the_mueller

I present you Simpsons Robert Mueller in all its glory

I present you Simpsons Robert Mueller in all its glory

Needs more jawline

Brave post from metacanada and t_d user.

We're you trying to sound impartial or did you know you were gonna be exposed the moment you posted?

It's basically /sub/the_dotard for Canadians, I just had a look, seems like the same lot of racists, sexists and generally bigoted individuals getting together to jerk each other off. Frankly I'm disappointed, I expected better of Canadians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCGFLhrMkk

The new Simpsons episode: . Enjoy.

Trump super PAC quietly launches new ad campaign targeting Special Counsel Robert Mueller

Trump super PAC quietly launches new ad campaign targeting Special Counsel Robert Mueller

The number of people lining up for indictments for obstruction of justice... Really hope Hannity in particular gets charged, and the Congressmen pushing it.

Fucking Tomi of course is the face of the advertisements. What is that girl's deal? She is the literal fucking worst.

She is the new hot blonde paid face for the right wing. They cycle through these faces every few years.

Ask yourself this: if he were investigating Hillary Clinton, would the GOP support him?

Roy Moore says America is a "source of evil" because of gay marriage and that he's "akin" to Putin. No, that's not a joke.

Roy Moore says America is a "source of evil" because of gay marriage and that he's "akin" to Puti...

Holy shit, he’s fluent in Russian.

Edit: to those saying this is not a crime or even related todays issues. That’s correct. My comment is only one of surprise. If I wanted evidence of him being a shitbag, I’d listen to what he said in English.

I went looking. This is not doctored. When asked, in English, what he would say to Putin if he met him, he responed on the fly in Russian "Hello, how are you today?"

He then goes on to explain that he has studied Russian at Westpoint. He goes on to say that is all he can say, as he nervously looks beside himself (literally), then rubs his ear. The man clearly fucked up trying to impress the journalist and realized it.

Straight from the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/09/roy-moore-praise-putin-russia-alabama

I have been saying there are too many reasons to believe this man is connected with Russia. No the least of which is Donald Trumps support of him despite the bad optics. Everything he does that looks absolutely terrible for no foreseeable reason is about Russia.

I can’t believe how diluted the right has become. Supporting a homophonic, pedophile because he calls himself a Christian and has a (-R) next to his name. It’s like a fucking cult.

Well he alrady said he thinks America was great during slavery. What else you expect?

Christmas comes early tomorrow boys!

Christmas comes early tomorrow boys!

Here's hoping for Mueller for real, next year.

As much as I hate to say it, yup... hopefully it’ll be real soon enough, albeit will be a different design I’m sure

I am glad it's a fake. Because it's should have an apostrophe. Lol

This is fake right?

Robert Mueller III, US Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran, Bronze Star and Purple Heart Recipient.

Robert Mueller III, US Marine Corps Vietnam Veteran, Bronze Star and Purple Heart Recipient.

Not just the Bronze star, but the Bronze Star with Valor. Meaning his bronze star can display a V device.

I knew that my Grandfather received the Bronze Star for actions during the battle of the bulge, but the records were destroyed in fire. We only recently found the award letter that awarded it to him for valor (he was a Chaplain, so the Valor award was surprising.)

It was explained to me by another Chaplain recently that the V device is extremely significant.

An admiral actually committed suicide when he learned that he'd been illegitimately wearing the combat V: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Michael_Boorda#Death

No one who was honored with the purple heart for their service "always wanted one". Some draft dodgers would never understand that though.

Mr. Robert S. Mueller. III, is inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame for distinguished and continued service to our country, and for dedicating his life and career to the values set forth in the ranger creed. Mr. Mueller enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps and completed a year as a Private before being selected for OCS. After his commissioning, Mr. Mueller served as a Rifle Platoon Commander with the Third Marine Division in Vietnam. During a fierce encounter, December 11th 1968, Second Lieutenant Mueller, “with complete disregard for his own safety, personally led a fire team across the fire-swept terrain to recover a mortally wounded marine who had failed forward of the friendly lines.” For this action, Lieutenant Mueller earned the Bronze Star for Valor. He later earned a Purple Heart leading a platoon in Vietnam with the 2nd Battalion of the 4th Marine Regiment. He returned to the United States and graduated from Ranger School, Class 2-69. More recently, Mr. Mueller directed the Federal Bureau of Investigation through the dramatic transformation required in the aftermath of the September 11th terrorist attacks. Mr. Mueller continues to transform the nation’s Premier Law Enforcement and Counterintelligence Agency into a 21st Century count-terrorism agency. His law enforcement acumen, coupled with his valiant efforts to protect our homeland, will ensure his legacy of fearlessly leading the way.

Unless Mueller is accused of killing unarmed Vietnamese, your comment is irrelevant.

Trump will lose it, if Mueller makes the Time cover

Trump will lose it, if Mueller makes the Time cover
Trump will lose it, if Mueller makes the Time cover

The Saudi crown Prince is romping the vote at the moment. That's some top level trolling from someone.

Regardless of Trump's tantrums, Mueller just plain deserves it. Whatever comes out of the investigation, he's undeniably a symbol of hope for a lot of America. An absurdly competent investigator and his crack team making sure the law is upheld, he's a strong symbol of justice in trying times where there's otherwise little hope that the righteous thing will happen. We now expect terrible people in power to get away scot-free, but in this case, he'll hold them to the same standard of law we all live under.

Direct link to the poll for anyone interested Edit: some important info. Today (December 4th) is the last day to cast your vote. Muller was the 25th person when I clicked through, there are 33 people total. Be careful not to keep clicking in the same location as the "yes" and "no" rows move up and down as you're voting. I accidentally cast a vote for someone whom I don't care for because of my own carelessness. I had issues in Chrome so I used another browser. The voting section looks like a flash video in the middle of the page.

There’s a poll! Vote for mueller!

The earth is 4.5 billion years old...

The earth is 4.5 billion years old...

Shit stained across the universe. What a time to live!


Seriously, though, I'm actually speaking from the heart.  It's like a poop and u know it's not from an animal.  Of course, there is this and we simply cannot look away:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/b4/14/3eb41448e0b2748be51e1d68f3a01c9e.png
The best part is when he sued Bill Maher for this and he was forced to bring his birth certificate into court to try and prove that Bill Maher may have been lying about his mother fucking an orangutan when he sued him for it.
The lawsuit was dropped soon after, and I don't think we'll ever know the truth.
https://www.reuters.com/article/entertainment-us-usa-trump-lawsuit/trump-withdraws-orangutan-lawsuit-against-comic-bill-maher-idUSBRE9310PL20130402       


Legal experts said Trump was unlikely to succeed in his lawsuit because Maher’s offer was obviously a joke, and courts rarely enforce verbal contracts that are clearly satirical in nature.
In an appearance on Fox News after the lawsuit was filed, Trump said he was convinced that Maher was not joking.
“That was venom,” he said. “That wasn’t a joke.”        


So... is that Trump admitting that his mother, in fact, fucked an orangutan?  Seems like an admission of guilt to me and many people are saying this is true.  The best people, believe me.

Seriously, though, I'm actually speaking from the heart. It's like a poop and u know it's not from an animal. Of course, there is this and we simply cannot look away: The best part is when he sued Bill Maher for this and he was forced to bring his birth certificate into court to try and prove that Bill Maher may have been lying about his mother fucking an orangutan when he sued him for it. The lawsuit was dropped soon after, and I don't think we'll ever know the truth. https://www.reuters.com/article/entertainment-us-usa-trump-lawsuit/trump-withdraws-orangutan-laws...

Legal experts said Trump was unlikely to succeed in his lawsuit because Maher’s offer was obviously a joke, and courts rarely enforce verbal contracts that are clearly satirical in nature. In an appearance on Fox News after the lawsuit was filed, Trump said he was convinced that Maher was not joking. “That was venom,” he said. “That wasn’t a joke.”

So... is that Trump admitting that his mother, in fact, fucked an orangutan? Seems like an admission of guilt to me and many people are saying this is true. The best people, believe me.

I mean...it's a good thing, but it's also pretty sad that we've come to this point.

Turnabout is fair play. The delusional Trump version is very confusing. I don't understand why people deify political figures but it's made all the more odd that they've deified the personification of a poop left by a homeless near a bush that they think people will think is a dog poop, but no, you look at it and you're like: I'm pretty sure that's a shit from a human.

So Trump just confessed that he knew Flynn lied to the FBI when he fired Comey in order to stop the investigation.

So Trump just confessed that he knew Flynn lied to the FBI when he fired Comey in order to stop t...

This is why Twitter can't suspend his account. He is one of Mueller's best informants.

The right is jumping through some tremendous hoops ('UGE) to call this a smart move. It's pretty hilarious to watch. Best gem I saw was "no patriot should ever talk to the FBI." What even is patriotism.

I...had not considered this....

What even is patriotism.

That's simple: Sucking the POTATOUS's micropeen.

Everything else is unamerican!

Try one of these subthreads