MRW I step in a dispensary for the first time

MRW I step in a dispensary for the first time

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Lit? It’s a Stoner legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Stoners, so high and so lit, he could use the Force to influence the marijuana to create…blunts. He had such a knowledge of the Lit Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about…from being caught by the police. He became so high, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his blunt…which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his friend everything he knew. Then his friend called the police while he was sleeping. Ironic. He could save others from the police…but not himself.

About to go into hyperspace as soon as I find my hydrospanner aka water bong

You must be very proud.

On point, period.

Side note, it was a great line in the movie.

The feeling after a fat rip

The feeling after a fat rip

Fat rip of lsd? Lol

where did you get this friendo?

never get that head rush and dissociative like feeling ?

Not with just weed :/ but that head rush got me hooked on tobacco pretty bad. Yesterday marks 2 weeks into quitting tobacco for the final time, cleaned all my glass today to bring back the flavor of clean green. Feels good. That brown herb is the real devil's lettuce, I can't believe that shits legal and ganja is controlled.

134 days clean from opioids.

134 days clean from opioids.

I'm at 92 for cocaine and amphetamines. Cheers sober bro!

I haven’t smoked a cigarette in over 24 hours if that counts for something. Trying to stick strong and quit. 2 packs a day at 18 years old is too much.

7 years from a 2+ year binge on uppers. Keep trucking and put your life where you want it. It gets better, but it also gets harder. Stay strong and know that it has been done and that you can do it also!

Congratulations, dude. That's a big deal. Good shit.

Today I experienced a frontier pot deal

Today I experienced a frontier pot deal

So today im cleaning up my shop/smoke spot/garage. When my neighbor walks up holding something. Not unusual he stops by pretty often since his wife passed at Christmas. But he holds up a giant antler and says get you want an elk antler, ( for clarity, I make knives and elk antler is a great handle material) so I'm like hell yea. And he just says. Its a trade, i really just need to smoke tonight,And I haven't done anything in years (former alcoholic) and i don't want to take these sleeping pills. i said say no more and pinched him 2g of gelato and told him to enjoy a night of chillin cause it will couch lock the hell out of ya........... (Little does he know. His wife had given me a few pieces of steel that were laying in their garage before she passed, Im forging it into a knife with an inscription in her memory and will use the elk antler as the handle material)

EDIT: wow. First gold. And the fact that I got it on trees makes it that much better. I will definately update with pics of the knife and the build. Thanks everyone! Also I do apologize for my grammar in the post. I was at a (9) when typing this last night.

Update us with a pic of the knife :>

Man this story is rad. Please update us.

Oh wow that's something. Yes please post once you can. You're pretty awesome.


Well if this isn’t true

Well if this isn’t true

Life ain't trash when you got weed

Life is Trash 2. I'm the king of trash, doin' it right regardless of the world's prescribed vision of success and normality

It is when you have trash weed.

You guys are reading into this way too much lol. Relax

D.A.R.E. Ends Anti-Weed Campaign, Quietly Removes Pot from Gateway Drug List

D.A.R.E. Ends Anti-Weed Campaign, Quietly Removes Pot from Gateway Drug List
D.A.R.E. Ends Anti-Weed Campaign, Quietly Removes Pot from Gateway Drug List
D.A.R.E. Ends Anti-Weed Campaign, Quietly Removes Pot from Gateway Drug List
D.A.R.E. Ends Anti-Weed Campaign, Quietly Removes Pot from Gateway Drug List

This was a myth that circulated a couple of years ago, as well. High Times from 2016:

Also, this page from DARE fully explains their still quite current opposition to cannabis:

Yeah I don't understand why people continue to write these articles, like it's right there on the website.

On their site they have an article saying that teen emergency room visits quadrupled since legalizing weed. So...a bunch of noobs tried it for the first time, got too high, and freaked out?



Yeah let's keep reposting this kid's name and face everywhere. Nothing wrong with that, right?

Come on, man..

"He who must not be named"

This meme

Not talking about an issue is probably one of the things that suppresses change the most. Not saying this shit meme is good at making change, but I am saying that not talking about the shooter and what could have been done is not conducive to making change.

Seth Rogen's Gravity bong

Seth Rogen -

"I coughed for the next 25 minutes as my wonderful wife laughed at me"

You can just hear Seth in this:

"Oh man! Hue hue hue heue heue huee huee haa haa ah. Smooth."

That head tilt and look of amazement as the smoke fills up 😂

Sounds like gravity bongs haha, I love them so much but christ do you cough your lungs out.

Happy Presidents' Day

Happy Presidents' Day

The President who proceeded to crack down on marijuana harder than any of those before him (no seriously, look it up). No idea why weed smokers absolutely glorify him just because he smoked weed when he was young, he did absolutely fucking nothing in aid of legalization while in office, the polar opposite in fact.

Obama did smoke pot but he's smoking cigarettes in the pictures, not joints.

I didn’t know Bruno mars smoked weed. That’s awesome

Honestly. He literally said in an interview marijuana should not be smoked.

Try one of these subthreads