Tinder tinder

I've never been unmatched faster in my life.

I've never been unmatched faster in my life.

I can never tell what this sub is supposed to be about cause the comments are always 50/50 on whether OP is funny or a dick pretty much no matter what they write.

But why... did you learn nothing?

He did it for the lols

trolling on tinder for reddit karma lulz what a life man, what a life!

I didn't cut out her name or picture because I want to support local businesses.

I didn't cut out her name or picture because I want to support local businesses.

52 weeks in a year, not 48. Seems like you went to the Mayweather School of Math.

Your math checks out according to every HR person I have worked with during salary negotiations.

Any cougars or jaguars out there who are willing to do the same rate: let me know.

$96,000 of spending money, did she come from the Mayweather School of Money Management?

Leonardo Da Vinci

Leonardo Da Vinci

Second pun was a lot better. Well done.

She doesn't seem to have heard a lot of clever things in her life then.

OP is also named Alyssa

or, you know, punctuation helps

I had to read through it several times before I understood the first pun.

The second one was surprisingly smooth though.

Problems logging in

Problems logging in

Anyone else keep getting booted out like I am right now? Was using app fine just half our ago. Rebooted phone, did a fresh install, still same issue 🤔

THE WORLD IS ENDING

Mine logged me out and then deleted all of my matches when I logged back in :/

anybody else able to log in but unable to see their matches?

RIP

Edit: well screw me tinder is stuck on "loading your matches..."

Can't log in?

Can't log in?

So I was on tinder this morning and last night and everything was fine. Had a couple new matches but I hadn't messaged any of them (or anyone for that matter) for days, possibly weeks.

I opened the app 5 minutes ago and it took me to the 'login with facebook/login with phone number' screen. I hit 'login with facebook' (because I have a new number and I don't think my phone was connected to it anyway) and instead of logging me in like it usually does, it gave me an 'Oops! Something went wrong' error message, no error code or anything. Tried it a few more times and it kept giving the same message.

Any ideas?

Same issue, must be a problem on their side.

Damn. Well glad it's not just me, I've heard horror stories of friends being banned for (apparently) doing nothing.

Same here, sure it'll be fixed soon

Dunno, not an iphone user, but I see you can get CCleaner for iphone; it'll do the trick. I use it on my droid regularly.

I need some major help here, I promise to post followup!

I need some major help here, I promise to post followup!

By her rules, whether this post is popular or not it still counts.

If I repost do I get sloppy seconds?

Am I being a wingman by upvoting this?

No updates so far guys! I'll keep you posted...

Edit: I'm off to bed, will update in the morning.

It's a sandwich shop in Temecula.

It's a sandwich shop in Temecula.

That's too much, man!

Read the title m8

but... OP is giving the #

Hey, I'm from Hemet! I freaked when I saw the 951. Lmao. Did you go get a sandwich at least?

I masturbate ferociously

I masturbate ferociously

"I know some things." Better than Jon Snow, worse than Tyrion Lannister

you know my story not my face

Normie

no face no story

Standard fucc boi asked to play 20 ?s, and I got to have some fun with it ;)

Standard fucc boi asked to play 20 ?s, and I got to have some fun with it ;)

Since when were eyes a personality trait

since I fucked your mom in the ass

So uhhhhh.... You into pegging then?

Just asking for a friend...

peg me mommy

I have Chlamydia...

I have Chlamydia...

I like her

Holy shit I matched the same girl, things went sour quickly best of luck OP!

Holy shit I matched the same girl, best of luck OP!

If Beverly hills 90210, that 70s show and other teeny sitcoms are anything to go by, this is a love-hate match made in heaven

Yeah, id risk getting chlamydia by letting her sit on my face

Try one of these subthreads