tinder

Kindly screw off

Kindly screw off

She'll still get more matches than anyone here could even imagine.

"hey Paw, is it wrong to date ma sister?"

Why ya gotta make me sad, hmm?

Upfront and honest what’s wrong with that.

Her bio was “order me pizza, see what happens” .....(third time posting, first I missed her name up top, then below the picture, now hopefully it’s all blacked)

Her bio was “order me pizza, see what happens” .....(third time posting, first I missed her name up top, then below the picture, now hopefully it’s all blacked)

Might

I would suggest a pizza in the park date. Don't be buying strumpets pizza

Tell me you have enough domino rewards for a free pizza?!??!

"Might" is the operative word...

Thats a pretty cheap BJ.

I'm definitely not doing this right.

I'm definitely not doing this right.

She never said she was good at her job

Update: just looked for our conversation, she unmatched me.

If she doesn’t find that funny, she’s the one doing tinder wrong

If a woman is smart and ambitious she instantly becomes like 10 times as attractive to me.

My profile says I can say the alphabet backwards

My profile says I can say the alphabet backwards

Always have to sacrifice yourself for those sweet internet points

Served it up, went for the spike, faceplanted the ground

5/7 effort

Karma before hoes

RIP OP. You died so we can have sweet memes. We salute you.

When jesus is life

When jesus is life

What a coincidence! My left leg has Old Testament tattooed on it and my right leg has New Testament tattooed on it! Do you happen to speak in tongues, because I take bible study very seriously.

Why open the Bible when you can open your legs?

Brb, downloading the app

Why can't I meet a nice girl like that

Bio said she worked for Delta...

Bio said she worked for Delta...

"I gotta go, follow my instagram and we can continue talking!"

She doesn't deserve you OP.

Yep. Brutal every time.

Does this happen?

Rate my profile

Rate my profile

That anthem tho

‘every breath you take, every move you make, every sound you make I’ll be watching you’ 😂😂😂

Oh hi Mark

The anthem took it from boring to great

We all know she’s right...

We all know she’s right...

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!

(upvotes)

FUCK!!
Now she has your username.

it’s ok. i have nothing to hide. 😁

I mean, Shes not wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Jesus has committed the sin of not swiping right!

Jesus has committed the sin of not swiping right!

The water to wine detail is a deal sealer.

I actually know this guy. Really nice guy. He hates the amount of fame he got from this, and he really didn't get many dates out of it!

It was the family size Swedish fish for me. If he's going family size you know he's got some nice cash flow coming in, I'd wager at least 20 pieces of silver

Actually you were nailed twice, one in each hand.

When given a second chance...

When given a second chance...

I knew exactly where this was going but I still read the whole thing. A+

Here's a version that's actually legible: https://www.reddit.com/sub/Tinder/comments/710qxp/ive_never_been_unmatched_faster_in_my_life/

I've been on /sub/tinder long enough to know where that was headed.

Ah... General Reposti

Try one of these subthreads