Too swole for cookies.
Please tell me that after he put it on the ground he did a push up over it to eat it.
When I was a kid I put those on my feet because I thought it would let me walk on water. I almost drowned. I was not a smart child.
Freshman. Swatting keeps the ball alive and often get it lost. Always catch
The ball is haunted.
The woman hits him how my mother hits me when I'm doing funny/stupid things
implying it's easy to catch if you're already drunk
A quality mountain bike wheel should EASILY be able to handle that with no problem. My guess is, that PD bought "Tactical" bikes branded with a Smith and Wesson sticker that were really no more than a Walmart grade "mountain bike".
The guy could probably ride that park no problem , the bike was the problem here.
I don't do bike tricks. Is it normal for the front tire to fail like that? I'd think on a cheap bike you may have lower quality wheels but on a 'service bike' that seems like something you'd want to rely on not happening!
thats what happens when you always take the lowest bid!
How embarrassing! Someone forgot to take the batteries out of this guy's fish shaped vibrator...
Damn energizer batteries
That poor delicious and healthy thing to eat is literally struggling for it's life.
That poor thing is literally struggling for it's life.
He's playing an acoustic set. Chill bro.
This is likely a variation of a trick I used to pull when doing live shows.
When working small live shows you get random friends and family members who come up to the sound board and demand that you turn up the volume so that their idiot on stage comes through better than all the other idiots on stage.
The proper version of this trick is to have empty channels on the board. You then move the slider on the empty channel and say that it's linked to the mic for the person they want to hear. 90% of the time the person demanding more sound goes away happy.
I'd even have tape at the bottom of the sliders and write in names and such on empty sliders if I knew I had parents in attendance.
The main difference is that my mixer was always plugged in and running.
You can tell that it is fake as Kim kardashian
There was an attempt to fake running into a pole.
Also to grow a mustache.
You can tell cause of the way that it is...
Fake or not. I went from impressed to full of laughter. I enjoyed this
Ah my wife's classic "fuck off" hand flick
Lives 240 miles away from.
Fake news! Was trying to grab the pussy.
If she flicks his hand away in public, I wonder what she does to get him away in private?
Don't go, girl. I kneed you.
Think twice before you talk, wouldn't want to slip up.
Nailed it!.....er, rather, nailed them!
This is very unsettling
that's not even the
The reason why aliens won't speak to us
The girl next to her was staring at her butt the WHOLE TIME
She literally licked her lips
Thanks for the mirror /u/help_me_destiny
That girl on the right is like:
I'd hit it....