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In dog beers, he’s only had one

In dog beers, he’s only had one

When I was young one of our dogs had an ovarian tumor. Vet gave us options and basically surgery was out of the question and that she had like a year to live.

Started crying.

Big bro comes and tells me, don't worry lil buddy.That's a long time in dog years. She has 7 more dog years to live.

Stopped crying.

For anyone wondering, this breed of dog is called a booze hound.

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Started crying.

Don't give doggos beer. Hops are somewhat toxic to dogs and can make them sick or cause death in extreme cases.



It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!


So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Catnip for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

Because she's worth it.

Looks like i'm the embodiment of love now...

Looks like i'm the embodiment of love now...
Luckily Frankie is a pretty easy-going kitten.  Although, he was about done with hugs at this moment.

Luckily Frankie is a pretty easy-going kitten. Although, he was about done with hugs at

I had a few impatient cats as a child. Been scratched up more than once. Glad this kitty is nice to her smol humans.

The kitty looks mildly annoyed but not completely unhappy about the matter.

When you swap the wife for the dog

my nam is dog

an wen i ride

i stay rite ther

at ur left side

u go real fas

i sit real stil

but am no scare

i lik the thril

Dog is my copilot

I love how the car just sinks out of view

My dog is here

Right in my car

He ride wit me

Both ner an far

I like to keep him

Full an fed

We go to store

And by de bred



Yes. This visually represents exactly what it’s like.

Yup, you basically lay on the floor while the role of motherhood sucks the lifeblood out of you. But hey, at least the kids are ok right?

For me it was the feeling of being 100% overwhelmed with how much I loved this tiny thing I made, combined with the overwhelming realization that I had absolutely no f’ing clue what I was doing. Still feel that way actually.

It looks like she's shouting, "Father, why have you forsaken me?"

Imma live in your fridge. Deal with it.

I keep my hot dogs refrigerated too

Now I am sad for snow dogs living in hot climates.

Husky still wants to go back to Antarctica

He is in a house where the owner is wearing a coat (or the very least a long sleeve shirt), he isnt in a hot climate. This is most likely a good temperature home. Huskies just pick the coldest spot even if the rest of the house is a good temp. The dog isnt panting. This dog is, at the very worse, in a average temperature (which huskies could withstand).

Mistakes were made


His face towards the end!!

I have been summoned.

He shifted from time to the cat dimension.

This duck couple hit the jackpot

This duck couple hit the jackpot

These two are the 'FUCKING KING AND QUEEN' of duck life!

PSA: Don't feed ducks bread, they love it but ducks who live off only bread will get severe malnutrition. If ducklings eat too much while growing up, the lack of essential nutrients will cause growth defects like abnormally short wings (called Angel Wings. Google it if you want to see some pretty sad pictures).

99% of the bread in this country is owned by 1% of the ducks.

Can confirm, ate nothing but bread sandwiches while growing up and my wings never developed at all.

Kitty found symbiosis with this shitty robot

When you're having the best dream and refuse to wake up no matter what - we've all been there.

Perpetual Boop Machine TM

i not depress'd so don't u fret i do not need to go see vet

i jus giv up do not care how to stop michine dis my life meow

I wish I could intentionally stay in a dream.

"I guess I'm the hero she needs but doesn't deserve..."

Why can't friends of opposite genders do nice things for each other without everyone thinking "friend zone"?

If she stood the fuck still it would be a lot easier

They can, but she doesn't appear impaired or holding anything. Frankly I wouldn't ask my best friend to do this and wouldn't let him if he tried. This isn't even friendzone, it's princess bullshit.

She's stumbling all over the place and it looks like they're at a festival or concert. I think it's a safe bet that she's impaired.

Try one of these subthreads