Jeopardy "questions" should not begin with "What".
I can't begin to explain how deeply this irritated me. Ruined my week honestly.
No name puns? Check. No unwanted Netflix and chill solicitation? Check. No want sum fuk? Check. Can confirm: This guy fucks!
Instant credibility loss. Alex Trebek is f'ing pissed right now.
You better boink her friend and update us with the following texts from your sister
Wth you have 150 unread texts
Out of your league maybe, but she swiped right definitely. I say play ball!
ayyy man thats depressing ... maybe that's just how she ghosts people
make her scream oh god while he continues to ignore her
If she has less than 9 months to live, no need for a condom
That picture is not a heavily filtered closeup of his face with a cute bunny nose sticker or flower halo.
You'll never get a match if you rule out butt stuff on the first date. Everyone knows chicks just want to get guys into bed because of our manly buttholes.
He's missing the starsigns
Also this needs to be in a bulleted list
Mention something about pizza.
Also something about being a child of Jesus
Also mention the part where your friend signed you up for Tinder
Edit: 1k upvotes! You guys, it's too much.
He doesnt even need to get laid since thats all he does anyways
"I just need someone to turn me on instead of switching me off"
Malaysian tinder game is strong apparently.
Wish I could meet her. I'm half deaf too. We would have a great conversation:
Her: "What?" Me: "What?"
Edit: Wow my most upvoted comment due to my disability! Also I didn't realize how many of us there are! Unite half deaf people!
Can't believe she is 29, looks more like 19, damn girl
This. I'm 49 and people swear I look 48. Cocoa butter is the truth.
I'm 29 and most people guess my age to be 23-24, I figure it's the age just before things start to go downhill really fast...
Hit you up first, check
Still into you despite your weird food fetish, check
Probably should get at that OP.
As much as I wish I could shoot lasers from my penis, we matched a month ago and I never messaged her. She messaged me last night and I responded.
He took a month to answer as well and she still replied!
How magical is your cock OP?
YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN ME
"No but I'll toss your salad"
He rapes, but he saves. He saves more than he rapes. But he still rapes.
I do because I'm dank. He just got a graduate degree from MIT so he is probably too busy with nerd stuff like reading or learning.
Put it in a large bowl, maybe put in some dressing and other toppings, then throw it repeatedly in the air without spilling it until the contents evenly mix and are coated lightly with the dressing.
Good response to her red flag. She demands qualities she likely doesn't possess herself.
"Treat me like a princess so I can treat you like my servant"
She has placed a monetary value on the pleasure of her company. We have a name for that.
The first red flag was the dog nose filter.
I make a good income by North Korean standards
This whole fucking subreddit in a nutshell
Comment that asks. "Well?? Did you smash?"
Comment criticising Catie's profile picture by expanding the image 600% to see the thumbnail better.
comment that asks you if you followed the two rules
Comment that is not op and responds ,,yep, he definitely smashed that"