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MRW my waitress tells me that they only have Pepsi, not Coke

MRW my waitress tells me that they only have Pepsi, not Coke

You broke your little ships.

Dr.Pepper is the Official Soft Drink of the Federation.

pepsi > coke. fite me irl.

https://imgur.com/JqYTmjn.gifv

mrw I hear two little girls planning to run away and be pirates, actual quote: "I'll take a boat class and learn to tie the knots and you take karate classes for the duels."

Sounds like the backstory to life is strange

I don’t know why you’re laughing. This sounds like a well considered and entirely plausible career plan.

The internal logic of that plan is solid. That little girl is going places.

Agressively greenlit.

Happy Birthday LeVar Burton!

Happy Birthday LeVar Burton!

This reminded me of the episode where they thought Geordi and Ro died and Data said Geordi was his best friend

Happy Birthday LeVar

Getting some Troy and Abed in the mornin vibes here.

That's when I knew Data was a keeper.

That's when I knew

reading rainbow segue music

When you ask the bank teller out to lunch and she says "With what, the $11.62 you have in your account?"

Happy Birthday to LeVar Burton who played Geordi La Forge on The Next Generation and Voyager

Huh. We're gonna name our 2nd Geordi if it's a boy. We just had labor induced about 6 hours ago, now waiting for the result.

That would be pretty cool to have a baby named Geordi. Good luck

Thanks! Her dad's name was George and we're nerds. Our first is named (kinda) after two Dr Who companions

MRW former Trump campaign advisor Rick Gates is now close to finalizing a plea deal with Robert Mueller and will be the third cooperating witness in the Russia probe

MRW former Trump campaign advisor Rick Gates is now close to finalizing a plea deal with Robert Mueller and will be the third cooperating witness in the Russia probe

You mean like make it the premise for their sci-fi TV show?

I mean, it's hard to deny that the show has always had a very progressive message though (each in relation to the decade in which it was made).

It makes sense that most (or at least a very large portion) of its fans would be those who relate to those messages. I do empathize with the fatigue with partisan politics being everywhere though.

I wouldn’t argue with him, it’s a troll account. It was created 66days ago and only became active 3 days ago to comment on a school shooting.

Make it so.

MRW it's Valentine's day and she says she wants to sit on my face, but I remember we had Mexican for dinner

Sweet. Jesus

T O S S E D S A L A D

TOS S02E06

Oh my gosh how he sorta licks his lip this is perfect.

MRW I realise it's Valentine's Day

From an SNL skit with Patrick Stewart

Moose are the largest members of the deer family, weighing as much as 1200 pounds.

So we’re just gonna...uhh. We’re just gonna not talk about Sulu?

Alright.

Those are surprisingly great uniforms.

MRW it’s Valentine’s Day and my wife wakes up in between snores to ask if I was watching porn on my phone

Happy Birthday to Andrew Robinson who played Garak on Deep Space 9

The text is so perfect

It makes me stupidly happy to find out I share a birthday with (basically) Garak.

Edit 1: Thanks guys <3

This is just like steamed hams except the exact opposite

Riker wants to be your Valentine [Blooper Week]

Riker wants to be your Valentine [Blooper Week]

Now I'm going to get subconscious and think this is how I look when going for a kiss

Theme Week: Bloopers

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