Both of these people are idiots.
The incel is an idiot, but so is the girl who thinks having STDs are just fine.
You're supposed to AVOID getting STDs, not get them and then #ShoutYourStatus (that was a real hashtag on twitter once that glorified getting STDs)
He had a point at first, then he ruined it...
And then the fry clapped
We can see the grease from where the other chips were.
What is the sound of one fry clapping?
And you didn't realize until you got back to the office. Now that's a bitch.
Tbh as a male crazy cat lady I can vouch some cats are that chill they would lie there with money for hours.
What throws me off is the dad using an emoji version of a frown instead of, you know... A frown.
Is that cat dead? He looks like he's been bound, too
Where's the money, Meatloaf!!?
they would lie there with money for hours
Indeed, cats end up sleeping for 2/3 of their life. So honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this actually did happen.
Edit: I tried it with my cat and about 90 minutes later getting ready in the morning and
Tbh I don't understand why there are so many people claiming this post is fake. I'm 19 and I've been seeing these commercials for as long as I can remember. I could've easily drawn something like this in high school and sent it to my dad
Plot twist: OP is 68 and his daughter is doing her eighth year of a community college degree.
my sister is 16 and this honestly looks like something she'd draw so idk i don't think it's necessarily fake
I don't get it. Is it an American thing or something?
Always convenient that someone nearby always gets the reference. You never hear these stories where no one gets the reference and the person has to lope off sounding like a moron
To be fair would you tell anyone if you looked like a mental person?
You know those joke lists that roam around the internet that noone will ever perform because they are stupid as fuck? That's one of the jokes inthere. She couldn't even make it up.
Ugh! Always someone with a hard-on for Doctor Who as well. Is it mandatory in these fake stories?
Her makeup under the blood still looks decent
Nah man thats a photo of a girl in my hometown who got beat up in a club. https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/vmOvvX/efter-blodiga-misshandeln--polisen-tar-upp-fallet
Your title game needs work.
This is a real picture though. It's a girl who got assaulted at a nightclub in Malmö, Sweden after she told a groping man to back off, after which he smashed a bottle over her head
I get a pebble stuck between the tread of my boots and can feel when my foot hits at a strange angle. There's no way you could walk for weeks and not feel that something was lodged in there.
How did he lose a boot that big?
It was hidden under a charging cable.
Not only can you feel it but there is no way you couldn’t hear the plastic crunching
Breakups are always beautiful I’m sure everyone can agree on that!
Did you direct her to the self help section?
"And then a squad of Republican Nazi goons kicked in the door. I threw my Ed Catmull book at them. Having never seen a book before, they shrieked in horror and ran back to their 4X4 pickup trucks and drove off. Every truck had a pair of Truck Nutz painted red white and blue. The white woman who started all the trouble began to sob and beg my forgiveness. The rest of the coffee shop began chanting "Shame! Shame!" and she ran out into the street where she was run over by a bus. Everybody laughed and began to clap."
Y'all, this is 2018!
somewhere out there is a white woman who really has no idea what just happened to her
"all I did was ask if the extra chair was free, and she threatened to attack me"
I’ve literally seen someone tell this exact story but throwing something else at them.
People are so quick to escalate everything, she probably just asked her for a chair at the table that wasn't being used and she was being a dick about it.
Every night as I tuck my children in, I say “Goodnight! I love you! And remember, girls with dimples can’t be nurses!”
Hahah, hahahhaha, haha, ha, ha, haaaaaah. They do say that don't they.
And they say people with widow's peaks can't be paralegals.