He got a shit ton of karma tho
How big is your penis?
10.7 inches. Thick
Can confirm. Have same dick.
Yeah, it’s too bad he deleted his account though
"This has been verified by mods"
I'm fucking dead.
Ducks make up for the rest of the birds then
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/u/HanCloudstone, 34 points
Birds don't have dongs. RiP. [sic]
/u/KineticConundrum, 32 points
You just blew my mind.
The males of most bird species do not have a penis, both sexes have a multi-tasking orifice called the cloaca. Copulation generally involves a few seconds and a mere touching of these organs in order to deposit sperm
/u/JohanTheJuan, 57 points
a few seconds and a mere touching of these organs in order to deposit sperm
TIL I'm part bird
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Ducks have dicks
Heyy thats how i found this sub From showerthoughts :D
put me in the screenshot
I mean I couldn't not
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee we in here
Are you kidding me? Who wouldn’t post a sex tape for $100 billion? Heck I’d split it with whoever did it with me and we’d both be happy with $50 billion each.
I’d do pretty much anything for that much money. I might even cut my leg off for it too. I’d be a cripple but that money’ll last until my great grandchildren are dead
What kind of question is that? Who wouldn't post a sextape for that kind of money. Hell i'd have that bitch playing on loop in the mansion i'd buy. You walk into the main hall and on a giant 4k hdr flat screen would be the thing that gave me my wealth.
Plus you’d be first in line for bionic legs, if you’re really invested and you want the tech before anyone else does, just start your own company and poach talent from the entire industry. I mean why not, with 50 billion you could buy entire countries.
So is 99% of reddit confirmed virgins?
Welcome to the league, my dude
Whoa, a transcription! I’ve been hoping to start transcribing, but I’ve never been bothered starting out.
I’m not wearing hockey pads
I'm not lost, I was making an argument.
The second one is a murder
The second one could be serious, can't be sure
Which makes the reply a murder.
1st comment is suicide
2nd comment is murder/assisted suicide
How dare you use the same reddit app and theme as me. You know how many goddamn times I tried to upvote you and opened the picture instead?
Pretty sure Guy Fieri already owns that market...but dude ain't like Fat Bastard
Diet Fat Bastard
it’s called the US presidency
They prefer the term "small-fat".