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WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS LIKE WATCHING PLANET EARTH HIGH?!

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS LIKE WATCHING PLANET EARTH HIGH?!

So I'm at like an [8] right now, I was browsing through Netflix while smoking and saw Planet Earth and thought "I've heard this is good high."

Sadly, I was lied to.

It started out cool enough, some baby polar bears, weird birds, and sharks jumping out of the water to catch seals. But then we got to the elephants.

If you don't know what happens witg the elephants let me tell you. So, it's the dry season or something so all of the animals are going across the desert to some place where there is gonna be a lot of water. It's really cool and interesting. Well after a while they get there, but you are told there are some stragglers, but then you see a mother elephant and her baby emerge from the dust storm. So you're like "yay" and then the baby bumps into a tree and it's real cute.

This is where shit gets sad. You then see the other young elephant. This was one of the stragglers you got lost, but that's okay because he know where to go, he can just follow is mother's footprints.... except he is following the wrong way.

How fucked up is that. This sad lost elephant is just trying to find his mom and some water, and he is sure he is going the right way, but he is actually just walking further into the desert where he will slowly die of thirst. And his mom won't even get to recover the body and bury it like elephants do.

That's the saddest shit I've seen in a long ass time.

its life, it makes sense when shitty things to happen to humans, but mother nature is much more unfair and unforgiving.i think its something kinda cool and unique about the human race, we at least care, and built a world that is more safe for us.

Still not as bad as the big bang theory, the fake laughing noise that you hear after each "joke" gave me a good scare

But how else would you know they told a joke?

Watch round planet. I'm convinced it's planet Earth but for stoners.

I was probably at an [8].... (last post ties into this)

I was probably at an [8].... (last post ties into this)

Could blindfold you with dental floss.

I wish it was my mom's spaghetti. Then it would have actually tasted good.

Mom's Spaghetti

Hahaha. Reminds me of a time I went to a friend's house and got blazed. Asked their sibling if she could make us all the mac and cheese they had, like five boxes. She came in later with a huge bowl and I looked at it and went "...I'm not hungry." You should have seen the look on everyone's faces.

Study Confirms that Alcohol is Ten Times Deadlier than Cannabis On the Road

Study Confirms that Alcohol is Ten Times Deadlier than Cannabis On the Road
Study Confirms that Alcohol is Ten Times Deadlier than Cannabis On the Road

And you still shouldn't drive while high on either

"That same study found that drivers with a blood alcohol level of .08, the legal limit in most states, were 293% more likely to be involved in a crash" well aint that something

Hold out a taco bell taco and time their reaction

Yeah it’s really not a contest of who’s worse, just don’t drive under the influence of anything.

Congrats Michigan!! The organization backing the effort to legalize marijuana in MI will deliver 360k signatures to the Board of Canvassers TODAY. That is more than 100k+ signatures than needed to make the ballot! If passed, MJ tax revenue will fund veterans, schools & infrastructure projects!

Congrats Michigan!! The organization backing the effort to legalize marijuana in MI will deliver ...

I’m hopeful for tax revenue funding Flints Water Crisis more than anything else

If you are in Michigan and are interested in volunteering or otherwise supporting this ballot initiative, the Coalition to regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol website is where you need to go.

Yes! And then our roads, holy fuck our roads suck

Hype! If it passes I will finally be within reasonable driving distance of a legal state!

I lost my smoking buddy.

I lost my smoking buddy.

Since last summer, every morning there was a cat sleeping on the couch in my garden. Since I collect missing cat posters, I found out his name: Skittel

So the last few weeks Skittel was hanging more and more, just chilling on the couch. He would just sit there a big part of the day, and I would join him whenever I could. That's how he became my smoking buddy. You know, we'd just sit and I'd pet him. In the beginning he didn't even liked to be touched, and now he would even come sit on my lap. I felt a connection.

Since it's getting quite cold here in the Netherlands, my outside smoking sessions don't take longer than needed. So I continue my session inside, on the warm comfy couch. But I kinda felt sorry for leaving Skittel outside, so I really wanted him to come inside as well. This took some time to build up as well.

Here you see Skittel and me watching planet earth.

So since about a week ago there is no sign of Skittel, first I thought I did something wrong. The last few days I thought that he might have died. But yesterday I saw him walking in the street! Just 100 meters from my house. I was like 'Yoooo Skittel!', but he completely ignored me.. Don't know why, but yeah, I guess I lost my smoking buddy :(

Edit: Here is the missing poster. When I first saw Skittel I called to let them know I found him, but he was already found. I didn't know since the poster is still hanging in my toilet.

Maybe he's been waiting the whole time for you to pass the joint but realised it isn't going to happen

He's a cat bro. Feed him

That must be it

My cat hates veggies. If you buy some canned tuna or chicken, every cat in your neighborhood will be your friend haha

I made a dope ass rolling tray.

I made a dope ass rolling tray.

Oh shit that’s sick. Can I buy it? Or can you make me one to buy?

EDIT: no rules for me linking to his shop. I dig his shit.

Besides the mods are bundles of sticks anyway.

Yes I sell them, but I was previously banned for linking to my shop. So....pm me if interested and I can send you the link. I like /sub/trees enough that I don’t want to feel the wrath of the ban hammer...again.

Edit: I did not do that^ he asked I gave....please don’t ban me again! I love it here. Dude don’t poke the bears.

Hey can you send me a link? Do you do custom design?

No. I smoke my weed.

The petition to legalize cannabis in Germany expires on Nov. 24. You don't need to be German to sign it. It's 20,000 votes short of reaching the threshold! Sign it today! (link in comments)

The petition to legalize cannabis in Germany expires on Nov. 24. You don't need to be German to sign it. It's 20,000 votes short of reaching the threshold! Sign it today! (link in comments)

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/content/petitionen/_2017/_09/_25/Petition_73900.html

And here is a link to /u/tobimensch's handy guide for navigating the German language for the petition in case it gets buried (thanks!)

Step by step guide

Click "Petition mitzeichnen" = "Sign petition" Click "Ich bin neu hier" = "I'm new here" Fill out "E-Mail Adresse" = "E-Mail address" Fill out "Passwort" = "Password" The password must have at least 8 characters. The password must contain at least one lower case letter and one capital letter. The password must contain at least one digit or special character (one of: 012456789_#@*+?!-$). Fill out "Passwort wiederholen" = "Repeat password" Select "Anrede" "Herr/Frau" = "Salutation" "Mr/Miss" Fill out "Vorname" = "First name" Fill out "Nachname" = "Last name" Fill out "Straße, Hausnr." = "Street name and house number" Fill out "PLZ" = "Postal code" Fill out "Ort" = "City" Fill out "Land" = "Country" Click both checkboxes under "Telefon" to agree with the data privacy terms and the terms of use Leave the radio box on the bottom as is, so that you remain anonymous. If you choose the other radio box, your name will be public. So just don't change it, if you don't want your name to appear on the list. Click on "Jetzt registrieren und mitzeichnen" = "Register now and sign the petition" Wait for an email. Check your spam folder, too (thanks @Bionic_Yeti). Click the link in the email to activate the newly created account. This is NECESSARY to make it count. Opening the link in the email seems to work on the desktop, however there seem to be problems doing it on mobile devices. If you have that problem, retry it with a desktop browser.

Thank you all!

I would but I don't know a word of German so don't know wtf I'm doing

Dude thank you so much.

Damn I want to sign it but that seems like a lot of work for me atm. (8)

Made this at work a while back, thought you guys might enjoy it.

Made this at work a while back, thought you guys might enjoy it.

That's dope. You should open up an Etsy shop and sell it as like a grinder coin or something.

Yooo that's a good idea.

love me some highdeas.

I'll give you 25¢ for it

The lethal side effects of smoking Marihuana

The lethal side effects of smoking Marihuana

Holy Fuck is that a wilberry poptart. I haven't seen those in years!

BROWN. SUGAR. CINNAMON.

S’mores pop tarts ftw

the best classic poptart. Some of the new flavors are insane though.

Why have I never seen this emoji on this sub 🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫

Why have I never seen this emoji on this sub 🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫

Zoom a bit [5] 🇳🇫

It's the flag of our people now 🇳🇫

It's just NF. I gotchu mang.

It just comes up as a blank box for me :(

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Try one of these subthreads