She'll still get more matches than anyone here could even imagine.
"hey Paw, is it wrong to date ma sister?"
Why ya gotta make me sad, hmm?
Upfront and honest what’s wrong with that.
I would suggest a pizza in the park date. Don't be buying strumpets pizza
Tell me you have enough domino rewards for a free pizza?!??!
"Might" is the operative word...
Thats a pretty cheap BJ.
She never said she was good at her job
Update: just looked for our conversation, she unmatched me.
If she doesn’t find that funny, she’s the one doing tinder wrong
If a woman is smart and ambitious she instantly becomes like 10 times as attractive to me.
Always have to sacrifice yourself for those sweet internet points
Served it up, went for the spike, faceplanted the ground
Karma before hoes
RIP OP. You died so we can have sweet memes. We salute you.
What a coincidence! My left leg has Old Testament tattooed on it and my right leg has New Testament tattooed on it! Do you happen to speak in tongues, because I take bible study very seriously.
Why open the Bible when you can open your legs?
Brb, downloading the app
Why can't I meet a nice girl like that
"I gotta go, follow my instagram and we can continue talking!"
She doesn't deserve you OP.
Yep. Brutal every time.
Does this happen?
That anthem tho
‘every breath you take, every move you make, every sound you make I’ll be watching you’ 😂😂😂
Oh hi Mark
The anthem took it from boring to great
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
it’s ok. i have nothing to hide. 😁
I mean, Shes not wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The water to wine detail is a deal sealer.
I actually know this guy. Really nice guy. He hates the amount of fame he got from this, and he really didn't get many dates out of it!
It was the family size Swedish fish for me. If he's going family size you know he's got some nice cash flow coming in, I'd wager at least 20 pieces of silver
Actually you were nailed twice, one in each hand.
I knew exactly where this was going but I still read the whole thing. A+
Here's a version that's actually legible: https://www.reddit.com/sub/Tinder/comments/710qxp/ive_never_been_unmatched_faster_in_my_life/
I've been on /sub/tinder long enough to know where that was headed.
Ah... General Reposti