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Nipple Tassels

Nipple Tassels

What the Duck you nosing through your parents' closet for?

It's where my parents keep fucking everything. You need winter clothes in there. Documents. Knitting supplies. The last place before you give up looking for something

There is a difference between knowing your parents have a sexual life and seeing evidence of it.

Much like how there's a difference between knowing Rule 34 is a thing and seeing explicit Francine/DW fanart.

(Side note, I'm sorry for giving you guys that mental image. Unless you're into it, I guess.)

I found condoms when looking for a flashlight once

Plump, sweet and begging for cream.

Plump, sweet and begging for cream.

New rule for ad designers: show your tagline idea to a bunch of 7th-grade boys. If they chuckle like Beavis and Butt-head after reading it, back to the drawing board.

OR... only use the ones that are suggestive - free advertising when people post them on social media and lots of people purchasing products they wouldn’t have bought otherwise for the giggles.

m'berry

I'm horny just reading this.

Scrub daddy reeeeeal good

Scrub daddy reeeeeal good

How do I delete Youtube?

Thanks, I hate it.

Can't be, it's longer than 30 seconds

A link to the video, for if you are too lazy to google

I don't think they Putin enough Russia puns

I don't think they Putin enough Russia puns

So you did it instead, because trolls think "dumb libs" is the absolute peak of humour.

If Russia doesn’t come in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave.

A fresh troll, only 2w old

I uh, Trotsk-me, haha!

prime ass-reconning location

prime ass-reconning location

Can confirm.

Source: Am short, get booty. I mean it’s male booty but that doesn’t matter.

Jerma stop posting your goblin propaganda

Fuck yeah, male booty

do not slander the c o m p a c t boy

So inspirational...

So inspirational...

Woomy!

I'm a solid 6 in the raccoon world.

Or alternatively, an adorable one!

This way!

SMILE

SMILE

I am suddenly too afraid to smile.

I'm glad unclefather is so happy for that pretty young lady's teeth!

SMILE

SWEET

I'm betting Gary, Indiana is on the list.

I'm betting Gary, Indiana is on the list.

Honestly if it’s future me he would be very thorough in his instructions.

"To Whomever It May Concern (exclusively me,)

Look here, you little shit. Do you know what the fuck happens when you go to Las Vegas? Bad things, use your brain dumba-"

See future me probably does know me well and these are places I actually have to go and visit, but I know that if I tell myself not to, I'll do it out of spite.

No but seriously, never visit Gary. It's like, imagine what they say Detroit is like, but take away any of the appealing parts. Rolling stops only; cops actually encourage that.

Recurring Themes

Recurring Themes

When you first pick it up, Skyrim really feels like it has endless possibility and you can just go in any direction and find something fresh and new to experience, but once you start exploring you realize it's the same shit everywhere you go

Exactly why I still believe it to be one of the most realistic game ever made

Bards college was easily the most underdeveloped part of Skyrim. It's a shame they didn't flesh it out better in an expansion pack.

(that one todd howard pic)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA
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In my head it makes a soft "hmwuh" sound

It’s pronounced “deg deg”, actually.

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