Arcade versions of GH3 don't offer through the fire and the flames.
Source: i am an arcade machine
That girl's name? Stephen Hawking.
Why, in every single one of these stories, does the people approaching the OP stutter!?
I swear a good 30-40% of this sub's content is from the same weird person.
I second this.
Source: I've put coins in his slot hole.
...and the fourteenth time I had a gun pointed at my head, I went into the Karate Kid crane pose and snarled, "Go ahead, make my day" and the thug turned and fled. The fifteenth time...
I'll try spinning. That's a good trick
This guy must be in peak physical and mental condition to be shot three times, and yet still manage to spin around and scream "Fuck You" while giving the shooter the finger, AND while getting shot a fourth time. Amazing.
I like the idea that he gets better at having a gun pointed at him/getting shot every time it happens to him. Kind of like digging a hole one foot deeper every day and jumping in and out of it over and over again until you can jump thirty feet in the air.
I really, realllly want to read those 18 comments
I imagine it's lots of "LOL! 🤣" and "Ur girl is so lucky to have u!" comments made by his alternate accounts.
The gf probably backed his story up
This feels more like a "I swear I'm not cheating on you, my girlfriend" kind of post.
600 reps in 8 hours is like a rep and a half a minute.
Damn, that sub totally reminds me of the time I sexed twenty-three of my women after a vigorous eighteen-hour workout.
I bench over nine-thousand pounds, you see, so my blood was pumpin' straight to the old pussy-pounder that day, I can tell ya that. Anyway, three lovely ladies followed me into the locker room to personally towel dry me and blow me in front of the other wimpy plebs. What can I say? I'm just a god among losers. I go to leave and of course they want to come with me, pleading for more of my fifteen-inch cunt-crusher, but fuck that, I've got shit to do, yo.
After parking my Ferrari, I walked through my mansion and plopped down in my bed. Wouldn't ya know it, more of these pesky, horny women just can't stop cravin' my cock. Seventeen, count 'em, seventeen broads came climbin' in through my window, another six were campin' out underneath my bed. All of 'em jumped my bones at once, a goddamn feeding frenzy, I tell ya!
In the end, I pounded each of 'em cross-eyed, don't ya know. Afterwards, I went outside and punched a hole through a brick wall just to stay aggressive. Sex is good and all, but nothing comes between me and my balls-out mentality, baby!
He said 600+ so its probably 6000 or more
Otaku dance crew
Even if this was true that's embarrassing as fuck
No, no it isn't.
Everyone clapped and cheered them on. The teacher liked it so much she called an assembly and they did the dance in front of the whole school. Now're they've taken their show on the road and attract huge crowds in every city they go to. So very rich and famous $100%.
Watch your fucking back, bud.
I've seen this exact wording used by quite a few different parents on Facebook. Is it a shit meme or are they all trying to score God points with their religious friends?
Of course. If your grandchildren supposedly speak like this, then "haha, Karen, I told you I'd have more pious kids than you!" It's a version of religious dick waving.
Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down
'haha my kid lives a life of ascetic self denial in a cubby hole on a cliff face and regularly self flagelates as punishment for having impure thoughts. Hope your kid enjoys eternal damnation you pagan bitch'
the fuck is a shot of latte?
I'd take the $95 thanks
"The other customers giggle while the others go 'aw'"
This is the point at which almost all of these stories fall apart. In what universe would the other customers not immediately start barking "C'mon, hurry the fuck up! I gotta get my order and go!"
I can picture the guy sitting in his car hours later, as the store closes:
"Damn it! that's five hundred dollars this week alone!"
god it reads just like an obnoxious redditor trying to be trendy.
That's mostly because it's an obnoxious redditor trying to be trendy.
Are there really "Amazon guys"? When I order something it always come by UPS, FedEx, or regular mail.
When I saw this on the front page this morning, I immediately thought /sub/thathappened
Why do people try and lie like this? Like nothing interesting ever happens to them?
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 23, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this post gave me cancer anyway.
It beats me every time. I already got sick reading the 'original' post, but the FB post one huge fucking cringe.
What happened to the pirate when he recited the alphabet?
He got lost at C.
His arguments were so good that he's not even bothering explaining them to us.
Do you want to cry?
Pshh 3rd wave. Get on my 4th wave level scrub!🌊🌊🌊🌊
His teacher applauded and gave him $100%