Trashy trashy

Found driving in Wal-Mart parking lot blaring the Dukes of Hazard theme over its PA system. Never even parked. Just drove in circles.

Found driving in Wal-Mart parking lot blaring the Dukes of Hazard theme over its PA system. Never even parked. Just drove in circles.

Someone apparently needs lots and lots of attention.

florida's really gunning for the "worse than mississippi" award

Well those flags aren't American either.

The best part is the Cruze isn't even an American made car.

edit: Ok so now it's made in America. It was a Daewoo. It's assembled in Lordstown, South Korea, and Mexico, but every engine is foreign.

Jeremy gives it to ya straight

Jeremy gives it to ya straight

I think there is a common belief that morons having a child together is the spark that will encourage them to get their life together. Like planting seeds into a trashy dump will somehow make a green productive field.

I've worked a few landfill jobs where the landfill was covered and turned into a pretty field or park. It's way easier than raising a kid.

Baby daddy is a term used by people that make poor life choices

I'm glad my baby's momma calls me her "husband"

Smoke Break at the Hospital

Smoke Break at the Hospital

It keeps the babies small so delivery is easier.

I thought it was going to be nurses off work, but no.

I bet they're having a conversation about how the doctor needs to stop complaining about smoking during pregnancy because "all my other kids are fine".

It's almost like they're addicted or something!

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On a corner in Tucson, Arizona

On a corner in Tucson, Arizona

Having been banned from both Smackbook and JunkieReviews Joe had to take matters into his own hands.

UrbanHotSpoon

This is a heads up for the heroin users that struggle with diabetes

..keepin' the streets respectable for the community conscious junk dealers (mostly because dead junkies stop buying from everyone).

Thought this was a snake, then I remembered I was at Walmart

Thought this was a snake, then I remembered I was at Walmart

I wonder what the fight was over lmao

My entire town is covered in tumble weaves.

Relevant: 2 friends helping to remove the snakes from each other's hair:

I thought it would be a huge turd & am kinda disappointed it isn't.

Guy Shoots Fireworks at 4AM and Responds to Police with a Blunt in His Mouth. X-Post SouthPark

Guy Shoots Fireworks at 4AM and Responds to Police with a Blunt in His Mouth. X-Post SouthPark

He looks like the villain in an eighties-era teen comedy.

He's clearly kind of a shitty human for being a dick to his neighbors at 4 am, but I totally laughed.

This is the kind of guy I would have loved partying with. Sounds hilarious.

Stan-darsh

Trashy ingenuity

Trashy ingenuity

What a good way to overload the balcony and fall to your death.

What the fuck. If the balcony is 3 meters long, 1.2 meters wide, and the water level is 0.4 meter, then it's 1.44 tons of water.

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I said "That..." out loud but you finished my sentence more or less.

That's a couple of tons of water there. I can't tell quite how high it is but assuming 50cm tall, 1.5 metres across and 2.5 metres length, it's ... well yeah, 1.875 tons.

.45 from the parking lot.

Edit: hey thanks for the gold!

Decided to tell my sister that I'm home after spending a week in the hospital for appendicitis. Nice to know she cares about my well being.

Decided to tell my sister that I'm home after spending a week in the hospital for appendicitis. Nice to know she cares about my well being.

From years of experience with addicts...

You have to give people a hard NO. You can't say "we'll see" or anything else they hear as a maybe.

Its like she's trying to speak, I can sense it

Another fancy method is not telling the drug addict you have drugs, like that's just common fucking sense...

What is her first language?

This is what true love looks like

This is what true love looks like

Does it say"Janeles Dick", and if so, shouldn't there be an apostrophe to show possession?

Thought it said "Fameless Dick". :/

Again with the lack of proper punctuation! How does this keep happening?

Something something common core something

I think ill taser myself in front of my daughter

He's lucky he didn't million dollar baby himself on that chair.

Nothing funnier than traumatizing children!

— DaddyOFive

It amazes me how many people don't know that a single, seemingly small bump to the head can cause death. Sit down before you taser yourself, morons.

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