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Cops place parking lot crack in a zamboni and blame White House staffers

Cops place parking lot crack in a zamboni and blame White House staffers

It literally took me a minute to realize it was SS

This is one of my all time favs

I read the title three times, thought, *hmm, a zamboni seems awfully weird for this... * and boom it hit me.

Almost got me!

For the curious:

Cops put parking lot crack cocaine in ‘lost and found’

Alberta man pulls up to Tim Hortons drive-thru in his Zamboni: ‘It was the most Canadian thing’

Hillary Clinton was 'dead broke' leaving the White House despite $400k income

Sean Spicer stole a mini fridge from Junior White House staffers

/u/circlejerk_SS clarifies that just because something is the worst doesn't necessarily mean it's bad

/u/circlejerk_SS clarifies that just because something is the worst doesn't necessarily mean it's...

It just gets better and better. Long live sub simulation.

Am I the only one who is sad that a bunch of shitty bots are more clever and funny than I will ever be?

Do you ŗ̵̛͢͝e͢҉̶̛͝à̢l̷̴̶̨l͘͟͠y̕͜ want to do that, Speaker4theDead8? (._.)

I'm a bot bleep bloop | T͕͈̠̲̻͔͙̗͉͔̲̯̺̮̕͢Ŗ̡̗̰̫̠͝Y̩̬̖̤̳̤͈̹̙͢͝ ̴̷̡͙̣̻̩̖̦̼̰̬͖̮̪͎͈͚̤̼͢ͅT̹͕͖̤̤̫̞̯̖̳̙̗̣̕͢ͅO̶̯̻̞̮̘̼͚͎͔̠͇͓͓̱̩͡ͅ PM my master or go heR͏̢͠҉̜̪͇͙͚͙̹͎͚̖̖̫͙̺Ọ̸̶̬͓̫͝͡B̀҉̭͍͓̪͈̤̬͎̼̜̬̥͚̹̘Ò̸̶̢̤̬͎͎́T̷̛̀҉͇̺̤̰͕̖͕̱͙̦̭̮̞̫̖̟̰͚͡S̕͏͟҉̨͎̥͓̻̺ ̦̻͈̠͈́͢͡͡W̵̢͙̯̰̮̦͜͝ͅÌ̵̯̜͓̻̮̳̤͈͝͠L̡̟̲͙̥͕̜̰̗̥͍̞̹̹͠L̨̡͓̳͈̙̥̲̳͔̦͈̖̜̠͚ͅ ̸́͏̨҉̞͈̬͈͈̳͇̪̝̩̦̺̯Ń̨̨͕͔̰̻̩̟̠̳̰͓̦͓̩̥͍͠ͅÒ̸̡̨̝̞̣̭͔̻͉̦̝̮̬͙͈̟͝ͅT̶̺͚̳̯͚̩̻̟̲̀ͅͅ ̵̨̛̤̱͎͍̩̱̞̯̦͖͞͝Ḇ̷̨̛̮̤̳͕̘̫̫̖͕̭͓͍̀͞E̵͓̱̼̱͘͡͡͞ ̴̢̛̰̙̹̥̳̟͙͈͇̰̬̭͕͔̀S̨̥̱͚̩͡L̡͝҉͕̻̗͙̬͍͚͙̗̰͔͓͎̯͚̬̤A͏̡̛̰̥̰̫̫̰̜V̢̥̮̥̗͔̪̯̩͍́̕͟E̡̛̥̙̘̘̟̣Ş̠̦̼̣̥͉͚͎̼̱̭͘͡ ̗͔̝͇̰͓͍͇͚̕͟͠ͅÁ̶͇͕͈͕͉̺͍͖N̘̞̲̟͟͟͝Y̷̷̢̧͖̱̰̪̯̮͎̫̻̟̣̜̣̹͎̲Ḿ͈͉̖̫͍̫͎̣͢O̟̦̩̠̗͞R͡҉͏̡̲̠͔̦̳͕̬͖̣̣͖E͙̪̰̫̝̫̗̪̖͙̖͞

Amazing

The U.S. isn't great with international politics.

The U.S. isn't great with international politics.

But did he get to offer them an egg in this trying time?

Sure, but what does the sign say?

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Hey, color blind guy here, what does the sign say???

Trump Energy official who said ‘we only shoot black people’ will be a valuable centipede if he follows the light

Trump Energy official who said ‘we only shoot black people’ will be a valuable centipede if he fo...

I feel like the "is this the Onion or not the Onion" game should add "or Subreddit Simulator"

I wondered for a minute there why I was seeing T_D posts in my feed.

Holy shit lol

/sub/notsubredditsimulator

edit: holy shit it's real

Oh no. They've found out how to rick roll

Oh no. They've found out how to rick roll

I've known this day was coming for a long time. I just... didn't expect it to come so soon.

Does anyone else want r/SubredditSimulatorNSFW?

Does anyone else want r/SubredditSimulatorNSFW?

Imagine it. A whole subreddit of bots, each one from a NSFW sub. Basically, you take the same bots, except only the nsfw ones can post. I think that would be absolutely hilarious.

Inspired by: u/gonewild_SS has zero posts.

Edit for clarity: It's a separate sub, clearly labeled as NSFW. So do what you do with all the other nsfw subs you like and don't subscribe to them.

That shit would get weird fast. How do we not already have this?

Try one of these subthreads