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"High schools in movies" starter pack

"High schools in movies" starter pack

The mid week house party at a nice big house that has a pool and everyone is drinking out of those red cups

Don't forget literally everyone but 5 kids are total assholes and all the staff is barely competent.

You forgot the various scenes throughout the movie where everyone bumps into the nerd/unpopular kid

Vice principal is also usually an asshole.

Edit: Maybe there's some truth in that one because now that I think about all of the vice principals in my schools were kind of assholes..

White girl who thinks being a weeb is hip starter pack

White girl who thinks being a weeb is hip starter pack

needs more japanese words that they picked up from animes that they use in their everyday vocabulary, like kawaii, baka, neko or senpai

Are anime characters white made me laugh for about a minute straight

Thanks senpaaiiii ~♥

White characters in anime are 7 feet tall with a blond Elvis hairdo and an American flag cape.

The 2017 new wave/hip-hop/mumble rap starter pack

The 2017 new wave/hip-hop/mumble rap starter pack

This is young cash register aka lil broomstick

If I've learned anything from Reddit, it's that they get really irritated when you make fun of this shitty genre.

Good luck OP.

also "look at my ____" and "on my wrist"

I've seen this before but reddits search function is garbage so I'd thought put my own take on it.

Also, I could've just posted a picture of Lil Pump but that would be cheating.

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"14 year old entry-level rock music fan" Starter Pack

"14 year old entry-level rock music fan" Starter Pack

These kids existed when I was in high school too only they were into the grateful dead and the Beatles.

My favorite is the kid who starts talking about how great the 80s and 90s were and then brings up a song made in the 2000s as an example.

Don't worry, those kids still exist

Will always be my favorite onion article

Vertical Farming Starter Pack

Vertical Farming Starter Pack

unlimited pesto

Sign me the FUCK up!

Gimme summa dat pesto-y goodness.

do i buy fish correctional facility first or later?

Garlic takes too long, I doubt they grow garlic. And they definitely aren't growing pine trees. So unlimited basil paste is more apt.

Mediocre local Burger Joint Starter Pack

Mediocre local Burger Joint Starter Pack

you forgot about the dozens of local memorabilia from decades ago, such as newspaper articles or things that famous people touched when they visited.

Guaranteed to have that huge piece of romaine with most of the stalk in it, as well as a thick slice of tomato that shoots out the other side of the burger as soon as you take a bite.

Needs:

Different business hours every day, and closing one random weekday. More stacking banquet chairs. Old CRT TV tuned to Fox News. Local sports memorabilia. A bathroom that's either unreasonably tiny, or with the toilet in an awkward location. Don't forget an anemic air dryer with vandalized instructions. "1) PUSH BUTT. 2) RUB HAND UNDER ARM HAIR." A framed "best of" award from a neighborhood or niche newspaper that nobody reads. A constant hum. A sign with the restaurant name in Brush Script. If it's in the Southern US, a beat-up portable sign with missing letters. If it's in the NYC area, a vinyl waterfall awning sign. A menu item that seems really out of place, like gyros or cheesecake. A worthless special promotion; something like "Get a large order of fries for the price of a small on Tuesdays between 1 and 4 PM".

"Don't forget to ask for a side of our World Famous onion rings!"

Obnoxiously Pretentious Farm-to-Table Restaurant starterpack

Obnoxiously Pretentious Farm-to-Table Restaurant starterpack

I would have added:

Mason Jar glasses

Man-buns

Hipster glasses

A picture of the cow they purchased and are serving all month

Tattoos

Craft beer selection

A mission statement that starts with "We believe"

picture of the cow

That would be awesome.

This month we're serving Lenny, a slightly underweight father of 2 who ate lots of grass and mostly just stood around and farted a lot.

"let's go wait in line for 3 hours at 'Ampersand & Ampersand' for some eggs"

Basically this is how you start a restaurant in Portland.

The "Mid- to Late 2000s YouTube Song Lyrics Video" Starter Pack

The "Mid- to Late 2000s YouTube Song Lyrics Video" Starter Pack
The "Mid- to Late 2000s YouTube Song Lyrics Video" Starter Pack

It's got more views than the music video from people who wanted to convert it to an mp3.

I love "I don't own this" as if it somehow excuses them from copyright violation.

But a lot of music videos have a set up and dialogue, some even have background noise or stop the song in the middle for another scene. Lyric videos are just the song.

DMCA complaint leaves you with a video that has no sound.

The "baby I swear it won't happen again" starter pack

The "baby I swear it won't happen again" starter pack

my couch pulls out, I don't

Empty 12 pack of beer cans all over the house, half of which have cigarette ash in them.

I feel like tribal tattoos, and ones that say stuff like "Only God can judge me" should be added

Edit: one word

The hole in the wall is sadly really accurate

The "Please disable your adblocker to continue" starterpack

The "Please disable your adblocker to continue" starterpack

"Our site relies on ads to conti-" Alt+F4

Ctrl+W leaves less collateral damage

I'm looking at you Forbes!

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