Always nice to see what was going on in Engeland.
16th century Ronald McDonald has no time for your childish bullshit.
Land of the Enges
you make it sound like facebook isn't a 16th century thing
It’s in God’s hands now.
"God's Plan" starts playing
Might as well throw out the baby with the bath water at that point then.
This is why you don't show up to Sunday Mass blitzed out of your mind.
That dudes ass is just taking all my attention away from the real matter at hand.
He must work out.
possibly a small mirror
Would've been plausible if he was sitting on a toilet.
Lpt: ask them how they spell their name. If they’re like “uh T O M, it’s Tom” just laugh and say “ha! These days ya never know...”
It's absurd that in 2018, we still can't talk to dogs.
You're absurd! I talk to my dogs all the time, been doing it for years!
Early on, I wondered if my dog really knew the name I had given him was his. How did he introduce himself to other dogs?
“Hi my name is No. Some times they call me Stop-that!”
Now...if only I spoke Swedish. The damn thing won’t stop saying “Bork”
What was the chord, you might ask?
God: “Okay hold tight; fourth, fifth, minor fall, maj...”
David: “Bro, I said it was a secret.”
And it pleased the lord.
But you don't really care for music,
When the LSA-filled seeds don’t seem to kick in so you take more...
Whenst thou ryebread hath been tainted by the wasting of Ergot.
Man I fucking hate Hieronymus Bosch paintings for only good reasons. I respect the man's talent and his art is truly worthy of the highest praise possible. But holy shit do I hate most of the work on a primal emotional level. They are often so off-putting in this hyper-realiatic yet uncanny quality (that deal with my adult fears of pleasing my elders who expect that I do better than them or face their eternal wrath of eternal disappointment) that just gives me the heeby-jeebies. I have the utmost respect for his work and I love his works because they give me this weird feeling. Hieronymus Bosch, I hate you but God damnit do I respect you. You keep doing you, man.
Hashtag # lovehaterelationshipw/HBosch
(Baah-baah-baaaaaah, oh, oh) (Baah-baah-baaaaaah, oh, oh)
Every team game ever.
Flashes of playing Mercy and suddenly realizing I'm the only one on the payload.