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what the fuc is going on in this picture man...

This is his brother making a dab rig.

He is not really blowing glass in a pool right

I doubt I could eat a sandwhich sitting in a pool chair let alone glassblow a dab rig

better safe than sorry

Good habit to be into before leaving the house.

Also brush your teeth right after smoking, feels way better.

One time I called my boss to ask her if I left my phone at work.

I used my cellphone to call her. The cell phone I had in front of me the whole time.

This is why I always keep gum, eye drops, and hand sanitizer in my car. The trifecta of stealth stoning.

And we made it threw the week.

threw the week

threw

Am I a dickhead for cringing at those hashtags? I thought that was the whole point of the picture until I read the comments..

Every day alive is a special day ;)

But where did he throw it to?

I'm just waiting for someone to tell you you're going to die if you smoke out of that

Something something "using those metal pieces is bad because they're coated in X chemical". But fuck it, that thing's impressive either way. Replace the bowl with a glass one and you're golden.

"Safety Meetings" can be held almost anywhere the boss isn't looking.

Most sockets are safe to smoke out of

You know this is quite relatable. I am currently on day three of a break for financial reasons (I have college to pay for and my phone broke :/) and have been using weed to make up for my dissatisfaction with life for a while. I think after the break I am going to try to be an occasional (like 2-3 times a week) user but I like weed so much it might just have to be all or nothing. After spending some time on /sub/leaves they really make it out to be a bad habit and I can kind of see their point. On the other hand, life was jsut fine as an everyday smoker.

Maybe /sub/petioles would be for you. It isn't about completely quitting cannabis forever. It's all about moderation and regulated consumption. Great advice in a solid subreddit

I think some stoners use weed in place of anxiety or depression meds so I can understand this to a certain extent.

What is this without weed you speak of?

RiP charzard

I member

Now OP, I'm going to ask you a simple question, and I want an honest answer.

Is that Charizard's penis?

Only 90s kids remember Charzard

Can you imagine being so bored with your life that you just watch a tree, waiting for someone to appear and light up so that you can attempt to ruin their life over a plant?

There is a woman in my neighborhood that stands in her yard all day watching for moles, which she then kills with a pointy stick. This happens at least 5 days a week.

Lol I'd go out there with a glass pipe and smoke tobacco out of it and have nothing incriminating on me for the next few days and have the police show up.... It will be like the boy who cried wolf next phone call.

No not really, moles are screwing up her yard. Dude smoking weed in the forest aint hurting no one.

I know of that place! Difficult to get there on foot, but worth it for total seclusion.

"Seclusion." You know you're not alone out there, right?

So that's why he went by "Buzz" Aldrin...

This is actually a dream for me. Whether I accomplish it or not we will see in the future (pls science)

That looks pretty dank for home-grown, how'd you do it?

Cobs 🙌

Ah, some good ol' corn on the cob.

Edit: I was pretty high last night and alone. I'm glad 200+ people enjoyed my humor!

I'd love cheaper weed and we will eventually get it, legalization of course will reduce prices as the supply increases. Yet for the Cannabis market to succeed it needs to stabilize as any agricultural market is doom to a bunch of externalities that make it a volatile.

Well your partner may not know you're high, but I'm sure he recognized the connection between the dank smell of weed and awesome belly rubs. Dogs are smart that way.

Pavlov's danks

Bitches love it when you're high, haha get it... Cause a dog.. And a....... I'll just see myself out

Lol. My gf used to hurry up and lie down in my lap after I smoked because I would massage the hell out of her head.