Problem is that half of its gibberish.
I imagine the author of the second book was one of the greatest minds of all time who for some reason could never grasp this one subject which always haunted him.
Well half of human knowledge is gibberish too. Have you ever spoken to a danish person?
What they teach you in Harvard business school: Claiming “Totino's pizza rolls are America’s number one hot snack” is puffery.
What they don’t teach you in Harvard business school: Totino's pizza rolls are objectively the best snack a human can consume, that is not puffery.
What they did think about is all the free advertising they get from the "missed opportunity".
/u/FurryPornAccount is a pillar of this community. I've never seen you before.
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That might be a toxic tongue
it brotney betch
Mah num buruttny spurs
Oooohhhh look its me
Brain: Hey so your parents and friends are doing everything they can to support you and help you overcome your weaknesses, do you want to reward their efforts by actually making an effort yourself and succeeding so that their help actually means something and they don't have to stress about you anymore?
I relate to this. Like, on a molecular level.
This would be fine if the title wasn’t “big mood”. Dumbest trend of 2017. Makes no fuckin sense.
damn i wish i thought of this before i fucking bought gift wrap
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
I juse gift bags now. If a present is too big i just give it to the person outright
I really hate gift wrap though, it's fun for children maybe but it's just a pain otherwise.
That’s pretty good for a 14 year old.
I mean, It's a pretty nice piece still
That is outstanding for a 14 year old.
"Above his nipple" is a pretty weird way to say "his chest."
Wtf my will to live is back
Wtf my will to live gone
I hope not /u/FurryPornAccount
Holy shit, I just assumed it was a surreal meme.
Actually, given the general level of pureblood understanding of muggle culture, I think it would be more likely that Santa Claws would be a guy who punishes bad witches and wizards with a Freddy Kruger style glove - hacking up the children on the naughty list while the house elves take their bodies away to be fed to the thestrals. Or he is some type of animagus that can transform in to a sabre toothed tiger and rip apart the naughty list children with his sharp claws then eat them.
The title is giving me vivid images of Tim Allen in the Harry Pitter universe and I cannot shake it.
Why would you be uncomfortable with an army of house elves? Dobby is literally the only house elf who wants freedom. If anything, Santa not using those house elves would be much crueler to them
hermione granger would like a word
I often have to be in hospitals at night and I can tell you that I haven’t yet gotten used to the feeling of impending doom.
I love that it starts off with "any Target." Makes me want to hear the story of whatever happened at Target.
The vague smell of popcorn, shorter aisles that don’t quite line up with each other, clunky shopping carts, and different departments all squished together in a way that doesn’t make sense. I always feel like time dilates when I’m in a Target.
Buffets that are slightly off of main streets that sell off brand merchandise behind the counter in the middle of a blizzard
Cause that's what people did in the 40s
Fake not enough racism
It's a very lazy shitposty take on the "go back in time and wow people with your technology" thing