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The petition to legalize cannabis in Germany expires on Nov. 24. You don't need to be German to sign it. It's 20,000 votes short of reaching the threshold! Sign it today! (link in comments)

The petition to legalize cannabis in Germany expires on Nov. 24. You don't need to be German to sign it. It's 20,000 votes short of reaching the threshold! Sign it today! (link in comments)

https://epetitionen.bundestag.de/content/petitionen/_2017/_09/_25/Petition_73900.html

And here is a link to /u/tobimensch's handy guide for navigating the German language for the petition in case it gets buried (thanks!)

I would but I don't know a word of German so don't know wtf I'm doing

Step by step guide

Click "Petition mitzeichnen" = "Sign petition" Click "Ich bin neu hier" = "I'm new here" Fill out "E-Mail Adresse" = "E-Mail address" Fill out "Passwort" = "Password" The password must have at least 8 characters. The password must contain at least one lower case letter and one capital letter. The password must contain at least one digit or special character (one of: 012456789_#@*+?!-$). Fill out "Passwort wiederholen" = "Repeat password" Select "Anrede" "Herr/Frau" = "Salutation" "Mr/Miss" Fill out "Vorname" = "First name" Fill out "Nachname" = "Last name" Fill out "Straße, Hausnr." = "Street name and house number" Fill out "PLZ" = "Postal code" Fill out "Ort" = "City" Fill out "Land" = "Country" Click both checkboxes under "Telefon" to agree with the data privacy terms and the terms of use Leave the radio box on the bottom as is, so that you remain anonymous. If you choose the other radio box, your name will be public. So just don't change it, if you don't want your name to appear on the list. Click on "Jetzt registrieren und mitzeichnen" = "Register now and sign the petition" Wait for an email Click the link in the email to activate the newly created account. This is NECESSARY to make it count. B) Opening the link in the email seems to work on the desktop, however there seem to be problems doing it on mobile devices. If you have that problem, retry it with a desktop browser.

Thank you all!

You should writeup a handy guide for non german speaking/reading folks. Google translate does work but the website is cancer on mobile.

Ich mag Unkraut rauchen

Made this at work a while back, thought you guys might enjoy it.

Made this at work a while back, thought you guys might enjoy it.

Oh my god this is fucking great!

How do I do that to a quarter?

Dude

Does it work in soda machines?

The lethal side effects of smoking Marihuana

The lethal side effects of smoking Marihuana

Holy Fuck is that a wilberry poptart. I haven't seen those in years!

BROWN. SUGAR. CINNAMON.

S’mores pop tarts ftw

the best classic poptart. Some of the new flavors are insane though.

Why have I never seen this emoji on this sub 🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫

Why have I never seen this emoji on this sub 🇳🇫🇳🇫🇳🇫

Zoom a bit [5] 🇳🇫

It's the flag of our people now 🇳🇫

It's just NF. I gotchu mang.

It just comes up as a blank box for me :(

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Rainbow Blunt Silicone Bubbler Bong - would you recommend to buy?

Rainbow Blunt Silicone Bubbler Bong - would you recommend to buy?

Nah I own one they get exactly the same level of nasty as a glass piece except they're extremely easy to clean because your not always worrying about breaking it

Yeah that looks cool

I think thats kinda cool, but make sure you keep it clean. I can see that thing getting so dirty it could make you sick.

No

Zero shame here [7}

Zero shame here [7}

The other day, I packed a big ass bowl. I wanted to rip it all in one, so I did. Halfway through I realized "oh fuck, this is going to decimate me", but powered through. Why leave a bowl with half burnt weed, when I can rip it in one?

Here's the mistake. I was sick, and didn't go to the bathroom yet that day. So, low and behold, I coughed and sharted myself.

So what did I do? Changed and ripped another. I'm not gonna end my sesh on a shart haha

Update: Will send shitty drawers to The Nobel Prize Committee for consideration

This story is beautiful and inspiring, OP <3

"Never end a sesh on a shart."

Put it on a t-shirt.

Glad my pooperfic story could help you out <3

OP is an inspiration to us all!

Chemo 12/12 complete. Thank's, Frients. Thanks Reddit.

Chemo 12/12 complete. Thank's, Frients. Thanks Reddit.

as of today. chemotherapy 12 of 12, is complete. pending a scan in 6-8 weeks, that shit is DEAD. 6 months ago i was a mess, dudes. throughout my chemotherapy, moving from cali to washington, and the bullshit insurance dance i had to play... -/trees has been a fortress of solitude. i didnt take any medications, you see. i medicated with flower, flower that i grew, a full year before my diagnosis. the love and support has been strong, on many sides... MANY SIDES. every day. i surf trees. y'all make me smile, and moreover, help me to a better place. one i can smile and laugh in. a place where i am optimistic and anxious to see the future. imma do some good.

as of today. "i killed the cancer. its dead" is my mindset. such is the reality i choose to create, Frients. You were a part of that. Now that i've killed this thing that came to take the heart of me. im going to rebuild. get strong... Eventually, Imma go get me an "Arrest me" Red Porsche 911, and a Ginger (edit: think Yegritte from game of thrones) to match. and then? the world is just a big ol' juicy t-bone atm, isnt it?

Cheers!

edit : Think Yegritte.

Fuck yes dude

Dude I'm so fucking happy for you! Congrats to you homie!

[10] took me a solid minute to pronounce your name. that middleword 0_0

Dude. Fuck yeah. Here’s a bowl to you!

Friend: You can't smoke more than 30 joints in a day Me:

Friend: You can't smoke more than 30 joints in a day Me:

Friend: got that loud, 2 hits on this stinky and you're out

Me: this nigga

I mean, are we talking 24 hours? Back to back? Hoe big the joints? What are the rules here? Cause I'd smoke 30 joints in a day no problem depending on how this is set up lol.

I don't think someone can stay awake for 24 hours while also smoking a joint every 1-2 hours.

If we take a 15 hour day that would mean smoking 2 joints an hour. It takes me about 15 min to roll and smoke a J so I'd spend 30 min out of every hour smoking or rolling meaning that out of those 15 hours I would actively be rolling or smoking 7.5 of them. I don't think I could do that TBH.

I saw the first bit of your comment in my notifications and thought: what the hell, this guy doesn't think you can stay up for 24 hours??

Also I was being facetious on purpose lol. That said, 15 hours is a reasonable "day" to me from getting up to bed. I'm looking at your math and that seems reasonable but on the long end. Roll to smoke I think it'd take me 10 mins or so? If we assume 2 joints an hour (+1 extra somewhere) at 0.5g a joint, I think I could handle that. I'd be ridiculously baked but I think it'd be doable, as long as you don't get a panic attack. Joints have never packed the same kind of punch as any other form of smoking. My current max is 4 of us rolling 4 joints apeice and hotboxing a bathroom. We were nicely baked, joints were shared, probably 0.3-0.5 in each. I'm sure all of us could've gone a lot more, but none of us want to cough up the weed to roll that many Js.

Depends on quality of your weed too. If it was some crappy shit, I'm confident I could hit 30+ in a day. Good weed? It's possible but I couldn't say for sure. If you wanna roll me 30 I'll gladly do it for science.....

Ice vape bong rips

Ice vape bong rips

+1 for Jurassic Park.

I hate cleaning glass so I just put a bunch of stickers and pretend everything is fine

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You’d be surprised by how well it works. It feels like a full bong rip.

Bag seed grow

Bag seed grow

Hi. I have a few mystery bag seeds and I was thinking about growing them. The thing is, I havent the slightest clue lmao. So any step by step and helpful hints are welcome. Thanks :) (3}

This sub is awesome, I grew a bagseed and she is beautiful, 1 week into flower today! Also go to growweedeasy.com, they have everything you need for almost every question, that and the support of /sub/microgrowery you got this!

/sub/microgrowery

Just know a rando bag seed can be as good as a true genetics plant, just have to take care of it =) Good luck on your grow

NP!

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