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They were right all along

They were right all along

yes, its a true fact that the scots were right all along

Can I get a fact check on the scot one? I'm in the market for new fun facts to tell at parties

Historically, pretty much everyone would wear robes. Eventually horses became a primary form of transport, and robes are not ideal for that, so they came up with the idea of pants. Since it was mainly men who rode horses, women never had the need of pants. So on and so forth, modern day skirts.

So what you are saying is that since we don't ride horses anymore we can go back to robes?

The greatest generation

The greatest generation
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I'm amazed at the accuracy of the necklace

This is my favorite meme of all time.

Contextier

U-S-A! U-S-A!

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Not American enough. I only measure my pizza in football fields.

The standard football field is 120 yards long and 53 1/3 yards wide which converts to 360 feet long by 160 feet wide. An acre is defined as 1 chain by 1 furlong or 66 by 660 feet. So a football field is 57,600 square feet and an acre is 43,560 square feet. Thus we have 100 acres * 43,560 sq ft / acre * football field / 57,600 = 75.625.

So there are just over 75 football fields of pizza served every day.

I always upvote Drake and Josh

/sub/theydidthemath

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WHAT A TWEEST

WHAT A TWEEST

Seems the phrase "friendly reminder" has degraded even further from "I'm about to say something passive-aggressive" to now I guess being completely meaningless

The reddit equivalent is "obligatory", which apparently means "before I say this, I want to acknowledge that I am not the first person ever to write these words, just in case you somehow think that I think I came up with the phrase 'thanks for the gold'".

iM LitERALLy Dy1nG WITH miLK COMING OUT OF MY EARS

So did she post it the day before and she's reminding us about what she told us yesterday?

Shallow and pretentious male narrators

Shallow and pretentious male narrators

And Fight Club also teaches us that the only person men like this can truly love is themself.

Does it count as spoilers if the movie is nearly old enough to vote?

Marla definitely has the manic part down

You already met her but she was fat

/sub/askhistorians has a twenty year rule to define when an event is 'historical'. I'd say the same for spoilers; once a film is part of history then talking about spoilers seems stupid. Might as well have spoiler tags when you talk about the part of the bible where (SPOILERS!!!!) Jesus dies.

Arnulf

Arnulf

/sub/ihopethishappened

EDIT: lol someone made this sub and invited me to be a mod

i'm flattered but i try to avoid responsibility whenever possible

i'm flattered but i try to avoid responsibility whenever possible

Daddy?

Arnulf!🐑

For when your skeptical about a story that's so nice and sweet that you have to believe it.

I forgot to buy bread :(

I forgot to buy bread :(

I keep picturing this in my head and it gets funnier every time!

As an elementary music teacher, I relate to this so hard.

I'm on the shitter and a whole turd came out when I was laughing thank god.

the ominous solemnity is key. I truly hope it happened the way I'm imagining it because if that can happen in this crazy, mixed up world, then we are not yet lost.

Pregnancy

Pregnancy

Nah she just ate a baby. Give her the seat, you don't wanna piss off a baby-eater

How is babby formed?

What's vore?

U must get pregat.

wholesome white ppl

wholesome white ppl

Just another example of minorities appropriating white culture. Has the white race not lost enough? /s

My favorite thing is the hand up hand gesture like "thanks for letting me cross" while doing the half jog and looking down. It's halfway between thank you and stop and it never comes off as offensive

I always to that little jog thing.

I ain't white.

Considering some of the shit we've got up to over the centuries, we don't trust people not to run us over.

Cleaning with roommates

Cleaning with roommates

What friend? The look on her face suggests that those two are NOT friends.

She's blowing smoke in her face. I'd be pissed too.

Well there's clearly a LOT of negative energy in her face so....

I'm the dog

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