As I lifeguard myself, the funny thing is that that translucent visor is doing nothing to protect the sun and he prob can't see for his life lmao. That's more of the problem, if someone is drowning he won't even see hahaha. Dependent on where he is in the pool, he might be able to get away with not getting it wet haha.
shit who am i to interfere with natural selection ⛑🙅♂️ catch me 👋👉 on the news 📺 with that crisp ass supreme ni🅱️🅱️a 💯😂😤👏
Cant throw off the fit even for a moment bro. You never know when someone peeping. The kids will be aiight
aye lifeguards we outchea
w2c cool parents
You got some fly ass parents my dog
your mom is a 10
Deep down I knew he reminded me of something, but could never figure out what it was lol
Uzi once again proving that having heaps of money doesn't necessarily mean you will dress well
Lil Uzi Bert's body tone vs his face's reminds me of the bugs with modding in Bethesda games. At least his handbag matches his shirt.
TBH some of his fits are nice, I feel he dressed crazy sometimes just to get attention like young thug used to do when he wore dresses.
I was in yearbook in high school and like 80% of those captions are made up
" I D O N T S K A T E A S M U C H A S I U S E D T O "
Except this sub is not nearly as self aware and people here actually think they aren't hypebeasts.
Can confirm, also was in yearbook.
Clothing is from the 80s, models are from 2017
Actual ad from adidas. September Issue of English Vogue, 1987. Also, slim white jeans have been around in Europe since early 80s.
Then Q reminded everyone that skinny people shouldn't wear bucket hats.
I have almost that exact shirt that the model to the right has. Ill post pics when I get home
Edit: Found it! https://imgur.com/a/rrWkK
You're never too old to flex
Look at those grandad shoes
"Grandson, you said we would go out for a coffee, why do I have to dress up like this"
social security flex
This kid should be paying his mom to mow the lawn, isn't he ballin or what
The grass bag is empty and he isn't holding down the bar to make the blade spin. Guaranteed he just posed and walked away. I mow my fucking lawn.
Edit: Lawn care is no joke to me. I'm a pasty white boy MOWING MY FUCKING LAWN under the North Carolina sun. I take it seriously.
he lives near me and is friends with my best friend's little brother, his mother is his manager and he's a minor so I'd assume it wouldn't matter if he's a baller bc they are ballin on his dime
Why not just change shoes tho
Bought some Heelys off of a friend recently for $20 and I couldn’t be happier with them. Let me tell you right now, if you want to break necks, yeezys aren’t the way to go. If you want to turn heads, you have to pick up some Heelys right away. Wearing these things out gets mad comments and tons of stares.
Construction: 4/10: the materials aren’t very good and feel pretty cheap
Appearance: 3/10: Looking like some rip off bulky ass Vans, at least they are all black
Utility: 10/10: I have two classes that are typically a 5 minute walk apart. With Heelys though, it was about 60 seconds and I was there.
Flex Level: 8/10: Obviously Heelys have some history to them so if you are repping them on your feet people will throw you some respect
Overall: 9/10: The only downside to wearing Heelys around campus is that girls get too wet and I start to hydroplane.
please fuck my girlfriend
can u put roses on them and get back to us
That last line got me
holy shit i can't stop laughing at "STOP PLATE TECTONICS". i need that shirt so badly
Some of these are just hilarious and I want to wear them.
This was... Interesting to say the least. My favorite piece was the hope against hope shirt, and the funniest was probably "Jesus Turns Pro." Great album though dude
yall can trash talk kendall as much as you want, but I think she's hot af and I'd fuck the square root out of her.
why frank ocean look like a Drug dealer on a walk with his wife and son
w2c friends like these
i'd let him fuck me in the ass no homo