks for sharing!
And, uh... did she have any sort of explanation for how you were the father?
“I’ve just given birth to a tiny bear and you’re the father” is one of those statements that seem to require some sort of follow up.
OP please post this on /sub/mademesmile