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My friend smoking a blunt with his grandma on 4/20. We call her OG Babushka.

My friend smoking a blunt with his grandma on 4/20. We call her OG Babushka.

Bakushka.

i would watch this show |9|

Hey that's neat! My bubba has always let me smoke at her house "So I don't go off and get myself in any trouble." Grandma's are the shit. [6]

Bubbakushka

I was at a [8] watching cartoons when I decided to upgrade my fish tank.

I was at a [8] watching cartoons when I decided to upgrade my fish tank.

But where is Patrick supposed to live?

Justice for Patrick

Nice set up :) However, how large is that tank, 40l? If so, it is way too small for goldfish let alone four of them. Goldfish can grow quite large (up to 40cm) and also produce a lot of waste, meaning that the water gets dirty very quickly. In a too small of a tank the fish' well-being is also greatly compromised. If you're serious about your fish please visit /sub/aquariums , post the same pic and I'm sure that the people there are more than willing to guide you as to how you can make your fish happy :)

AllFishMatter

None of my smoke buddies will be pocketing this bad boy!

None of my smoke buddies will be pocketing this bad boy!

Yo get a small black one and use it the first time everyone lights up and then later pull out that one and light up and act normal

that's brilliant! I will definitely be doing that

Edit: Guys, here's the UPC if you wanna try to buy one! 647150212893 Keep in mind, I bought it for 99 cents and some websites try to sell for like 15 bucks

I had a white one of these and what I did was hide the majority of the light up the sleeve of my sweatshirt. I held the end of the lighter in my hand and casually passed the lighter to a friend. When she grabbed the lighter it just kept coming. Kinda like the clown that pulls the handkerchief out of it's mouth. Her reaction was priceless.

Is that a lighter or heavier?

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because weed was the only reason why he did it

because weed was the only reason why he did it

Oh my fucking god. They're at it again...

Please can the government/news get it into their thick skulls that people who smoke weed do not go out and start fights or cause problems. All they want to do is chill the fuck out and eat some food.

How they can spin this to blame marijuana is beyond me, he was clearly mentally unstable

THAT WATER DRINKING, FOOD EATING, AIR BREATHING MANIAC!

Alcohol drinking journalist loves sensationalism....

100% of murderers have fiber in thier diet. Stop the insanity, boycott​ mini-wheats.

Raising some girls as a single parent is tough

Raising some girls as a single parent is tough

Are any of them single?

You're not gonna believe this but . . . virgins, the whole damned lot of em.

(or at least one would hope)

If those are my girls, you can call me Stannis Baratheon

Jesus fuck

You know you're a regular when

You know you're a regular when

yeah until you dont leave the money then you get a gun in your face and youre like "whoa man ill write you a check!" and hes like "this shit better not bounce" and youre like "it wont i promise!" and hes like "im just fuckin with you!" and you start makin out with him even though youre straight because you think itll smooth things over but it never really does and you wish your state would just legalize the shit so you dont have to keep questioning your sexuality.

That's such a good feeling though.

It really is! Trust is a rare thing these days.

One of my favourite moments: I know a dealer who works on consignment with a grower (picks up direct from a grower, sells it, takes their cut of the profit, then gives the rest to the grower.)

One time, the grower was disappointed in the quality of the output, so when the dealer went to pay him (after selling it all), the grower insisted on taking significantly less money than usual.

The dealer responded by contacting all their regular clients, letting them know they were overcharged last time, and will receive some free weed next time to make up for it.

If only capitalists were as fair and moral as drug dealers.

Handcarved Smaug Pipe

JRR Tokin'

I would sell my car, my house and my wife for this pipe. My goodness

I would sell this dudes car, house, and his wife for this pipe as well.

"Dude, where's my car?"

"I traded it for this bitchin smaug pipe!"

"You did what?!"

"Wait, look! It blows smoke from its nostrils!"

"Holy shit.. so worth it."

Sorry, guys!

Sorry, guys!

Mine is more like

Sorry guys I can't come out tonight cause I already got home and changed into my pajama pants and ...yeah .... ..

If I'm ever a math teacher im gonna hang a poster of this somewhere in my room

420 blaze it you short faggots!

Once the pajama pants are on, you won't see me... unless I wear them to the club.

Online games need a "high filter", where you could input how high are you from 1-10 and game will pair you with other stoner-gaimers in your highness [6}

Online games need a "high filter", where you could input how high are you from 1-10 and game will pair you with other stoner-gaimers in your highness [6}

So i could play rocket leauge and dont annoy my random teammates with my clumsy moves

[10] games are a bunch of people in the lobby not marking "Ready" but nobody notices

The fuck is taking so long

When I use to play Wow high as shit and wanted to raid I'd always have to get my mage drunk as shit. The blurry background made it easier for me to see my procs.

"wait, don't start yet, I got some wings in the microwave"

everyone proceeds to leave without pressing ready to acquire munchies.

I fucking did it man. Fuck stereotypes. This one's for all my productive stoners. Keep doing your thing, it will pay off.

I fucking did it man. Fuck stereotypes. This one's for all my productive stoners. Keep doing your thing, it will pay off.

Congrats! As another mechanical engineering major, I know how much work that is. Toke on!

Damn, double engineering major, and at Carnegie no less. Good shit man!

Stoner checking in...

Another stoner ME checking in. Well done, Bro.

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