thisismylifenow

Become a massage therapist, they said. You'll get all the girls, they said.

Become a massage therapist, they said. You'll get all the girls, they said.
Become a massage therapist, they said. You'll get all the girls, they said.

I don't see the problem here

That's the face of the loneliest man at work.

It's not like he got into that job accidentally.

“Do you like my hat?”

“Do you like my hat?”

Look matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I’m seeing one now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Clever bird, any chance we could get a small top hat for the parrot?

This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

A ruff meal

lol awww that poor patient mama.

That is one patient mama..

I hope he eats like that throughout his lifetime because it's hilarious. But my GOD how painful that must be for poor, sweet mama!

"Ah, milk!! Milk, milk, milk, MILK!"

"Dis my spot"

“Ahhh it’s so comfy in here, I don’t want to leave...”

I guess I'm just gonna keep slidding then

Where Hamburger Sliders come from.

This is my life cow

This hurts my heart

Should have purchased the traction control package...

the cat is not out of the bag.

the cat is not out of the bag.

I used to do this with my cat all the time. It was one of our games. He goes into the bag, I pick it up and hang it on the door knob.

I require assistance.

Hello darkness my old friend

Someone stuffed their cat in a bag then hung it up and took a picture

They said kids would be nice

They said kids would be nice

Please get her a bigger box, the poor girl can't even lay down comfortably to feed her kids :(

Aww, Look at her eyes, Disney eyes.

"What have I done with my life?".

I have nipples Greg

"I can play too!"

That dog is a pro!

The dog is better than I ever will be...

All I wanted was some water...

All I wanted was some water...

/sub/catsareliquid

Little r. Always little r.
r/catsareliquid

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/sub/catsinwaterpackages

Oh my god it’s real

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