Tumblr tumblr

Honestly i have no title just confusion and concern

Honestly i have no title just confusion and concern

Oh jeez the sleeper agents are escaping to Tumblr again

Who knows?...

Who knows?...

I can't believe it's not butter!

I'm not sure if you're for or against

Promo code: SEROTONIN

Promo code: SEROTONIN

Fuck the trial, I'll pay right now. Just point me to the hole in which to shove the money

OP where is it

Guess! That! Fandom!

Guess! That! Fandom!

If not for Hamilton I would have guessed this post was from like 2012.

no Neo huh?

Where's the last character from?

Hetalia

An anime about countries

La la la, di da da, la la, di da da da dum

La la la, di da da, la la, di da da da dum

LEAVE US ALONE, SALTED SLUG! SHRIVEL AND DIE ON MY FLOOR! WE'RE SICK OF SEEING YOUR SLIME TRAILS! AND WE'LL STOP YOUR FRIENDS AT THE DOOR!

This made me laugh but fuck you for getting the la di dad's incorrect, it's clearly La, di da da, da didadum, la di dada di dum, la di dada di da da dum, du dum di da da da da..... SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN

You can't copy and paste Billy Joel, that comes from the heart

I copied it from the lyrics that popped up when I googled piano man. Because I didn’t wanna mess it up, funnily enough.

Damn straight

Damn straight

The harmacist! Beat them with your flail, then mend their flesh to itself as to fuse their arms to their torsos.

Medic from TF2, next question

brigitte_irl

the hurting is so much more rewarding than the healing

Thank goodness for the Internet

Thank goodness for the Internet

scitte maðel onlic dimf bæm hlâford

Old English. Used in England after the Romans and before the Middle Ages. Basically the oldest form of English.

Btw it means "shitposting like a lord"

he said something which roughly translates to "Shut your fucking mouth you heathen"

Google translate had 0 idea what language this is. What does this mean?

The crocodile curse

The crocodile curse

Wrote a paper on how algae can be used as a water filtration system to remove salts, oils, and even heavy metals. Ended up going to Nepal with my Environmental Science dean to attend world climate conference and speak to a bunch of officials. “I’m a Recreation Admin major....I’ve taken 3 science classes in college...why am I here?”

I did this with a paper on King Lear once. The storm was Jupiter getting pissed off about the rampant violations of sacred hospitality and no one can ever tell me otherwise.

Fuck, it all makes sense now.

I'm gonna end up with crocodiles.

I was reading a paper on bilingualism and earning potential and noticed their data also suggested that geographic mobility has an enormous affect on earnings. I lost a day to playing around with the data when I was supposed to be writing a chapter on parents' motivations for raising children to be bilingual.

Loki in disguise

Loki in disguise

oml I read that as “eat 20 4-leaf clovers” somehow and I sat here confused for a solid minute before I read t correctly

Mam's a witch. Dad's a Muggle.

Bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

How do you think she got her powers?

Or School

Or School

To be fair.

Have you seen some of the people who shop at walmart?

Yeah even in canada it can be scary sometimes

Don't they also sell guns in Walmart in America? I've never been to the country

As a Canadian, I can highly relate to this post. It’s milk. And it’s just in a bag. No big deal, right?

Try one of these subthreads