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Ridiculous

Ridiculous

Sheldon Cooper wannabe.

He misheard. She was asking for meth and staph.

Does this read like a light-hearted joke to anyone else? The last lines sound like a sarcastic joke I'd make when I'm with my friends.

Fucking is beneath a genius like I

Thank God I don't have to conceal carry my Chihuahua anymore

Thank God I don't have to conceal carry my Chihuahua anymore

Spoiler alert: it was in his butt.

"Excuse me, mind if I whip my chihuahua out for a bit? He enjoys the fresh air."

awkward laughter mistaken for consent

Psst. hey kid would you like some chihuahuaes? 100 for 10 gram

what

what

I just wish he or she will get professional help at some point, before they cause harm to themselves or others. This is not how reality works and the violent fantasy is not a good sign.

Poor delusional thing. Make believe is fun, but you have to know when it's not real, and not expect others to indulge your fantasies.

Consciousness was a mistake.

Man that seems like a lot of kin to keep track of.

Saw this while preparing for driving exam

Saw this while preparing for driving exam

Who sues for 6k for someone being a dick? Albert Einstein would not allow that in his court

At first I thought he meant he was 9 1/2 years old

I disagree, I think /sub/thathappened

I'm new here... but i think this might not have happened...

Not even noticeable

Not even noticeable

they way legos cost he probably got a deal

It says "Weed memes" at the top so this is probably a joke.

This was my thought. Lego are fucking expensive. That baggie's probably got like $300 worth.

Shit some of the star wars legos are $100 just for a speed bike and a few figurines

17 year old pulls out his dick in store and proceeds to have amazing sex

17 year old pulls out his dick in store and proceeds to have amazing sex

"I made sure my dick showed"... pervert...

“I basically committed a sex crime before they could answer but they were so impressed with my big dick. Oh hey, did I mention my dick is huge? Anyway, I totally had sex.” Anytime I see/hear people bragging about their dicks, I just instantly believe they must have a micropenis.

"I want 7-Up"

"Sorry babe I can only manage 6 and a half"

I like to imagine this really happed except the cashier just sighted inwardly and tried to ignore the weirdo in pajamas with a boner

Woman receives free gym membership after hacking expensive equipment and injuring a fellow patron.

Woman receives free gym membership after hacking expensive equipment and injuring a fellow patron.

Casually hacks gym treadmill with a phone

As you do

I feel like hacking and damaging both a customer and expensive gym stuff will get you banned.

Yeah but she hacked the manager's plastic ID badge and changed it to her own name and face and then drank a polyjuice potion and rerouted the IP wires to dominate all of the membership forums, therein completely shifting the balance of the entire exercise universe.

Hackerman

A good Christian neighbor has something to say...

A good Christian neighbor has something to say...

This sounds like a challenge to me!

Amp that shit up to 12.

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Fucks sake

+1 on that note die fgts

Directly from r/China

Directly from r/China

You'd have to have the delusion of a Jehovahs Witness to believe that garbage.

He shattered a 60 kilo barbell in half, with his bare hands?

Are you sure that was a Shaolin monk, and not wukong?

No $€¥£¢100 bill was given so this is clearly a fake.

When you believe that Jesus Christ's secret ninja Second Coming took place in 1914 but no-one noticed it's not hard to believe in gyms full of stock characters from Tekken.

Manager thought his stealing was “genius”

Manager thought his stealing was “genius”

May want to talk to someone about your pepperoni addiction.

she whispered "genius" as she picked up the phone to call the authorities

When I worked at a Papa Johns as a teenager we weren't allowed to eat the no-show pizzas for this exact reason. The manager would often let us take home a fresh medium pizza for free after busy nights, though.

this is exactly why most pizzerias don't let the employees have the "oops" pizzas nowadays

Try one of these subthreads