Someone apparently needs lots and lots of attention.
florida's really gunning for the "worse than mississippi" award
Well those flags aren't American either.
The best part is the Cruze isn't even an American made car.
edit: Ok so now it's made in America. It was a Daewoo. It's assembled in Lordstown, South Korea, and Mexico, but every engine is foreign.
I think there is a common belief that morons having a child together is the spark that will encourage them to get their life together. Like planting seeds into a trashy dump will somehow make a green productive field.
I've worked a few landfill jobs where the landfill was covered and turned into a pretty field or park. It's way easier than raising a kid.
Baby daddy is a term used by people that make poor life choices
I'm glad my baby's momma calls me her "husband"
It keeps the babies small so delivery is easier.
I thought it was going to be nurses off work, but no.
I bet they're having a conversation about how the doctor needs to stop complaining about smoking during pregnancy because "all my other kids are fine".
It's almost like they're addicted or something!
Having been banned from both Smackbook and JunkieReviews Joe had to take matters into his own hands.
This is a heads up for the heroin users that struggle with diabetes
..keepin' the streets respectable for the community conscious junk dealers (mostly because dead junkies stop buying from everyone).
I wonder what the fight was over lmao
My entire town is covered in tumble weaves.
Relevant: 2 friends helping to remove the snakes from each other's hair:
I thought it would be a huge turd & am kinda disappointed it isn't.
He looks like the villain in an eighties-era teen comedy.
He's clearly kind of a shitty human for being a dick to his neighbors at 4 am, but I totally laughed.
This is the kind of guy I would have loved partying with. Sounds hilarious.
What a good way to overload the balcony and fall to your death.
What the fuck. If the balcony is 3 meters long, 1.2 meters wide, and the water level is 0.4 meter, then it's 1.44 tons of water.
I said "That..." out loud but you finished my sentence more or less.
That's a couple of tons of water there. I can't tell quite how high it is but assuming 50cm tall, 1.5 metres across and 2.5 metres length, it's ... well yeah, 1.875 tons.
.45 from the parking lot.
Edit: hey thanks for the gold!
From years of experience with addicts...
You have to give people a hard NO. You can't say "we'll see" or anything else they hear as a maybe.
Its like she's trying to speak, I can sense it
Another fancy method is not telling the drug addict you have drugs, like that's just common fucking sense...
What is her first language?
Does it say"Janeles Dick", and if so, shouldn't there be an apostrophe to show possession?
Thought it said "Fameless Dick". :/
Again with the lack of proper punctuation! How does this keep happening?
Something something common core something
He's lucky he didn't million dollar baby himself on that chair.
Nothing funnier than traumatizing children!
It amazes me how many people don't know that a single, seemingly small bump to the head can cause death. Sit down before you taser yourself, morons.